Duke of Punggol reassures Commie

[Sammyboy RSS Feed]

An honorable member of the Coffee Shop Has Just Posted the Following:

Transmodified from Mouthpiece CNA

hxxp://www.channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/singapore-will-continue/1778928.html

PEASANTPORE: Peasantpore will continue to send annual tributes to the commies despite acknowledging Uncle Sam as the Hegemon.

Over the past few days, Duke Teo met with several of Commie PRC top minions and lackeys.

He said that Commies has great respect for Peasantpore because it managed to control 90% of the Imperial Court with only 60% mandate. The commies wants to understand how the late Old Dictator LKY manage to steal so many foreign ideas for Familee's prosperity, which include nepotism, subsistent existence for the peasants, as well as cronyism.

"Commie PRC knows Peasantpore thrives because it serve Yankee interests. But more importantly, it wants to learn the Legalist tricks implemented by Old Dictator LKY to hoodwink peasants and present façade of democracy o Ang Mohs and Nihons," said Duke Teo.

Duke Teo added that PRC Commies and Peasantpore stole many ideas from 日本大帝国, including the mistakes. Both regimes share similar problems such as an ageing population and economic stagnation which both cuntries both inherited from the Nihon's Greater East Asiatic Co-Prosperity Model.

Duke Teo also commented on Peasantpore's recent cabinet changes. "Within the cabinet, I think it allows Ruler Loong to consolidate power and send a clear signal to potential challengers that they better open their eyes big big. They better know who sign their pay cheques, its Ruler Loong and not the peasants,” he sneered.


Click here to view the whole thread at www.sammyboy.com.