PRC Special Envoy convey Grand Emperor's Xi message to Tribal Ruler Loong

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Peasantpore: Member for Life of the Sex Bureau of the Communist Bastards of Shina (CPC) Central Sex Pervert Syphilis Hu called on Ruler Loong on Tuesday morning.

Syphilis Hu reaffirmed the vassal status of Peasantpore and said Uncle Sam is a spent force and Peasantpore should hedge its bets.

It was Syphilis Hu's first visit to Peasantpore in his current capacity as special envoy for Great Emperor Xi.

He also met Duke of Punggol Teo CH, Evergreen Senior Minion (ESM) Woody Ah Go-Goh, Transport Minion No Porn Lui Tuck Yew, as well as Little Jew Chan 'Kee Chiew'.

One theme in the meetings was the common challenges that both regimes faced from the internet netizens who are out to expose their incompetence and corruption.

Ruler Loong conceded that Peasantpore will eventually agree that it will be a full vassal of Commie PRC as Uncle Sam's power wane in AP.

Another issue discussed was the importance of the Peasantpore Cantonese Sex Collaboration Council as a platform to share common cantonese traits in fucking whores and skinning alley cats.

Syphilis Hu provided updates on the progress how the Commies will steal ownership of the Sino-Peasantpore Guangzhou Sex City (SSGKC) and expressed his hope that the SSGKC could help promote the safe sex among Bapoks in Asiatic regions. In addition, he confirmed the recent purge of Swine Zhou is merely a wayang to placate peasants and reiterated the utility of Nihon whipping to up patriotic fervor in Commie PRC.

Syphilis Hu and No Porn Lui witnessed the signing of 18 agreements between Peasantpore and Guangdong at the Peasantpore-Shina Sex Conference on a wide range of areas, such as the ability to use tanks to streamroll political pariahs who will use Old Autocrat's demise to make things difficult for Ruler Loong. No Porn Lui wants to learn how PLA tanks are able to efficiently streamroll Cina Peasants in Tiannanmen Square.

In return, Ruler Loong will impart Peasantpore Legalist Theory and Quantum Mechanics Political Theory for Grand Emperor Xi's reading pleasure.

Under the MOU, Peasantpore will share its experiences in areas such as social control using vile legalist tricks while learning tricks from the 27th and 29th Armies in streamrolling peasants using tanks.

Syphilis Hu also on Tuesday toured the Geylang during his visit as it was Peasantpore First Integrated Sex Resort.


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