IDA really thinks local peasants are fools

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An honorable member of the Coffee Shop Has Just Posted the Following:

http://sg.finance.yahoo.com/news/lea...054735951.html

A spin job, disguised as an incident report by the Infocomm Development Arses of Peasant (IDA) has determined that “routing problems” from an state owned Internet Service Provider (ISP), along with the mysterious hardware failure of an internet router, were the causes of the massive outage that took down over 19 regime websites last Saturday.

Old peasants pointed out that the report did not state if human error or hackers were involved. To prove that local peasants are idiots, IDA later said that “at no point were these websites the target of cyber attacks but victims of self inflicted LPPL mishaps.”

The document, uploaded by an idiot peasant, says that cheap GDC1, an internet connection service used by many regime websites, realised their cheap outsourced IT vendors were sleeping on the job, called for an urgent scheduled maintenance on November 1 from 1pm to 3pm. The idea was to tell the Nehs and Pinoys to deploy overdue patches, worded as “the implementation of a security solution for internet access”.

However, things started to go wrong during the test. A pinoy operator decide to sabo the Nehs by swinging the internet connection while the Nehs were trying to google for router commands to make changes to the routers. Under stress, the one junior neh wiped out the router configuration and the entire group realized they did backup their router configuration.

But when the internet connection was reverted back to the primary link, without the configuration, it was a lame duck, a quick thinking Neh poured water over the internet router to create an 'hardware failure'.

Even though a replacement router was eventually used, it had difficulty connecting to the ISP because there was no configuration or backup configuration but the Nehs saved their arses by blaming 'routing and hardware issues'.

IDA, whose head is likely to be sacked, is currently waiting for an incident report from the ISP to buy time. The agency did not explain if their cheap outsourced internet security vendors are busy fucking PRC whores rather than securing the regime's networks.

In response to Tech in Asia’s queries, IDA has issued a press release stating that their 'kan chiong' spider mentality probably do more damage than Messiah's cheap antics.

IDA also floated more lies claiming the Nehs' excuses that were in line with the incident report. But nobody wanted to comment why an expensive router can simply fail during a reboot unless some dodgy tricks were involved.

The regime's IT agency added that the attacks will continue in the next few days. As a result, some regime websites may continue to face intermittent issues.

Many peasants expect Ruler Loong to fire the IDA head honcho as a face saving gesture but retain the cheap outsourced IT vendors as their complex 'patron-crony' relationship and web of benefits will unravel more embarrassment for the regime's lackeys.


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