For all newbies as mai see u kanna flamed...

Strider_sG · #1 10-05-2002, 03:22 AM

AIRCON = BBBJ + Hacks (the mints sweet). Scenario: When the maseuse ask,"want aircon?" n if yes, she pop one hacks sweet into her mouth and start blowing.
Ang Mo : Hokkien word. Means caucasian
Ang Pai : Hokkien word. Famous, acclaim, well known.
ASAP : "As-Soon-As-Possible". Not a sex wording.
AR : Ass Rim (NEW)
Bf : Boy friend not Big Fuck
BGR : Boy-Girl-Relationship
BJ : Blow job
BBBJ : Bare back (barrel) blow job (i.e. no condom)
BBBBBJ : Body bath bare back (barrel) blow job
BS : Body Scrub (NEW)
BL : Body Lick (NEW)
BTW : "By-The-Way". Not a sex wording.
Chio Bu : Hokkien word. "Chio" pretty/beautiful. "Bu" female.
Chiong (Cheong): Hokkien word. Originally means Charge. Used as going out for some happening.
CFM : "Come Fuck Me". Usually refer to the look of a person.
CIM : Come-In-Mouth for blow job
Cum : Short form for "Come". Also means ejaculation of body fluid (e.g. sperm)
DS : "Dog Style"
EMA : Extra-Marital-Affairs. Affairs after marriage. (NEW)
FJ : Fuck job
Gf : Girl friend
GL : Geylang
GND : "Girl-Next-Door". Common / Normal but decent look of a girl.
HC : Health Centre
HJ : Hand job (i.e. masturbation)
IMHO : "In-My-Humble-Opinion". Not a sex wording.
Lao Jiao : Hokkien word. "Lao" Old, "Jiao" Bird
OKT : "Or-Kui-Tao". Pimp
OMFIAMP: "One-Man's-Food-Is-Another-Man's-Posion". New forum word, pronouns as "Ohm-Fam"
ONS : "One-Night-Stand"
RAW : "Doing it without a condom".
SOP : "Standard-Operating-Procedure". The "O" can also refer to "Orgsm". The word "SOP" is usually used in HC field rpt.
Tua Ki : Hokkien word. "Tua" Big. "Ki" Stick. Means Big Dick. Sometimes refer to big fuck also.
Tua Pai : Hokkien word. Same as "Ang Pai" but more with an attitude (i.e. arrogant)
Za Bor : Hokkien word. Female. Also written as "Char Bor"
Zao Kng : Hokkien word. Unaware exposure of undies/undergarment

Acronyms for Places :

HC = Health Centre which is what they call massage parlours in Singapore. Sex at health centres is illegal and you fuck at your own risk there. I do not endorse having commercial sex in the health centres. However, there is little point in my trying to keep health centre fucking under wraps as it is so rampant. I therefore allow its inclusion in my forum with the usual caveat emptor.

GL = This stands for Geylang which is an area in Singapore designated as a red light district where prostitution is legal. This is the upmarket red light district. (prices Sing$40 ~ Sing$200) (current [July 99] exchange rate is approx 1.6~1.7Sing$ to 1 US$.)

KS = Keong Saik Road area. This is the poorer man's red light district. It is also a legal zone. (prices Sing$30 to Sing$100 are typical)

PT = Pertain Road is also mentioned in the forum quite often. It is another legal area but is very down market.

KTV = Karaoke TV lounges. These lounges provide what are officially called Guest Relations Officers (GROs) and are supposed to help you with your singing. Unofficially, they are willing to help you in many ways if you know what I mean.

JB = Johore Bahru. This is a town in Malaysia which is just across the Johore Straits which separates Singapore and Malaysia. Commercial Sex in Malaysia is illegal but it carries on anyway. Many people go to JB to get their thrills as the exchange rate is such that Singaporeans get a fuck for half the cost of what they would have to pay back home. For the sake of those who are not familiar with the town, I have just added a map of the place to JB report on my homepage.

FR = Field Report. This is a write up about the pros and cons of the broad you fucked recently and a rating of her sexual skills.

FL = FreeLancer. A girls who operates privately and is not associated with any particular establishment.

All these are copied from the faqs section so pls all read and mai ask stupid question liao!!!!!! Un less ur ass itchy wanna get poke

JaguarLuv · #2 10-05-2002, 03:29 AM

Wah sehz. Not bad sia. I help you add somemore.

CB - Chee Bye. A hokkien vulgarity that refers to the cunt
KNN - Kan Ni Na. A hokkien vulgarity which means "Fuck your mother"

Jus thought of explaining these as some of the brudders here are using it as a figure of speech pretty often here.

Oh yar, one guy posted in Adults Discussion About Sex asking for OES stories. Kaoz.. dunno what is that manz. Anyone here knows?

Strider_sG · #3 10-05-2002, 03:37 AM

haha. try not to b too vuglar lar even wan also discreet abit man. Well hope tis help those newbies lar if not always kanna flamed. Well if wan more still got more.

CCB: Chao Cheebye
NB: Na Bei
FO: Fuck out
FU: Fuck you

HAHAHA LOL...watever it is lets juz enjoy the forum and mai get too agitated and vulgur.

Strider_sG · #4 10-05-2002, 04:31 AM

haha see so many response but hopefully tis helps the newbies cause see ppl flaming here and there quite sianz. Enjoy and happy cheoning

noppensg · #5 10-05-2002, 08:31 AM

Good efforts! But you don't have to wait for long b4 someone ask questions like "What is BBBJ?", "What is the procedure in HC?", etc. It has happened b4 and will happen again.

Takuma · #6 10-05-2002, 10:24 AM

Some more to add to your Dictionary of Slangs and Abbreviations in Singapore Commercial Sex.

Aunty Related:
Lau Chio: pretty and attractive aunty
Lau Swee: same meaning as 'lau chio'
Lau Goo: ugly aunty
Poo Bor: motherfucker (a teochew word)

Cock related:
Marikita: errection (even Sheila of Delight uses it)
Didi: another word for cock
Little Brother: yet another word for cock

Breast related:
Ai Pi Ai Qi Ai Tua Liap Nee: literally want cheap, want fresh, want big melons. Very choosy
Long Kang: means 'canal' in Hokkien. Refers to woman's cleavage
Airport: Refers to women with flat chest (e.g. Sammi Cheng)
Neh Neh: Another word for breast

Chick related:
Xiao Long Nu or Dragon Maiden: China girl
PRC: China girl
Tomyam: Thai girl
Minah: Malay girl
Ah Qua: Transsexual

smiler · #7 10-05-2002, 02:26 PM

Allow me to add some more......

KPKB-----Kao pei kao bu (meaning shout here shout there)
KNNBCCB-----Kan ni na bu chao chi bai......( Fuck ur mother pussy)
KLKK-----Kia lai kia ke ( Walk here and there)
NATO---No action talk only
FF---Free fuck

That's all at the moment I can think of...if any additional I will update here.......Happy surfing and cheonging.......Most important dun forget the fucking FR hor.............

ol'coyote · #8 10-05-2002, 03:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JaguarLuv
Wah sehz. Not bad sia. I help you add somemore.

CB - Chee Bye. A hokkien vulgarity that refers to the cunt
KNN - Kan Ni Na. A hokkien vulgarity which means "Fuck your mother"

Jus thought of explaining these as some of the brudders here are using it as a figure of speech pretty often here.

Oh yar, one guy posted in Adults Discussion About Sex asking for OES stories. Kaoz.. dunno what is that manz. Anyone here knows?

OES stands for One-Eye-Snake...
OES used to be one famous fr writer in the old delphi forum...
after sammy came out of that forum...this OES oso disappear...
everyone who had read his stories are really missing him...
if you are wondering what is one eye snake...
look at your dick...it's like a snake with only one eye rite ?...
there is a website that some brudders had created to collate his stories...
but i don't knoe if it's been updated...the site is as follows :

http://samster.takehost.com/

Strider_sG · #9 10-05-2002, 04:34 PM

Its so funny nowadays that the goverment keeps promoting good english and good mandarin speaking. Came back from some bookstore and when i was there i happen to browse a book by Perfect Singlish book or sumthing like tat. In it are all the common and rare singlish which ppl would use. For those who still dun understand can go get that book lar.......LOL

JaguarLuv · #10 10-05-2002, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Strider_sG
Its so funny nowadays that the goverment keeps promoting good english and good mandarin speaking. Came back from some bookstore and when i was there i happen to browse a book by Perfect Singlish book or sumthing like tat. In it are all the common and rare singlish which ppl would use. For those who still dun understand can go get that book lar.......LOL

I think if you report the presence of this book to the MOE, it will be taken off the book shelf in no time. hiaks

Strider_sG · #11 11-05-2002, 01:36 AM

I dun think so lar. I saw this at popular book store and some other book store u noe. I guess its juz for fun and reading pleasure only so no harm done.

JaguarLuv · #12 11-05-2002, 03:31 AM

Thought of adding this as well

Before you are planning to post a new topic, kindly do a search first to make sure that it is not avaliable. Be warned that questions posted whose answers can be found by reading the avaliable threads will not be appreciated. It is basically a waste of resources.

Strider_sG · #13 11-05-2002, 10:52 AM

Thought of adding this as well

Before you are planning to post a new topic, kindly do a search first to make sure that it is not avaliable. Be warned that questions posted whose answers can be found by reading the avaliable threads will not be appreciated. It is basically a waste of resources

Very true!!! There was an idoit yesterday where keep starting new threads and unuseful threads. Think he is brain dead xplain and tell him also dun understand. For those who wans to start a new thread pls make sure it is informative and useful...dun start a thread juz 2 ask questions or ask ppl to post watever u wan....Go look up some threads and i am sure u will find the answer....wan contacts better make sure u dun ask that we can share bt to ppl we dun noe so u might wanna forget it.

#14 11-08-2002, 02:26 PM

I wanna add a few :-

BDE : 'Back Door Entry' meaning to fuck the ass

ERP : Real meaning - "Electronic Road Pricing"
Can also mean "Everyday Rob People" which is true !!

PAP : Real meaning - "People's Action Party"
Can also mean "Pay And Pay", which is very true !!

LadyBoy / Katoey : A word used to Thailand to describe transvestives/transexuals. In S'pore we call them "Ah Kua", "Pondan" or "Bah Pok" (in Malay)

NeWater : Real meaning "Jamban Juice", accroding to Talking Cock, i.e. Toilet Water

MoonFace · #15 11-08-2002, 03:40 PM

TCSS - Talk Cock Sing Song
LSLS - Look See Look See
JJ - Jalan Jalan