Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

[potongking]

Originally Posted by Duratop

You're welcome. Laughter is the best medicine.

Most important, don't laugh until your teeth drop

[akispar]

Originally Posted by ropazzo

At the moment a profesional boxing from little island come to big city for match and after that he win and he team happy
In the night he going to have fun and search girl for making love he get a girl like he type....
And he start to foreplay and he start to groping and he said why my cock penetrate and finally he get ladieboy

So funny more please

[ropazzo]

Originally Posted by oxeso

Gd sic! More pls!

Thanks brother lol Tmr i share again

[oxeso]

Originally Posted by ropazzo

Thanks brother lol Tmr i share again

Nnkc.. bluff my fweelings!

[Xgenre]

He deserves to be immortalised in this thread.

[dyelook]

I can't believe that you've been visiting prostitutes for sex," screamed the wife to her husband. "I'm really disappointed."

"You can hardly blame me," he answered. "It's not like I was getting any from you."

"Well that's your fault," she replied. "You never told me you were willing to pay for it"

[RoyalTroon]

Originally Posted by dyelook

I can't believe that you've been visiting prostitutes for sex," screamed the wife to her husband. "I'm really disappointed."

"You can hardly blame me," he answered. "It's not like I was getting any from you."

"Well that's your fault," she replied. "You never told me you were willing to pay for it"

Thanks for sharing nice jokes.

[OldCourse]

Thanks to all who shared jokes.

[ah rat]

Originally Posted by dyelook

I can't believe that you've been visiting prostitutes for sex," screamed the wife to her husband. "I'm really disappointed."

"You can hardly blame me," he answered. "It's not like I was getting any from you."

"Well that's your fault," she replied. "You never told me you were willing to pay for it"

Wife need to pay for sex

[dyelook]

Originally Posted by ah rat

Wife need to pay for sex

yes, according to theory...

[Duratop]

Wife Is Being Unfaithful

How can you tell if your wife is being unfaithful?

You move from Chicago to Seattle and you still have the same mailman.

[engingering]

Originally Posted by Duratop

Wife Is Being Unfaithful

How can you tell if your wife is being unfaithful?

You move from Chicago to Seattle and you still have the same mailman.

Nice share bro

[SirLance]

Originally Posted by Duratop

Wife Is Being Unfaithful

How can you tell if your wife is being unfaithful?

You move from Chicago to Seattle and you still have the same mailman.

Thanks for sharing nice joke.

[Sumsong]

Originally Posted by Duratop

Wife Is Being Unfaithful

How can you tell if your wife is being unfaithful?

You move from Chicago to Seattle and you still have the same mailman.

Or the same postman

[Duratop]

“Hind Lick Maneuver”

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant.

While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress.

One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallaw?' The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers, and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm, and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly strolls back to his table. His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seen nobody do it!'