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Old 31-12-2023, 01:30 AM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

Thanks for sharing bros !!
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

This is not a joke, it really happened
But I felt that this is really funny

https://sammy.services/showpost.php?p=...ostcount=30504

This Samster Award giving ceremony took place about 4 years ago
I really couldn't stop laughing back then
*sorry bro, troll you once more, but this is the last time I promise hahaha

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Hope bros don't mind me sharing these in a thread meant for.... jokes
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

Happy new year, y'all!

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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

Just an observation I had today from driving around. I realised the only 2 days in our lifetime when we travel in a vehicle with flowers at the front of the vehicle will be the day we get married (wedding car) and the day of our funeral (coffin inside a hearse van). Talk about morbid.

婚姻是爱情的坟墓。Really..! <-- translated it means marriage is the grave for love.
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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The cartwheels

A cute teen came to her mom and said "Mom! I've got 10 dollars"

Her mom said "Where from?"

"Tommy from down the road he dared me to do a cartwheel" she replied

"Dear that boy is just trying to see your panties!"

"Oooh" the girl says

The next day the girl comes to her mom and says "Mommy I've got 20 dollars!"

"I told you not to trust that boy!"

"No mom I tricked him, I didn't even wear panties today!"
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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The cartwheels

A cute teen came to her mom and said "Mom! I've got 10 dollars"

Her mom said "Where from?"

"Tommy from down the road he dared me to do a cartwheel" she replied

"Dear that boy is just trying to see your panties!"

"Oooh" the girl says

The next day the girl comes to her mom and says "Mommy I've got 20 dollars!"

"I told you not to trust that boy!"

"No mom I tricked him, I didn't even wear panties today!"
Smart girl!
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

nice jokes.
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

At 30, finding girls in clubs can be challenging. Nowadays, those aged 18-20 aren't necessarily focused on what you wear or your financial stability. You need to be fashionable and cool to engage with them. That's when I discovered Sugarbook. Damn, you remember when we were younger, our target age was almost the same as ours. But now, in our 90s, reaching 30 years old, sometimes we want to explore with those born in the 2000s, like 20-23-year-olds. It can be tough, but this platform has given me some memorable experiences. Nowadays, those aged 20-23 have their own thoughts and can be more sociable than your partner sometimes. No regrets in trying this. Just sharing. If you're 30, you might want to give it a try, hehe.
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