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Old 01-03-2012, 04:37 PM
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Ah Beng, seems like you got some HTML skills. Better than nothing Ah Beng. Ah Beng please waste more energy. Ah Beng you seem to like the last word and are argumetative Ah Beng. Little shat shrimp dick clown!
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Old 01-03-2012, 04:58 PM
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Dear Bro HCKing,

Errr.... no comments on the issue of starting this thread.... ;p..... Me not being part of "history" may have been the factor in not that appreciative of this thread ;p..... but it does adds "spice" to my daily life nowadays... ;p

Yah.. had read your posts..... Well... diff strokes is good..... all same (ie missionary...) also boring mah.. tht is y kamasutra is so "hot"....... how many ten yrs we hv?... gan gan qu zuo....

Gd day to ya.. and happy "firing".. ;p
hehe tks for the understanding bro.

since u hv read my previous posts, u would have realised i dont just come to this forum for the sake of flaming. i have contributed FR, shared opinions on matters of the heart, jokes to brighten up bros days, interesting and useful articles i have read online, personal experience on the HC scene etc. and of cos making fun of some 'interesting' characters to spice up my life. REG is not the 1st and certainly wont be the last.

However, if u do read thru REG's posts u would not find anything constructive worth mentioning except the same old high class holier-than-thou nonsense repeating themselves all years! and the way he goes around different threads posting the same braddah nonsense is like purposely walking near u, release a fart, give u a CHM ( cum hit me ) or kiam pa look and run. As the main objective of a forum is for information exchange as well as topic discussion, REG has failed on both grounds and truly deserve the predicament he is in today.

P/S: i admit he does make a good troll though.
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Old 01-03-2012, 09:55 PM
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i read this thread with interest ..... while i do not profess to be a senior, i've noticed some difference between the samsters of my time and current lot of "younger" samsters ......

this forum used to be a bunch of happy folks sharing all kinds of whatevers, esp FLs, Wls, you name it, etc with little or no personal attacks. just pure fun and perhaps to momentarily get our minds off fm whatever shits we faced daily...... just a place where we can chill out and expressed ourselves under the save haven of a pseudonym.....

as it seems now, much has changed ......
Totally agree with you . I can still remember back then a lot of sharing of good lobangs between brothers . A lot of okt wars back then , Now it is war between brothers . Really sad.
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Old 01-03-2012, 10:21 PM
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i read this thread with interest ..... while i do not profess to be a senior, i've noticed some difference between the samsters of my time and current lot of "younger" samsters ......

this forum used to be a bunch of happy folks sharing all kinds of whatevers, esp FLs, Wls, you name it, etc with little or no personal attacks. just pure fun and perhaps to momentarily get our minds off fm whatever shits we faced daily...... just a place where we can chill out and expressed ourselves under the save haven of a pseudonym.....

as it seems now, much has changed ......
Sadly many years ago, internet trolling wasn't so widespread, not in SG at least... But nowadays it is like the "in" thing to troll. And as SBF population increase, more and more weirdos and shady people start appearing :/ Not to mention those that plotted in advance early and made 10000 clone accounts, now finally ripe liao can lots of power to mess around and circumvent the point system's main use of keeping the negative power people in check.
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Old 01-03-2012, 11:06 PM
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Re: Ode To RealEstateGuy

Look, REG is having ZERO (0) points as of typing this post. I really wonder how big his clone army size is.
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Not to mention those that plotted in advance early and made 10000 clone accounts, now finally ripe liao can lots of power to mess around and circumvent the point system's main use of keeping the negative power people in check.
Ya man, I should have created my army back then, but hey it's not too late now too. I'm sure SBF will have more good years ahead

It's a good point that the moderators/forum owner need to put up some checks on these army of clones now that I know no IP addresses are tracked! Now, do the math, how many clones of age 6 years do one need in order to zap someone with eh... 600 points to negative? Just 200? Or it'll need 300 of 4-yo clones.

Not many bros have 600 points and someone like REG certainly has all the craziness to waste effort & time on grooming them.
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Old 02-03-2012, 12:46 AM
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Look, REG is having ZERO (0) points as of typing this post. I really wonder how big his clone army size is.
expecting his pts to reach min. 25 by next day morning.

if it still stays at 0 then dont wait liao faster cheong 4d for the wkends.
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Shat on your face little shrimp dick boy.
Bradday, eat back you own shit below!
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Braddah you OK? Seem agitated Braddah.
Buahahahaha.... our reverse trolling farts have succeeded!
Now I'm begining to appreciate why trolls troll...
The "joy" of getting someone agitated
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Old 02-03-2012, 01:02 AM
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Bradday, eat back you own shit below!


Buahahahaha.... our reverse trolling farts have succeeded!
Now I'm begining to appreciate why trolls troll...
The "joy" of getting someone agitated
need to have a strong clone army in order to be a fabulous troll bro, the last time i tried counter troll him in diff threads ended up with more than 30 pts losses. very strong defending forces on his side.

better start building my troops now. let's see what nicks can be used. GLKing..KTVKing..FLKing...
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better start building my troops now. let's see what nicks can be used. GLKing..KTVKing..FLKing...
If it's a clone army to pay "tribute" to REG, Eejit is a word that suits him well, a few good ones here:

RetardEejitGit
RagheadEejitGroid
RetardEejitGormless
RetardEejitGrotty
RetardEejitGasbag
RetardEejitGook
RedneckEejitGoose

Or a combination of the above.
Better grab first before REG recruits them
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Old 02-03-2012, 01:48 AM
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man oh man... he just won't go down, after everyone pointed out his faults and flaws he still thinks he's above us... hard to keep a 'good' man down i guess
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Ah Beng, seems like you got some HTML skills. Better than nothing Ah Beng. Ah Beng please waste more energy. Ah Beng you seem to like the last word and are argumetative Ah Beng. Little shat shrimp dick clown!
A few years back, Barack Obama and Hilary Clinton were both trying to get the votes to be the Democratic Party President Nominee, running against McCain and the famous " I can see Russia from my porch". A talkshow host chipped in on the issue.

" So, the decision facing millions of Democrat voters is this, a black man or a white woman ?"

" This is the same decision Michael Jackson has to make every morning "


Yeah, I know he's passed, but it happened, and it's a good joke.

On the other hand, I have worked Obama, Clinton, McCain, Michael Jackson and United States politics into a post in a sex forum to troll you. Shows that if you tried, trolling has a lot of potential. Which you are sorely lacking.

Sistah REG, when you wake up every morning, trying to decide who you want to be today, an imaginary HighClassMaid Lover, or an epic fail whoremonger transformed into dontknowwhatchamacallit or whatever.

You have to first and foremost remember, you my Bitch.

I have trolled you, pwned you hard, sk$$$$$ng your cyber ass with a hotpoke, and you are there whining Good V Evil, Ah Bengs bully you, not fair so bad.....whine whine whine sob sob sob....... And Shrimp Dick......really ???? ....Shrimp Dick is the best you can do ???

Ewwwwwww.......... you fail. Dumbass......

Yeah, should have known to not expect anything much from an Epic Fail like you. Well, it still comes to the same conclusion.

Sistah. REG. You. Still. My. Bitch.
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If it's a clone army to pay "tribute" to REG, Eejit is a word that suits him well, a few good ones here:

RetardEejitGit
RagheadEejitGroid
RetardEejitGormless
RetardEejitGrotty
RetardEejitGasbag
RetardEejitGook
RedneckEejitGoose

Or a combination of the above.
Better grab first before REG recruits them
wahahaha LMAO on this one.

Ode To RealEstateGuy 02-03-2012 02:19 AM so now you admit you got an army of clones

REG 's army on the offensive now.

read my post again boy boy, i wrote "better start building" means havent start yet lah!

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Below are some of the mannerism and personality traits of our High Class Braddah

He often tell everyone he meet where he studied and the intricacies of his family tree-just to show them he come from good stock - it never occurs to him that people may not have heard of his university or his clan's last name which sounded like BakkuttehDingdongBakkwa

At a famous Japanese bookstore, he normally linger over the tabloids but quickly buy the Asian Wall Street Journal when other Filipinos start browsing

He fight noisily with budget airline check-in staff over the size of hand carried luggage-which could be anything from oversized suitcases to major home furnishing or kitchen appliances

He go to department stores and try bargain with the price

He collect items from hotels or restaurants as "souvenirs" and has a collection of miniature shampoo bottles in his living room

He put his hands together in front of him as if to make a path and say "Excuse, Excuse" when he pass in between people or in front of the cinema's sceen

Brushing his teeth after lunch in the office washroom is an unbreakable habit, even if his colleagues can't bear touching the taps after he drooled and spat all over them

He don't sit on the bowl in public toilets, no matter what part of town or if his thighs ache like hell; and he flush the toilet with his feet

He draw a rectangle in the air when asking for the bill, which never fails to baffle the restaurant staffs

He under-declare his income when he pay “His Country of Origin” tax, even if it's peculiar that a Real Estate Consultant is paid little more than a domestic helper's wages

At Immigration, when they call out 'Maria', he and 46 other women stand up

He pronounce 'fax' as the four letter word “fxxk”which often dismay other people so much so that he received countless complaint of sexual harassment

He refer to refrigerator as 'ref', 'Frigidare', or "pridyider", just like he refer to brother to braddah

He order 'McDonalds' instead of hamburger, which he pronounce 'ham-boor-jer'

He pronounce the ff. words: 'Hippopo-TA-mus', 'com-FOR-table', 'Bro-CO-li', and 'Montgo-marry Ward'

He use laundry detergent to wash his dishes

During school days, he used print rags from imported fashion magazines as cover of his textbooks and notebooks.

He has had the same mopped hairstyle since high school and he wore kung fu shoes in high school

He enjoy watching action films with the same plot: Hero and villain are mortal enemies. Hero's family's killed by villain. Hero seeks revenge. Hero meets High Class Maid with sad tale of past love. She comes from a High Class family, that's why she's working as a High Class Maid. They fall in love. Villain kidnaps High Class Maid, threatens to kill the High Class Maid if hero won't stop harassing him and his henchmen. Hero rescues High Class Maid, they run away. Chase goes on in a dilapidated car. Hero finally kills villain and police arrive. Hero and High Class Maid live happily ever after in High Class Village.

He wall to wall carpeting includes the ceiling and glass windows

He own a piano that seldom ever plays cos to him paino notes looks like tadpole music sheets, especially minim or half-note. He only play the piano to impress his guess with nursery rhyme on special occassions

He used to own a karaoke machine but after numerous complaints from the neighbors not from the audio but for his singing, he left it to collect dust since….

All his home furnishings still have plastic covers on them

He say, 'my girlfriend will fetch,' when we think fetching is for dogs

He change his accent according to the person he's talking to

He only buy Christmas cards after Christmas, when they are 50% off.

He prefer his shrimp with the heads and legs still attached cos to him, it means they're fresh.

He e-mail his colleagues at work, even though he is only 3 feet apart

He deliberately flaunt his iPhone and iPad around his waist or uses the iPad to cover his head when it rains or under strong sun

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Dear Bro IK,

Fuahhhhhh!!!!!

You sure know him well yah...........

i admit i deed.. the following...:


"He don't sit on the bowl in public toilets, no matter what part of town or if his thighs ache like hell;..."....


I like this:

During school days, he used print rags from imported fashion magazines as cover of his textbooks and notebooks.


Hahah set me thinking the past..... nice.... ;p
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