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Old 16-03-2020, 02:55 PM
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My roti canai tasted different this morning... and with curiosity, I asked the waiter if they had a new cook. 🤔🤔🤔
"No sir," the waiter replied, "he is the same cook... but since the Corona virus issue, he now washes his hands." 🤪🤪🤪
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Old 16-03-2020, 03:08 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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My roti canai tasted different this morning... and with curiosity, I asked the waiter if they had a new cook. 🤔🤔🤔
"No sir," the waiter replied, "he is the same cook... but since the Corona virus issue, he now washes his hands." 🤪🤪🤪
Means never wash his hands at all. Damn funny.

Good joke and thanks.
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Old 16-03-2020, 03:24 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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More jokes for laugh...

LOL. Collecting "nectar"
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Old 16-03-2020, 09:35 PM
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Wahaha sibeh funny. LMAO.
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Old 16-03-2020, 09:49 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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It’s confirmed . Fresh cow dung can stop corona.

### Dip both you hands in fresh cow dung before going out. 🐂⛰

This will make sure that...
a) you will not touch your eyes , nose , ear or mouth...
b) nobody will shake hands with you...
c) Nobody will come near you when you are out in the streets....

and finally...

d) You will wash your hands thoroughly before you eat.!!
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That is called 'saani'tiser
Very nice share. Thanks bro
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Old 16-03-2020, 09:55 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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My roti canai tasted different this morning... and with curiosity, I asked the waiter if they had a new cook. 🤔🤔🤔
"No sir," the waiter replied, "he is the same cook... but since the Corona virus issue, he now washes his hands." 🤪🤪🤪
From now on most foods will taste different hehe
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Old 16-03-2020, 10:43 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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LOL. Collecting "nectar"
Taste the same as nectar too?
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Old 16-03-2020, 10:48 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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More jokes for laugh...

Thanks for sharing
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My roti canai tasted different this morning... and with curiosity, I asked the waiter if they had a new cook. 🤔🤔🤔
"No sir," the waiter replied, "he is the same cook... but since the Corona virus issue, he now washes his hands." 🤪🤪🤪
Added ingredients? Hehe!
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Old 18-03-2020, 09:33 AM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

CORONAVIRUS UPDATE :
———————————

I just heard that John Travolta was not feeling well on Sunday. He was worried that it was the Corona virus but the doctor confirmed it was only a *Saturday Night Fever*, so I guess he will be *Stayin' Alive!* Bee Gees said it might have been a *Tragedy*, cos somebody might get *Too Much Heaven*. So please *Don't Forget To Remember* to wash your hands. Hopefully everything will be back to normal by the *First of May* and we shall have a great *Summer Holiday* with Cliff Richard !!

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Old 18-03-2020, 10:25 AM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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CORONAVIRUS UPDATE :
———————————

I just heard that John Travolta was not feeling well on Sunday. He was worried that it was the Corona virus but the doctor confirmed it was only a *Saturday Night Fever*, so I guess he will be *Stayin' Alive!* Bee Gees said it might have been a *Tragedy*, cos somebody might get *Too Much Heaven*. So please *Don't Forget To Remember* to wash your hands. Hopefully everything will be back to normal by the *First of May* and we shall have a great *Summer Holiday* with Cliff Richard !!

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Excellent joke!

Very nice effort for brother to post so many jokes to share in this depressed virus situation.
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Old 18-03-2020, 10:45 AM
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More jokes for laugh...

Really nice shot and wonder is a joke?
Thanks for sharing.
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Old 18-03-2020, 12:05 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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CORONAVIRUS UPDATE :
———————————

I just heard that John Travolta was not feeling well on Sunday. He was worried that it was the Corona virus but the doctor confirmed it was only a *Saturday Night Fever*, so I guess he will be *Stayin' Alive!* Bee Gees said it might have been a *Tragedy*, cos somebody might get *Too Much Heaven*. So please *Don't Forget To Remember* to wash your hands. Hopefully everything will be back to normal by the *First of May* and we shall have a great *Summer Holiday* with Cliff Richard !!

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Very nice share bro Hurricane88, thanks
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Old 18-03-2020, 12:09 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Are my testicles black?
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"

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Very good one, next time I'll ask the same question
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Old 18-03-2020, 01:14 PM
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Hahahahaa like this one!!
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