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Old 15-11-2016, 05:02 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

Tell a joke!

ladyboy blackface is farting all the way!
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Old 15-11-2016, 07:15 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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Tell a joke!

ladyboy blackface is farting all the way!
And my fart goes onto your face .

Please do not up me unless I up you . My posts are meant for the 2 fake female imposters . If you do not like what I post you can choose to put me in your Ignore List .
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Old 15-11-2016, 09:09 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

Thank you for sharing the jokes
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Old 15-11-2016, 09:37 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]


Who do men have a hole in he end of their penis?

To get air to their brain.
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Old 15-11-2016, 09:40 PM
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What is the difference between a clitoris and the mini bar in a hotel room?


Most men can find the mini bar in less than three minutes.
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Old 15-11-2016, 09:47 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?

They both can smell it but cannot eat it.
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Old 15-11-2016, 11:39 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

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What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?

They both can smell it but cannot eat it.
This is good hahahaa!!!
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Old 16-11-2016, 10:46 AM
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Who do men have a hole in he end of their penis?

To get air to their brain.
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What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?

They both can smell it but cannot eat it.
I like these two..
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Old 16-11-2016, 12:20 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

Thanks for sharing good jokes
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Old 16-11-2016, 12:22 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

I was constantly NE(Nose-exhaling) while reading these jokes in my office and my colleagues are starting to wonder what im doing..
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Old 16-11-2016, 08:56 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

Nice funny jokes here!!
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Old 16-11-2016, 09:15 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

A couple was getting frisky in a field.

After giving her oral sex.

He said, 'Wow, I wish I had a torch'.

'So do I,' she said.

'You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes.'
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Old 16-11-2016, 09:18 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

A young couple is staying at a nudist campsite.

'When I tell you I love you,' asks the young man, 'why do you always lower your eyes?'

'To see if it's true.'
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Old 16-11-2016, 09:22 PM
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Re: Jokes for Relaxing.. [new thread]

What's the difference between LOVE, TRUE LOVE and SHOWING OFF?

Spitting

Swallowing and

Gargling.
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Old 16-11-2016, 09:23 PM
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What's the difference between EROTIC and KINKY?


EROTIC is when you use a feather

KINKY is when you use the whole chicken
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