PRC in (Pasar Road) (Pudu K.L)

[maxtreme]

Originally Posted by sengseng

Saw her standing there busy chatting with her other J-Mei.
I quickly walk further away so that she can't see me.
Now that I am out of her sight.
Took out my hp and gave her a tinker.

SS: Wei, Ni chai nali (Where are you?)
Gurl : Working lor? Where are you?
SS: (Zai Jia lor)At home lor.
Gurl : Not coming out to play tonight meh.
SS : Not free lah.
Btw, let me ask you somthing.
Gurl : What?
SS : If a genie will to grant you 3 wishes. What will you 1st wish be.
Gurl : Eh!!!
SS : Dun dell me. If not your wish will not cum true.Now close your eyes and make your wish.
Gurl : Okay.
I then quickly came out and sneak towards her.When I reach where she is standing and gave her a tap on the shoulder.
She turn her head towards me. She let out a scream. Waaah! Wo de ma ya.
Gurl : You devil, you really gave me a scare.I tot you said you were at home.
SS: I was at home a minute ago. A genie came and said you wish to see me and like magic, I was teleported here.
So that's you first wish. Now that you first wish have came thru.What will be your second and 3rd wish be.
She pretend to be angry and look away.
SS: Baobei, lets sit down and I will dell you the story of the 3 wishes.Okay.
Dun be angry lor.
Gurl: She reluctantly sat down.
I then begin the story.
SS: Long long ago in Fujian province,one day a foul mouth fisherman caught a talking fish.
The talking fish begged the fisherman to let him go. In tears he said; Mister Fisherman,I am a magic fish if you let me go, I will grant you 3 wishes.
Fisherman speaking to the fish. How can I believe you? Its easy , you can have your wishes now said the fish.
Thinking to himself, the foul mouth Fujian Fisherman : I want everything.
He then open his foul mouth and said My first wish is Sim Mi Lanciao pun ai. The fish then said your first wish is granted. All of the sudden
all types of lanciao landed on the fisherman. He was so angry and said Simi Lanciao pun ng mai.
Then all the lanciao dissapeared including his. he now reliazed that his lanciao is also gone.
What to do, he have use the 3rd wish to get back his own lanciao.

Those sitting at the same table with me started to laugh. Some even ask me to repeat the story. I said I only dell it once.
You want me to repeat, you have to grant me 3 wishes.KEKEKE

** If you like my post ,pls up my points. TQ

simi lanjiao pun ai...like that u also dare to tell, yat lao lor u.....

[sengseng]

Originally Posted by maxtreme

simi lanjiao pun ai...like that u also dare to tell, yat lao lor u.....

Simi lanjiao pun ho pun see lanjiao ma.

[pomrakthai]

Originally Posted by eugene_wong

what about pomrakthai? guess he is good in mandarin too..

Why you woke me up ? Don't guess.....I studied in Beijing and I speak Mandarin with a strong Beijing accent. Those PRC's taught I am a China man !

Nowadays, Yue Hua seeing you more than she sees me...jealous wor

BTW, I want to meet you at ACE this Sunday night as I am bringing our Indonesia taikor SBY to ACE. Want to meet up?

[pomrakthai]

23 November 2012 , Friday, from 2300 hrs to 0600 hrs, NO WATER SUPPLY AND NO ELECTRICITY in ACE building, close shop...don't go there you will be disappointed

[S.B.Y.1]

Originally Posted by pomrakthai

BTW, I want to meet you at ACE this Sunday night as I am bringing our Indonesia taikor SBY to ACE. Want to meet up?

Alamak Laotar pomrakthai you announce so publicly
later Al'Qaeda SBF clone come zap me hor

Selamat pagi kpd semua bRuRs dlm thread ini

Salam kenalan

[Scorpioking87]

Master Seng Seng,

ur donut collection very nice..wonder where i can get them...dunkin donuts??

[eugene_wong]

Originally Posted by pomrakthai

Why you woke me up ? Don't guess.....I studied in Beijing and I speak Mandarin with a strong Beijing accent. Those PRC's taught I am a China man !

Nowadays, Yue Hua seeing you more than she sees me...jealous wor

BTW, I want to meet you at ACE this Sunday night as I am bringing our Indonesia taikor SBY to ACE. Want to meet up?

Sure, what is the time? Actually, I can't speak mandarin and so envy of your fluent Mandarin. Can kau those any prc kao kao....

[sengseng]

Wanna meet your future Home minister? KEKEKE

The party will be held on Dec 15 at Sunway Putra Hotel. Registration opens on Dec 1, 2 and 8 from 11.30am to 3.30pm at Wisma MCA.
The party is open to all single Malaysian Chinese and the entry fee is RM180.
For more information, call 03-7726 2266, 012-240 1802 or go to www.cupidspacedating.com.

http://www.divaasia.com/article/19157

[eugene_wong]

Originally Posted by sengseng

Saw her standing there busy chatting with her other J-Mei.
I quickly walk further away so that she can't see me.
Now that I am out of her sight.
Took out my hp and gave her a tinker.

SS: Wei, Ni chai nali (Where are you?)
Gurl : Working lor? Where are you?
SS: (Zai Jia lor)At home lor.
Gurl : Not coming out to play tonight meh.
SS : Not free lah.
Btw, let me ask you somthing.
Gurl : What?
SS : If a genie will to grant you 3 wishes. What will you 1st wish be.
Gurl : Eh!!!
SS : Dun dell me. If not your wish will not cum true.Now close your eyes and make your wish.
Gurl : Okay.
I then quickly came out and sneak towards her.When I reach where she is standing and gave her a tap on the shoulder.
She turn her head towards me. She let out a scream. Waaah! Wo de ma ya.
Gurl : You devil, you really gave me a scare.I tot you said you were at home.
SS: I was at home a minute ago. A genie came and said you wish to see me and like magic, I was teleported here.
So that's you first wish. Now that you first wish have came thru.What will be your second and 3rd wish be.
She pretend to be angry and look away.
SS: Baobei, lets sit down and I will dell you the story of the 3 wishes.Okay.
Dun be angry lor.
Gurl: She reluctantly sat down.
I then begin the story.
SS: Long long ago in Fujian province,one day a foul mouth fisherman caught a talking fish.
The talking fish begged the fisherman to let him go. In tears he said; Mister Fisherman,I am a magic fish if you let me go, I will grant you 3 wishes.
Fisherman speaking to the fish. How can I believe you? Its easy , you can have your wishes now said the fish.
Thinking to himself, the foul mouth Fujian Fisherman : I want everything.
He then open his foul mouth and said My first wish is Sim Mi Lanciao pun ai. The fish then said your first wish is granted. All of the sudden
all types of lanciao landed on the fisherman. He was so angry and said Simi Lanciao pun ng mai.
Then all the lanciao dissapeared including his. he now reliazed that his lanciao is also gone.
What to do, he have use the 3rd wish to get back his own lanciao.

Those sitting at the same table with me started to laugh. Some even ask me to repeat the story. I said I only dell it once.
You want me to repeat, you have to grant me 3 wishes.KEKEKE

** If you like my post ,pls up my points. TQ

u must be good in mandarin for such conversation...

[sengseng]

Originally Posted by Scorpioking87

Master Seng Seng,

ur donut collection very nice..wonder where i can get them...dunkin donuts??

There are under maintenance lah.

http://www.dunkindonuts.com.my/images/maintenance.png

[Scorpioking87]

Originally Posted by sengseng

There are under maintenance lah.

http://www.dunkindonuts.com.my/images/maintenance.png

Haha like tis how ah?no donut to eat..

[dyelook]

Originally Posted by S.B.Y.1

Alamak Laotar pomrakthai you announce so publicly
later Al'Qaeda SBF clone come zap me hor

Selamat pagi kpd semua bRuRs dlm thread ini

Salam kenalan

Salam, Pak Mas... hopefully bro Pomrakthai will intro some Bakso for you.. hope you'll enjoy your trip in Bolehland...

[pomrakthai]

Originally Posted by dyelook

Salam, Pak Mas... hopefully bro Pomrakthai will intro some Bakso for you.. hope you'll enjoy your trip in Bolehland...

Our bapak SBF has plenty of free bakso in Indonesia, why come to Bolehland for bakso ? He wants to taste northern mushroom soup

[pomrakthai]

Originally Posted by eugene_wong

Sure, what is the time? Actually, I can't speak mandarin and so envy of your fluent Mandarin. Can kau those any prc kao kao....

Tomorrow Sunday night 10 pm at ACE. PM me your handphone number

[sengseng]

Originally Posted by Scorpioking87

Haha like tis how ah?no donut to eat..

At first I tot she wrote Alien Scorpions from planet Scopiru are invading planet earth. Whew!!!!

Woman predicting alien lizard attack on Earth registers a political party.
Here are the details.

http://themoscownews.com/politics/20...190845524.html