We want to get laid tonight! - Page 3

MonteCristo · #31 15-10-2011, 03:57 PM

I am assuming TS got laid?

itrr · #32 15-10-2011, 05:23 PM

Some guy tried his luck with wifey but sad to say he was too shy to even say goodbye when we left! So...... needless to say we end up back alley.

He: Your bf left you here alone for so long!
Her: She's my hubby.
He: Oh i see.
He: ... walks away ...
Her: WTF?
Me: Say bye to him
Her: walks past and say bye
He: Looks up at the ceiling with a wtf look
Me: Told ya he suck
Her: Whatever, fux up idiot.
Me: I wished he turned you up while i was away.
Her: HE WAS BORING LIKE A BLOCK.
Me: Well, i suppose im still the best.
Her:

gpod · #33 15-10-2011, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by itrr

Some guy tried his luck with wifey but sad to say he was too shy to even say goodbye when we left! So...... needless to say we end up back alley.

Her:

TS We want whole story FR ..

Shuang_Jie_Gun · #34 15-10-2011, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by itrr

Some guy tried his luck with wifey but sad to say he was too shy to even say goodbye when we left! So...... needless to say we end up back alley.

what a bumper. curious to know the nick of this bro though.

SirKyle · #35 16-10-2011, 12:23 AM

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Originally Posted by itrr

What are you trying to say here? You mocking at us asian? Let me tell you this homie, i dont need rounding off as im tall enough. You might need rounding off yourself. Maybe even for yr penis length.

wow. I just said you're more honest than my fellow countrymen. How could you take that as an insult?

SirKyle · #36 16-10-2011, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by jasdude

I assume you are Caucasian and new to ASIA or simply attention seeking

I am, and I got way more attention than I wanted, including getting myself called a nerd and my dick size insulted.

FiliaLunae · #37 16-10-2011, 12:30 AM

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Originally Posted by SirKyle

I am, and I got way more attention than I wanted, including getting myself called a nerd and my dick size insulted.

/patpat

Sometimes it's better not to make any comparisons between races..

Shuang_Jie_Gun · #38 16-10-2011, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by SirKyle

I am, and I got way more attention than I wanted, including getting myself called a nerd and my dick size insulted.

Happy for you! **claps claps**

Lancer81 · #39 16-10-2011, 11:23 PM

How to contact u bro....

itrr · #40 17-10-2011, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Lancer81

How to contact u bro....

You wanna get laid or u wanna lay us..?

Pm me ....

jasdude · #41 17-10-2011, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by itrr

You wanna get laid or u wanna lay us..?

Pm me ....

Bro , you need to start new thread . Can we get laid every other night ? lol

itrr · #42 17-10-2011, 01:41 PM

1) Supposed to meet 1 couple yesterday night. Play me out last minute.

2) Supposed to meet 1 couple to have outdoor fun, but he prefers a roof overhead.

3) Lots of Single guys telling me how great they are.

Look homies, as much as i wanna see my wife get punished by your so call big sausage and overwhelming looks, we prefer to meet COUPLES now.

--- E ---

But if your partner wants to get punished by my hubby's average size tool but killer looks, and with you by the side looking. He will be glad to help out. With me in the fun as well.

--- K ---

itrr · #43 17-10-2011, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by jasdude

Bro , you need to start new thread . Can we get laid every other night ? lol

More like getting play out everynight!

jasdude · #44 17-10-2011, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by itrr

1) Supposed to meet 1 couple yesterday night. Play me out last minute.

2) Supposed to meet 1 couple to have outdoor fun, but he prefers a roof overhead.

3) Lots of Single guys telling me how great they are.

Look homies, as much as i wanna see my wife get punished by your so call big sausage and overwhelming looks, we prefer to meet COUPLES now.

--- K ---

Chillax , you guys will get used to it . Epecially with the single guy thingy . Before meeting couples , its best to chat with them to find out each others wants and don'ts so there is no waste of time and no unhappiness will result . Its also a precautionary procedure to Access each other . Especially one on one couples for the first time ! do not swing in different rooms " your partner is at risk !

Honestly swinging as mentioned before , sex is one thing but you will realise the process of it, is far more enjoyable if you are in the right company . Good luck my friend .

cupid · #45 17-10-2011, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by itrr

More like getting play out everynight!

so it is difficulty to get laid by girl hehe .. but much more easy by the guy ..

TS you can not change the world, you can change yourself