SibueyJialat! - All welcome to share jialat happenings

[sadfa]

Originally Posted by FunnyHippo

Photoshop also dont know how to do properly...
Stupid minion...
Really SIBEH JIA LAT lah...

BTW Is this fucker gay? Always give me the impression

[SibueyJiaLat]

Originally Posted by lancelim

Not sure if this is jialat.

Back during the times when buses had no CCTV and Singapore wasn't so crowded, my then girlfriend was so horny that she totally destroyed my pants zip and belt after we are done quickie on the upper deck. I had real difficulty getting off the bus then.

Thank you for sharing jialat post here.

[SibueyJiaLat]

Thank you for posting jialat story. Too bad you did not score!

Originally Posted by dumplingwater

I've been entertained by this thread for a few hours, and I am very grateful. So I shall return a deed! By doing the same

I am a very sexually active guy who has not a sexually active gf. Thus most of the time I need to diy by watching JAV, well. There's one time when I just got my new iphone5, I happily downloaded browser that support flash video so that I can watch jav anywhere with my iphone around. I enjoyed, and diy-ed before heading out to work. That day my client's staffs saw my phone and took it over to play a bit because iphone5 it's still quite new. And then she popped out the question :"Do you know iphone5 got new function? You got try double tapping the home button?" Then she did it, my iphone displaying all the APPS which were still running at the background with preview. Best part is I had forgotten to close that browser with JAV!

Suddenly the atmosphere became silent, well, for 1-2 seconds. I guessed she saw that and she just redirect the topic to other things like how light the phone is and how slim it is. I sibeh jialatly paiseh!

Too bad no follow-up. She's a very cute girl though and we are still quite good even now, just didn't mention about things that day again. Just don't have that kind of luck

There you go, my first contribution to this forum, lol.

[SibueyJiaLat]

Originally Posted by Summerhillt

He kan pua jialat. He Photoshop Liao still say he took that photo there when he was in France with president Tony Tan.. My God... This thing so sensitive why he even post photo.. Machiam post photo will help the situation.. Might as well spend the time photoshopping go help his needy tamp residents..

Thank you for sharing. Nowadays many jialat stories around us.

[Asdf12345]

Another Jialat story,

I was at a club with my ex and her friends who I'm not very close with. Most of the time I just chill and smile to everyone in order to look friend. A tall girl was looking in my direction and I just smile as per usual.

The next min this girl was a few steps away from me and simply took a long brush on my dick with her hair and I immediately realize the she is a bak pok. Worse thing is one of my ex friend saw that and quickly inform my my ex.

My ex was furious when she approach me but laugh when the first few words came from my mouth "Baby a bak pok molest me!". This become joke of the night and occasions when they meet up...needless to say I didn't join their event again

[Asdf12345]

In my teenage years, I went swimming with my family and family friends at yishun swimming complex. There was this boy who like to stick to me and I find him very cute and keep disturbing him. I brought him along to the male changing room to shower in the open shower area. We met up with my family and friends for dinner.

At the dinner, the boy suddenly blurt out in front of everyone to his mum" Mummy when I grow up I wan my didi to be like ***kor kor size, my kor kor one smaller" everyone was stunned and laugh hysterically leaving me and his brother paiseh to the max. Disclaimer....I don't think mine is big

[AhSoonNo1]

Originally Posted by Asdf12345

Another Jialat story,

I was at a club with my ex and her friends who I'm not very close with. Most of the time I just chill and smile to everyone in order to look friend. A tall girl was looking in my direction and I just smile as per usual.

The next min this girl was a few steps away from me and simply took a long brush on my dick with her hair and I immediately realize the she is a bak pok. Worse thing is one of my ex friend saw that and quickly inform my my ex.

My ex was furious when she approach me but laugh when the first few words came from my mouth "Baby a bak pok molest me!". This become joke of the night and occasions when they meet up...needless to say I didn't join their event again

Thanks! Bro, pardon me, what is a "bak pok"?

[Ramzai]

Originally Posted by AhSoonNo1

Thanks! Bro, pardon me, what is a "bak pok"?

Transvestite

[Ramzai]

I was having a great time with my bf in a hotel upon an hour check in.. All of a sudden the chambermaid walk in to clean the room. It really spoil the fun we're having.

[ajlover]

Originally Posted by Ramzai

I was having a great time with my bf in a hotel upon an hour check in.. All of a sudden the chambermaid walk in to clean the room. It really spoil the fun we're having.

Did she made any comments? Was having a 3some with pros when we forgot to close the door (everyone assumed someone will do it, but in the end, no one closed it)... she kpkb... 'so horny till cannot close door meh'

[Ramzai]

Originally Posted by ajlover

Did she made any comments? Was having a 3some with pros when we forgot to close the door (everyone assumed someone will do it, but in the end, no one closed it)... she kpkb... 'so horny till cannot close door meh'

Hahahha..No 3some.. I was cowgirl ny bf.. She just said "Oops sorry mam, and quickly left"

[kuasimi]

Originally Posted by FunnyHippo

Photoshop also dont know how to do properly...
Stupid minion...
Really SIBEH JIA LAT lah...

If this was a WP MP, the Singapore Media would have headline everyday for a week with criticisms and CNA will devote 30 minutes of news time to this topic. Similiar to AHPETC saga.


This PAP MP was trying to tell Singaporeans he went Paris for a holiday paid by taxpayers and enjoyed himself.


MP Baey Yam Keng's photo in response to Paris Attacks raises ire


https://sg.news.yahoo.com/mp-baey-ya...081129559.html


[Update 17 November: Baey Yam Keng responded to the controversy with a Facebook post. He states, "I appreciate the frank comments by many and I do respect the views expressed. On hindsight, I could have been more mindful about the choice of photo."]


Parliamentary Secretary Baey Yam Keng’s reaction to Friday’s terrorist attacks in Paris has earned the ire of netizens, with some of them alleging that the photo he posted on his Facebook account was photoshopped.

The attacks, which left 129 dead, have inspired overwhelming support for the people of France from the world. Many social media users have posted messages expressing solidarity for the victims of the attacks, and tinted their profile pictures in the French tricolor.

Baey also wrote a message of support on his Facebook account on Sunday and posted a photo with it, which showed the MP for Tampines Group Representative Constituency posing close to the Eiffel Tower in Paris. But some commenters have cast doubt that he was at the famous landmark when the photo was taken.

His post has been liked more than 300 times and shared 200 times on Facebook as of Monday afternoon.

Isabel Kang, whose comment was the most-liked in the comment section of Baey’s post, said “Where and what is the relation between the two photo subjects that you have to purposely edit both into one image? Tasteless.”

Another commenter Cepheus Chan added, “Firstly, it's badly photoshopped. Secondly, that pose and expression in no way suggest that you're sympathetic to their plight. Thirdly, perhaps a simple photo of the Eiffel Tower would suffice, but no, you had to insert yourself into the picture.”

However, Baey Yam Kang has clarified that the image was not photoshopped and was taken back in May, when he was part of the delegation accompanying President Tony Tan during his state visit to France. A similar image was posted on his Facebook and his Instagram on 19 May.



Ungku Muhammad Ibrahim, Senior Photographer of Ardent Images, said, “The exposure and direction of light from the sun of him and the tower match each other but it’s one of the things you can use to spot photoshop jobs.”

Many social media commenters on Reddit and $$$$$$$$$$$$ maintained that the photo was in bad taste.

One commenter on Reddit said, “Even if it is not photoshopped, it is still quite tasteless to put up a photo of himself and the Eiffel tower while offering condolences.”

The photo has led to the hashtag #Baeyforparis, which is currently trending on social media sites like Twitter.

I asked for a cape for #BaeyForParis and my reader delivered. pic.twitter.com/FgpQQP2RS4

When Yahoo Singapore reached out to Baey for a comment, he said he has nothing to add to the discussion.

[Keima]

Originally Posted by dumplingwater

Too bad no follow-up. She's a very cute girl though and we are still quite good even now, just didn't mention about things that day again. Just don't have that kind of luck

There you go, my first contribution to this forum, lol.

Bro, you should ask her out for coffee, then tell her your treat for her rescuing you from embarrassment - break ice dei. But iPhone 5 was four years ago, do she could have forgot laio.

[kuasimi]

Originally Posted by FunnyHippo

Photoshop also dont know how to do properly...
Stupid minion...
Really SIBEH JIA LAT lah...

https://www.facebook.com/The-Alterna...type=3&theater

[FunnyHippo]

Originally Posted by sadfa

BTW Is this fucker gay? Always give me the impression

I'm not surprised if this JiBye is gay...
For sure this idiot is a narcissistic person...
Use Facebook as an excuse to connect with the people...
Walk the ground if you want to interact with the public lah...
Bodoh Peh Babi...