Melbourne Australia

[ITRfaithful]

Hey brothers,

I'm not asking for information on Tiffany massage because I know better than to ask for numbers and address over a forum, but I was wondering how I can find their ads? I've been looking through the Weekly and Herald Sun but can't find any ads for Tiffany Massage. Hope a fellow punter can shed some light on this for me! Much appreciated.

-S

[yoshii]

Took a chance with the leader today and called a couple of numbers before I heard a voice that I felt wasn't too bad (bad mistake). Called up and corresponded the address to a post on Punterplanet so I made my way over.

Well first impressions failed... Lucy is from Dalian, and whilst she educated me on th beauty of the girls in her hometown, I couldn't quite say it applies to her.

Anyways, in an effort to find out more about the place than walk away, I stayed for a half hour session. Her strength was good, she's had training in her nursing studies. So massage was alright. Not the piano playing type, but certainly not a professional massage. Had a good chat but when it came to the flip, only hand relief was offered. No taking off top or anything else. Quite disappointed and didn't manage to release my nuts.

Looks: fail. has really long hair which is nice but doesn't hide enough of the face.
Body: fail. Chubby
Boobs: nice B cup cleavage
Massage: 6.5/10
HJ: 6.5/10 made an effort but not good enough for me to cum without any extras
WIR: for someone else? Maybe with confirmed extras
Damage: $50/30mins + $20/HJ

[xxFTOxx]

Woah bad luck dude. Your description on her looks really cracked me up. Somehow this reminds me of the time I used to get numbers from girls in the IRC chat eons ago. Voice so nice and sweet...80% of the time meet up with them turns out to be baby elephants...or is it just my luck. Anyway shed some light on the location to prevent people like Bro Pocket from wasting his hard earned cash

[yoshii]

hahaha... well someone on PP did say there was a gem there but I doubt I'll be heading back. As for the location, the title would make sense if you knew the area, but if you don't it's near Huntingdale station. It's in the leader so once they give you the address, you should be able to piece it together. Don't think the coppers patrol our site, but just my habit of not being too blunt with the location. Someone else might enjoy the company of that AMP.

Thanks for the power up bro xxFOTxx. I wonder how come I haven't got around to giving you any points. Will return the favour later when power resumes.

[pocketrocket]

Good man for sharing!!!

[LeManz]

Got really hung up after drinks at the pub with my colleagues on Friday. Went to my fav strip joint and the shows left me feeling even more raunchy. No choice then, time to seek a release. Went to Melbourne Colosseum the other night as all the rooms at Tope were full, plus that night the gals at Tope seemed to be in a bad mood? Half of them barely stuck their head beyond the curtain during roll-call. Sensing that I might not get a decent shag, I went next door.

First time I've ever been to Melbourne Colosseum, the decor was nice but only three gals were available. I choose Sarah, a busty Korean wearing her hair in a black ponytail as she reminded me of someone from my past in Singapore. Most typical WLs have rules such as no frenching or DATY, some even have unusual quirks such as no doggy-style or no touching below the waist, but Sarah had the weirdest of them all:

Sarah: No touching yourself!
Me: EH???!!!??
Sarah: No touching yourself! *points to my dick*
Me: Um?!? Errrrr
Sarah: You no touch condom, I touch.
Me: Oh don't worry, I won't take the condom off or anything like that.
Sarah: No, no! No take off! No touching your dog! (I think she meant 'dick'?)
Me: Ok! Ok! Whatever you say!!
Sarah: You must respect me, no touch the condom.
Me: Um, I just said I won't?
Sarah: Dog not clean if you touch, only I touch. (Yup she meant 'dick')
Me: Okay lah! Okay lah!


At least she gave a decent capped BJ and after some initial failed attempts to stick-the-toad-in-the-hole (too many beers and since I couldn't touch my 'dog', well, you get the idea?) I finally did her doggy-style and after several minutes of pounding it was over. She finished up with a decent massage and when the alarm clock buzzed it was time to shower and get dressed.


Sarah (said she's Korean)
Looks - 8/10 looks like someone from my past and her butt was curvy and nice to feel (before she protested and slapped my hand away )
Body - 8/10 trimmed and boobs were C+ but enhanced and somewhat firm
Atttitude - 5/10 hardworking but she doesn't like being felt up, when I tried to lick her boobs she only allowed me to lick her tits and anything other than a feather-light touch to her chest resulted in protests
Capped BJ - 8/10 thanks to Durex Featherlight which she provided
FJ - 7/10 willing to change positions which was welcome after all the restrictions during foreplay
Overall - 7/10 passable but her quirks and restrictions may put others off
RTF - Nope, I paid A$190 for 45 minutes which is more expensive than Tope, Daily Planet or Red Light Relaxation

[xxFTOxx]

Originally Posted by LeManz

Got really hung up after drinks at the pub with my colleagues on Friday. Went to my fav strip joint and the shows left me feeling even more raunchy. No choice then, time to seek a release. Went to Melbourne Colosseum the other night as all the rooms at Tope were full, plus that night the gals at Tope seemed to be in a bad mood? Half of them barely stuck their head beyond the curtain during roll-call. Sensing that I might not get a decent shag, I went next door.

First time I've ever been to Melbourne Colosseum, the decor was nice but only three gals were available. I choose Sarah, a busty Korean wearing her hair in a black ponytail as she reminded me of someone from my past in Singapore. Most typical WLs have rules such as no frenching or DATY, some even have unusual quirks such as no doggy-style or no touching below the waist, but Sarah had the weirdest of them all:

Sarah: No touching yourself!
Me: EH???!!!??
Sarah: No touching yourself! *points to my dick*
Me: Um?!? Errrrr
Sarah: You no touch condom, I touch.
Me: Oh don't worry, I won't take the condom off or anything like that.
Sarah: No, no! No take off! No touching your dog! (I think she meant 'dick'?)
Me: Ok! Ok! Whatever you say!!
Sarah: You must respect me, no touch the condom.
Me: Um, I just said I won't?
Sarah: Dog not clean if you touch, only I touch. (Yup she meant 'dick')
Me: Okay lah! Okay lah!


At least she gave a decent capped BJ and after some initial failed attempts to stick-the-toad-in-the-hole (too many beers and since I couldn't touch my 'dog', well, you get the idea?) I finally did her doggy-style and after several minutes of pounding it was over. She finished up with a decent massage and when the alarm clock buzzed it was time to shower and get dressed.


Sarah (said she's Korean)
Looks - 8/10 looks like someone from my past and her butt was curvy and nice to feel (before she protested and slapped my hand away )
Body - 8/10 trimmed and boobs were C+ but enhanced and somewhat firm
Atttitude - 5/10 hardworking but she doesn't like being felt up, when I tried to lick her boobs she only allowed me to lick her tits and anything other than a feather-light touch to her chest resulted in protests
Capped BJ - 8/10 thanks to Durex Featherlight which she provided
FJ - 7/10 willing to change positions which was welcome after all the restrictions during foreplay
Overall - 7/10 passable but her quirks and restrictions may put others off
RTF - Nope, I paid A$190 for 45 minutes which is more expensive than Tope, Daily Planet or Red Light Relaxation

Wah so fukin suay got this girl. Feel sorry for u for that wasted $190...at least Tope girls bad mood still wun give this type of F up service. Good warning FR to the bros here and for consolation, I up u with my humble points

[pocketrocket]

Keep the FR cumming boys!!!

[pocketrocket]

Haven't been visiting Tope for awhile now...Any idea what's the line up like? The last time I was there, I wasn't that impressed

[xxFTOxx]

Just wondering...Xmas that time Tope close or not?? Anyway found something good for those bros who into Jap girls. Now bro Knackers will know the location of that massage joint which used to be at George St. I tried her a few times already and since I loyal customer....and a lil something with the lady boss the Ladyboss confirmed she is jap. Dun flame me on this cuz I choose to believe....so anyway, her English is quite perfect which lead me to believe she might be ABJ (Australian bprn Jap....not awesome blowjob ah). Lame joke but anyway here are the FR on Yuki who, please remember works on THUR ONLY!

Part 1
FR: Yuki
Looks: 7.5/10 Remember one man's meat is another man's poison
Boobs: B
DFK: No
CBJ: 6.5/10
FJ: 8/10
Overall sexperience: 7.5

Now here is how it goes.
Ladyboss calls me up and say got Jap girl in stock.she knows I only go for the girls that do FJ so she ang pai one for me..wasted no time and booked appointment. Ring bell and pretty slutty looking girl opens up. Ho seh liaoz...proceeded to room for massage. Massage so so lah...BUT...her carassing of you groin area enough for me to stand at attention. Popped the GQ and proceeded for a catbath. Not too bad plus she was kissing my neck and earlobes. She started licking my groin area and I though gonna get one of those jap porn slurping bbbj. Too bad for me no such thing when I saw her take the cap out and put it on. Upside is cbj was quite long cuz she knew I was enjoying it...at least not teeth in the way lolz.

She then proceeded to mount on top of me. Nope no Jap rape-cum-crying sounding moans but more soft and sexy ones which I like PLUS giving me CFM look Very accomodating with multiple positions...best thing was when we got to missionary, she was rubbing her pussy and telling me to (sic) 'fuck her harder and dun cum so soon'. Wah I like dirty talk. Her ass is also nice man which make doggy style very very very good.

So total damage is $120

Part 2

Decided to visit her another time but unlucky timing....she got code red. So no choice did hj. Thought gonna be SOP but when she was doing the deed she went close to my ear and whispered dirty and naughty things to me. Lolz not those wank and thank kinda girl. So she pretty much made my experience enjoyable . Total damage $70


Now for the most important bit...only bros with PROPER FR AND CONTRIBUTIONSwill get priority contact. so those ppl pming me for contacts and are silent readers I will not bother entertaining u. Flame me, curse me or do whatever u want but I believe in u reap what u sow. And believe me I do check the posts u make on threads and it isnt hard to see that 60% of those posts u make are useless contributions or one liners. No offence to anyone but I think those who make an effort should be rewarded.

In the meantime...have fun boys

[Knackers]

xxFTOxx

I enjoy this place and costs me a small fortune. I think the lady boss knows when it's time for me to empty the boys and she knows I will visit straight away. Keep seeing YUKI and things will get even better for you my friend but only after she really gets to know you.

Thanks for the great FR

I will put one in soon

[superman128]

just came back from this rnt place that previously on vic pde, and they recently moved into cbd. meaning easily can go next time lolz.

anyway i got the lady with a tattoo on her tummy, big boobs. knackers will know which one by now .. massage was average, but seeing her package, i cannot tahan anymore so halfway through massage i turn around and ask if she do any extra. she said of course, what you want? i said well what do you do? she said u want blow? with or without condom ? i said blow without. ho seh liao..she catbath me..while giving out soft moan into my ear..my hands are too busy caressing her puppies, occasionally slapping them

she then suck on my balls, and proceed to bbbj. i askd to stand up,and she kneel in front of me..wahh she really can deep throat and seeing those saliva dripping down makes me wanna cim only.so i said.. i will pay you more, lets give me something special.

she said.you wanna shoot inside my mouth? then she deep throat even more until i unload all my soldiers into her.but she still refuse to let go, sucking every single drip of my cum clean..

overall.. a very good experience and will definitely return again. ohh i found out also coco works on tuesday..

look: average chinese looking, maybe mid 30s.
boobs: 9/10 soft perky c cup at least.. very nice to grab
dfk: no
bbbj: 7.5/10 good suction, no teeth grinding and deep throat
cim: yes but gotta ask first and pay more
rtf: yes

the girls are rotated every day, so its best to ring and check.

[ITRfaithful]

Hey fellow punters,

Fairly new to Melb, as just moved from Brissy not too long ago. I loved visiting the massage shops in BNE like QJ, Exqui$ite, and GT, and was looking for something similar around Melb CBD. Did some browsing and headed over to the Paramount center in Chinatown in hopes of a good experience.

Popped into Paramount spa over the weekend, paid $45 for a 30 min session. After stripping down, an old lady walked in. Introduced herself as Lucy and got the massage started. She was probably at least 45+ yrs, medium length hair, 165cm. Wanted $50 for hand relief which I declined. Kept giving off a "pity me" attitude during the session, saying that she had no customers the entire day, only makes $10 per customer, how she wanted to be able to afford a house, etc... Older ladies are awesome, but I prefer ones that are 30-35ish that still look fairly young. Anyway, throughout the session, she kept asking if I wanted extra services, going down to $40 and then $30. She'd probably do it for $20 but she wasn't my cup of tea. Massage was average (didn't work on my neck and shoulders), attitude was meh (a bit pushy and gave me an attitude near the end when I kept refusing extras).

Stopped in again Sunday arvo hoping for a better experience. Asked the receptionist for a young lady masseuse before walking in the room. 5 min later, walked in a short, fat, and old lady. I immediately asked for a different girl, and 1 min later, the receptionist walked in and told me to leave and refunded me my money. I did see a few cute, dark skinned girls on the way out so I might pop by again to give them a try. Can anyone else recommend any girls? So far my experience here has been terrible.

Headed to FBC on the 2nd floor, paid for a 30 min massage and got another 45+ yr old lady. Grudgingly accepted my fate and received a decent massage. Did not want to ask about extras as I'd rather save my money and go home to watch a porno.

Anyway, that's about all the experience I've had punting in Melbourne. I'll probably never return to the Paramount center unless there are some sure shot younger, prettier girls to request. I'm more of a rnt kind of guy so I stick to the massage places. Today I will check out the AMP in Carlton and bring back any good news. Was hoping if any fellow punters can share the contact number of the shop superman128 visited as it sounds excellent!

[Knackers]

Hey guys,
ITRfaithful, welcome ;-)

Went to a very well known massage place in oakleigh the other day and had a massage off TINA, small Vietnam girl A cup titties, around 20 years old. She spoke very good English and is very polite, anyway I strip off and go face down on table, she starts off with an awesome head massage and long slow flowing strokes right down my body. I would have to say she is one of the best massage chicks I have come across. Over I flip and same awesome massage all over my front. Unfortunately no extras on offer but to be honest I didn't care as I was in heaven from her touch. We got a real good conversation going and I had a good time with her. this joint is well known for being legit but the Knackers senses more is on offer, I am going to give this one few more try's and see if I can crack her ;-)

Looks like it's my turn bro pocket to miss out hehe

Now.......

For something completely different......

I came across this whilst looking through U-tube....

Has any bro seen the documentery on the two Swedish twins in England ???

I honestly was totally amazed at what I saw....fucking unreal !!!

Check it out and then watch it again.... But be warned it's not for the faint hearted.

"mayhem in the fast lane"

It's nothing to do with sex, more like WTF !!!!

Take care all.

[superman128]

Originally Posted by Knackers

Hey guys,
ITRfaithful, welcome ;-)

Went to a very well known massage place in oakleigh the other day and had a massage off TINA, small Vietnam girl A cup titties, around 20 years old. She spoke very good English and is very polite, anyway I strip off and go face down on table, she starts off with an awesome head massage and long slow flowing strokes right down my body. I would have to say she is one of the best massage chicks I have come across. Over I flip and same awesome massage all over my front. Unfortunately no extras on offer but to be honest I didn't care as I was in heaven from her touch. We got a real good conversation going and I had a good time with her. this joint is well known for being legit but the Knackers senses more is on offer, I am going to give this one few more try's and see if I can crack her ;-)

Looks like it's my turn bro pocket to miss out hehe

Now.......

For something completely different......

I came across this whilst looking through U-tube....

Has any bro seen the documentery on the two Swedish twins in England ???

I honestly was totally amazed at what I saw....fucking unreal !!!

Check it out and then watch it again.... But be warned it's not for the faint hearted.

"mayhem in the fast lane"

It's nothing to do with sex, more like WTF !!!!

Take care all.

im surpirse they still make noise...swedish chicks are always hard to guess