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[warlord]

................have to put on gas mask, too many farting going on........

[Dandok Raider]

Originally Posted by warlord

................have to put on gas mask, too many farting going on........

agreed.......... but 1 thing to tell you, i can tahan zap , can you?

[warlord]

Originally Posted by warlord

................have to put on gas mask, too many farting going on........

Did I offend someone?

[piratebooty]

Day 5 CNY 29th Jan

Again woke up early due to painful morning wood... but this time got a call from bro Vader....quite rare to hear from him so early, usually he'll be on his 11th round bonk by now n u wont even see his shadow till its time for his girl to go back to work hehehe.

Cant remember what we had for lunch... was really a lazy day... just chilled out watching tv... noticed that most of the thai mtv songs all revolve around love triangles hehehe definitely need to learn how to recite one of these songs on these cute thai girls

Anyway called MsX a few times but she kept cancelling.... was gettin abit annoyed. Seemed like I was stuck in this situation where I was with a girl that didnt allow me to talk or look at other girls but wasnt giving me what i needed in the bedroom even.... since when did I become a middle-aged married man hehehe
(no offense to our middle-aged married bros, just jk only).
After a psyche up session from bro Vader, decided to cut loose n switch target tonight!

Marched over to MC with new found resolve! I was a man on a mission! as soon as we entered MC all the models/coyotes/mamasans/waiters pointed me towards MsX n asked me to go say hello... her face was still black n she was shooting daggers out of her eyes. Fine, maybe if I throw some flowers she'll be happy. Called mamasan 100 for MsX...she declined, ok 200...decline again, wth?! Tried to get a new girl but.... no girl would layan me at all.... omg I got banned from MC!

For the next hour or so, as I tried to fish some girls all of them gave me the same response...."arent u with Ms.X??" I thought its over, cant come to this club again. Was abit deflated, but then saw MsP sitting by herself in the corner. So I motioned to her to come over for a drink, at first she was abit reluctant n kept asking if I was still with MsX but after a few drinks we started gettin into it. bro Vader told me MsX kept doin laps walking by our table every 10mins but I didnt care I was too high to notice anything. Was really sick by the end of it, so I took MsP's number n crashed in my hotel. Got a call from MsX n the phone log shows we talked for 10mins but I couldnt remember what about. She must have been pissed that her "walking ATM" decided to switch banks...

End Day 5/10

Sorry for the long windedness, n this time it may sound like I'm whinging, but I guess I only have myself to blame for letting it get that far... really lacking the experience of our senior bros...

[Thai_Traveller]

Originally Posted by piratebooty

Day 5 CNY 29th Jan


End Day 5/10

We are there just for one purpose, that is to get into their panties... don't think so much, get drunk & get laid.

[piratebooty]

Day 6 CNY 30th Jan

Woke up with a massive hangover, was really zombiefied for half of the day. Got a call from our bro saint saying that he will be back in Dannok soon n asked if we wanted to join him for an afternoon karaoke session. Dragged myself out of bed n called bro Vader tellin him to get ready but he declined sayin he had the flu....5 mins later he calls back n says hes comin, his reason bein he didnt want to miss out on any potential young cute girls that might be at the karaoke joint..... this guy really is a sex machine...

Karaoke was somewhere near KPK mansion, 1 street over from Paragorn. Decided to have a short stroll there as we needed the exercise. Saw alot of the models from MC in normal day outfits w/o make up gettin their lunch or goin to the saloon.... some of them r really hideous in broad daylight! Shows how far dark lighting n beer goggles can take u

At the karaoke session I met a few new bros for the first time. bro Pegasus, Exia, Acidtest and cant remember the other guy. Pretty cool bunch of guys who really know their thai rock songs hehehe Being tone deaf I sang the only song that I knew..Akon's Mr Lonely

After the karaoke session, we went n grabbed some food n got ready for MC! Honestly I was dreading it, but since I had some experienced backup on my side, I felt abit more assured hehehe As soon as we got a table MsP flew into my lap, although I find her cute she just wasnt really doin it for me. Apologised to her n told her I wanted to be alone with my friends tonight, she understood n left. After awhile MsX came over n bla bla bla we sorted things out. Was back on cloud 9, alot of scandalous things happened that night that I'll reveal one day at a TT session I think MC was scheduled to close at 3-4am Thai time that night due to the huge CNY crowd still hangin around. Left early with bro Vader, Saint n one of his model friends n got some supper before turning in. It was really late but all the clubs were still goin strong but we just didnt have the energy for it.

End Day 6/10

[piratebooty]

Originally Posted by Thai_Traveller

We are there just for one purpose, that is to get into their panties... don't think so much, get drunk & get laid.

thats the bit I seem to be having trouble with.... u gotta show me some moves one day hehehe

[Pearl]

Originally Posted by the.wolfgang

helo bro, this one i can't help one ler ..., eat pakgor thing is very subjective one lor



hahaha..., dun be so humble la .., at least you stay focus and only make the kill when needed ...

Err...eat pakgor got subjective one meh??

By the way.. 70% going 27th, 100% going this month.. swee bo

Anyone else going or planning to go??

[Thai_Traveller]

Originally Posted by piratebooty

thats the bit I seem to be having trouble with.... u gotta show me some moves one day hehehe

Well, just placed a few stacks of thai baht (500 or 1000 note) on the table.... that will improve your odds.

Alternatively, if you're as good looking & well edorsed like Holymannn, just grab the gal's hand and touch your "big gun", they will follow you back immediately....hehehehehe

[piratebooty]

Day 7 31st Jan

Got a call from bro saint to go for some breakfast at the chinese shop near Oliver hotel. Headed over with bro Vader n bumped into bro NJXSpeed whom we met the night b4 in MC. He was telling us about his experience in Dannok since he too was new to Dannok like bro Vader n myself (This was our second trip), when suddenly spotted a really really hot cutie who came by n asked if she could have the spare chair at our table. Wanted to go ask her where she was working but she was with a big group of thai guys so I didnt want to stir anyhing up.

After breakfast, bro Vader was complaining about eating pakgor the last few nights so he wanted to tour some farms. So as we were driving around scoutin we saw the same cutie again on a tuk tuk, probly goin home or back to her farm?? Bro Vader instantly got out n started combing all the farms in the direction she went hehehe he's really insatiable....

Bro Saint, NSpeed n I decided to wait for him at the cafe in Oscar hotel as we wanted to go get a massage as soon as bro Vader was taken care of. Again spotted the cutie walking with another girl about 1/2 km away. I asked bro saint to come with me n run after them as I needed his translator services ahaha he was too tired n said they were too far, I ran anyway n just managed to catch them. Introed myself with my limited thai n asked for her number, she was kinda shocked at first but then smiled n gave in. I thank her n said I'll call her if I'm free tonight, but before I could say goodbye she asked for my number n told me she'd call me instead ok works for me. I was dying to try something new anyway after eating the final golden pak gor the previous night.

Went for a nice thai massage with bro saint n NSpeed at Heija hotel. Bro NSpeed was really captivated by his cute big eyed Isan girl hehe after that we went out for dinner before bro Saint n NSpeed had to leave Dannok. As promised the cutie from before called n took me out to a few clubs n bars before having a few drinks in my hotel room. U can guess what happened after that... pakgor packet into the bin u go

End Day 7

[Thai_Traveller]

Originally Posted by Pearl

Err...eat pakgor got subjective one meh??

By the way.. 70% going 27th, 100% going this month.. swee bo

Anyone else going or planning to go??

I also don't understand this subjective part...

Like what I say before, you go I go.....heheheheh

[piratebooty]

Originally Posted by Thai_Traveller

Well, just placed a few stacks of thai baht (500 or 1000 note) on the table.... that will improve your odds.

Alternatively, if you're as good looking & well edorsed like Holymannn, just grab the gal's hand and touch your "big gun", they will follow you back immediately....hehehehehe

hmm i must be doin something wrong then... I did try the first method n it didnt work... unfortunately I'm nowhere near as good looking & endowed as bro Holymann.... some guys have all the luck hehehe

[holymannn]

Originally Posted by Pearl

Err...eat pakgor got subjective one meh??

By the way.. 70% going 27th, 100% going this month.. swee bo

Anyone else going or planning to go??

you kns.... wait for you confirm first only you let me know which day you go la... kan..... how many day you wanna stay? 1 night is never enough one.... hehe

[holymannn]

Originally Posted by Thai_Traveller

Well, just placed a few stacks of thai baht (500 or 1000 note) on the table.... that will improve your odds.

Alternatively, if you're as good looking & well edorsed like Holymannn, just grab the gal's hand and touch your "big gun", they will follow you back immediately....hehehehehe

why chak me le.... like that good meh??? No one tell you i slept with a batang last trip meh? kena ffk.... eat pak gor for 1 night le..... really kns. I hope i have a stacks of thai baht on the table....... Then offer the sui puying i want RM5k....... she sure follow me back one.... keke...

[holymannn]

Originally Posted by Dandok Raider

agreed.......... but 1 thing to tell you, i can tahan zap , can you?

of course you can tahan because you taiko in cyber ma.... ... long live tai taiko....