what do you do when walk into a room where people are having sex? - Page 2

sean69 · #16 26-02-2007, 11:58 PM

what will i do?? i will scold the guy and say "wah lau... boh jio!!!???"

Offspring · #17 27-02-2007, 12:51 AM

Today point form mood...

1.Stop and act stunned.
2. Say "wow"
3. "Am i intruding?"
4. "if u dont mind, can i stay to watch cos this is pretty exciting for a live show"
5. In the event of a "fvck off!" I'll reply saying "Dun like that lah, good things must share, good movie must watch together mah"
6. Duck from throwing objects
7. apologies
8. Whip out hp camera
9. Take the birthday suit pics
10. Get the fuck out of there!

itsabt6x · #18 27-02-2007, 10:01 AM

hahaha....mine was the other way round...happened afew years back....was hvg a pre-dawn romp with wifey & room door was left slightly ajar.....while wifey was riding me & about to cum....i realised (but wife was unware) our maid had awoken & was at our door watching (just next to the common toilet)...i didn't bother & continued the romp....

that morning...after wife had left for work...the maid gave me a cheeky look...then i asked her..."so how???...want or not????"...

AD69 · #19 27-02-2007, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Offspring

4. "if u dont mind, can i stay to watch cos this is pretty exciting for a live show"

I would say " Please continue, take it as if I'm not here at all ".

rileyhale · #20 27-02-2007, 10:23 AM

"that morning...after wife had left for work...the maid gave me a cheeky look...then i asked her..."so how???...want or not????"...

LOL ... you very brave ..

What was her reply when you asked her? Did anything good happen?

itsabt6x · #21 27-02-2007, 10:40 AM

yaa...pretty daring i muz say but as most bros wud advise...do not eat & shit at the same place....hence, didnt want to take it further but juz let it be our little secret...

however...this voyuer thingy did go on for several months till the maid's contract ended...& each time...she'll juz gimme dat notty look during the day after the romp...

Optimus_Prime · #22 27-02-2007, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by linnaohia1

Not enough details lah, depends on who, how close your relationship with them, whether you cheong together, the peeps in action u know etc etc ....

very SCARY lei... the way u say.... like u want to...

Ahh_Boi · #23 27-02-2007, 11:08 AM

I even experiance got " People " having sex right beside me nia!! wahahaha

Not once somemore!! That nnkc every time show me his butt!! kekeke

Guess who???

And i also saw A room Full of People "COMMANDO-ING" wahahahaha

deuter · #24 27-02-2007, 02:39 PM

duno if my experience wld be valid here.. but heheh.. my account anywayz..

was when i was still servin NS.. then i was at TAB.. oppo our base, there was a soccer field.. then i was an RP there n mid of the nite a car drove onto the field.. we were alerted n we had to go check it out.. SOP.. pulled out HALO lamps n stealth movement towards the car.. took the lamp.. aimed at the rear passenger window.. turned it on.. saw couple there.. heheh.. left the lamp on for a gd 10sec.. guy was on top of gal.. guy got off gal, gal was topless.. got clear view as u noe ler.. HALO lamp.. then i was standin right in front somemore.. kena screw by SGT later.. say i blocked the whole view as i was big size.. heheh.. this was abt 7-8 yrs ago ... the guy then was also servin NS.. claimed to be an officer frm nearby camp.. but checked his 11b.. was oni WOSE.. gal is 1984.. looked kinda cute. pink nippz... hehehhe..

linnaohia1 · #25 27-02-2007, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Optimus_Prime

very SCARY lei... the way u say.... like u want to...

Wah lau eh, if can particpate y not, u mai kk lah, also gian right ....

#26 27-02-2007, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Attilio2003

it just happened to me. so what would you people do if you were me?
i just said "sorry" close the door and walk away. now to think of it, should have stay outside and hear the moans.

happened to me twice....

1st encounter - when in the room where i was sharing in the hostel, my roommate was bonking away with his gf and forgot to bolt the door from inside. said sorry and left immediately.

2nd encounter - was at frenz place for party with booze flowing nonstop, looking for toilet and ended in a room, with a couple bonking away.... i closed the door and watched, observely they knew my presence but didn't stop....maybe the side- effects from the booze

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i slowly inched towards the couple, and they continued.... as I got close enuff, i touched the gal on her calf, and didnot oppose... took courage and caress the gal upwards her thigh... ended in a 3some.

itsabt6x · #27 27-02-2007, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by hardiehard

........... took courage and caress the gal upwards her thigh... ended in a 3some.

hmmm.....this i like...WELL DONE bro....

Big Sexy · #28 27-02-2007, 05:00 PM

Att..

nbz.. you so lucky hor...

if its two women ,ask if you can join in
if its two men , leave by the nearest possible exit
if its your wife/girlfriend , go find a fucking gun and shoot her
if its your parents , go find professional psychiatric help

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Originally Posted by Attilio2003

it just happened to me. so what would you people do if you were me?

Castrol · #29 27-02-2007, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Sexy

if its two men , leave by the nearest possible exit

scary stuff. for the sake of ass-virginity, better leave and never go back.

Deztruct · #30 01-03-2007, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by deuter

this was abt 7-8 yrs ago ... the guy then was also servin NS.. claimed to be an officer frm nearby camp.. but checked his 11b.. was oni WOSE.. gal is 1984.. looked kinda cute. pink nippz... hehehhe..

tat mean the ger was like 16 then?