What do you learn from watching porn?

[standson]

LOL! nice one ts!!
keep goinggg!

[BeverlyCrusher]

I like those hang in the air type.

[BMW69]

#13 Schoolgirls go to school in stilettos.

[LionMessi]

#14 Schoolgirls all have damn big boobies

[TashaYar]

I learn how to give n recieve... And pretend to moan and make surround sounds. Meow!

[JiByeSlut]

Originally Posted by LionMessi

#14 Schoolgirls all have damn big boobies

hahaha very true

[ansonsohna]

Originally Posted by passiontea

I learnt in porn that it is all fake and real experience is by doing the deed.

dam it, I know that WWE is fake but the orgasmic moans of porn star when a smelly repugnant old dude nuts on her face is fake too?????

Originally Posted by standson

LOL! nice one ts!!
keep goinggg!

Yes .. porn keeps us cuming ... so we go for more.

Originally Posted by BMW69

#13 Schoolgirls go to school in stilettos.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ... School of Whore?

Originally Posted by LionMessi

#14 Schoolgirls all have damn big boobies

... and that detention class almost always involve group shagging!

[Spectacle69]

Very good observations

[ansonsohna]

#15 that the gynaecological "kiap kiap" thing that is used to spread the cunt and torch shined inside to see the walls of vagina is apparently a sex toy!

[sadfa]

.... that you're watching too much porn

[ansonsohna]

#16 that spit is more effective as a lubricant than KY jelly!

[ansonsohna]

Originally Posted by ansonsohna

#16 that spit is more effective as a lubricant than KY jelly!

This one me got real life anecdote .. my ex Fuck Buddy don't mind me coming on her face ... but one day, I press, korek, rub did not arouse her, so I do like what porn teach me to do .. I "ptui!" at her chee bye!!

But me wowo king .. some spit miss the lobang and ended up in her face! The bitch kee siao leow .. cuss me and close her legs tight tight and ended the intimacy session right there and then.

I was like: "cui nua (saliva) more terok than male jism meh?"

[JiByeHen]

Originally Posted by ansonsohna

This one me got real life anecdote .. my ex Fuck Buddy don't mind me coming on her face ... but one day, I press, korek, rub did not arouse her, so I do like what porn teach me to do .. I "ptui!" at her chee bye!!

But me wowo king .. some spit miss the lobang and ended up in her face! The bitch kee siao leow .. cuss me and close her legs tight tight and ended the intimacy session right there and then.

I was like: "cui nua (saliva) more terok than male jism meh?"

You can post this in the SibueyJialat thread

[stellaz]

#17 If a girl gets molested on a bus. At the end she will be on floor orgasming..

[ansonsohna]

#18 .. that peeping toms and voyeurs when caught will not only not be reported to the police, but instead invited to join in the action!