Ladyassassinator's Solo Adventure To Bangkok (4 Days 3 Nights) - Page 2

#16 19-07-2004, 11:47 PM

Wow. Great FR. Detailed and insightful. Make me feel like want to go BKK to cheong. glad u shared your imaginative thoughts & expereinces with fellow cheongsters. What happened next? said you kena taken for ride by taxi driver. Happens to the best of us. Eagerly awaiting next FR and yr "drop dead" gorgeous babe encounter. I never been to BKK so yr expreriences make it sound great....

#17 20-07-2004, 12:42 AM

Day 2 (Part two)

Out of Poseidon MP now and thinking what to do next when Patpong suddenly springs to mind. Why Not? So hailed taxi “to Patpong my man”. Taxi-ride was a bit strange as driver seems lost for directions and took quite a long time.Felt like kena hustled and taken for ride, can’t believe a cabbie in bkk not knowing how to get to patpong!. So after running up a 100bht fare, I finally dropped off at a street adjacent to Patpong. Have’nt been back Patpong for 15 yrs, so kena conned also don’t know. Oh well.

Hustle and bustle of street vendors selling all kinds of fake goods upon approaching Patpong. Money changers open so changed some mullah. Feeling hungry now, nip into a Mexican Food restaurant at the top of the stretch of the girlie bars alley. Nachos was yummy and taco very sizeable and top off meal with a marguerita. Neon lights of Patpong brightly lit now, a tout harassing me to see live sex show but not interested. Lots of ang mors and blacks in sailor outfits streamed past. See the familiar signs like “Pussy Galore” and “Queens Castle” but not keen to go in despite constant harassment of local touts. Observed Patpong to be similar to Na-Na, girls clad in bikinis doing pole-dance. Had enough and walked straight through the alley . Taxi back to Holiday Inn Silom, which is a stone’s throw away.

Back in hotel room, feeling fidgety. Cheonged twice in Poseidon oredi but still not contented. Night is still young (almost 9pm) and thinking what next. Suddenly remembered my research on night spots from “Bangkok Tonight Forum” courtesy of Google that there is an “Eden Club” where the girls cross dress for u and can ask them to put on nurses, school uniforms and that kind of thing. Wonder if they can dress up like Little Bo Peep and I be the horny farmer. Ha. Forum also mentioned it was a “BJ bar” and I wonder wat that is like. Checked map of Bangkok (remember to get one from the Airport when u come out of the Immigration) and saw Eden Club in Nana near Nana Plaza. So old man is off again on another cunt hunt even though not particularly horny.

Took taxi from hotel, ask taxi driver u know Eden Club. He said dunno and told him somewhere in Nana, near Nana Plaza. Taxi guy replied “Nana no good” to which I asked “where got girls, beautiful models & can booking to hotel”. Die, can hear the sound of sharpening knives in background oredi ready for the slaughter of this sotong passenger from Singapore. Taxi guy (who surprisingly speak pretty good English) says “I recommend you good place boss, not far”. I said ok halfheartedly, as I set myself up for the kill. Before long, we arrived at an obscure looking massage parlour (look like those chicken houses in batam) and captain oredi outside waiting. KNN go in see abt 10 girls in fishbowl, all no standard maybe Geylang Cat 40 at most. Captain say sit down, order drink first. I say no thank you, about turn and out of the place in 30 secs. I told taxi guy place lousy and he said no problem I bring you another place. CB! Same deal at athe other place. I complain and said I one nice looking girls. He said ok as we drives halfway across bkk again. This time a familiar looking building appeared, knn fucker bring me to Plaza but instead bring me down below to Cupidity at basement, a tourist trap. Screw it confirmed taxi wants to earn usual commission from okt but I just accommodate him and go inside Cupidity MP. Inside, captain sees taxi guy with me and straight away tells me “girls inside fishbowl 3000bht, models sitting outside 4000bht”. Without reply, I turned around and walked straight out muttering “balls to you” and paid taxi 200 bht fare now meter and walked towards Plaza alone. While all this was happening, I could hear a lot of grumbling behind me and captains shouting to me to come back in. Don’t give a fuck, I seasoned enough to know wat to do, just walk away. Pestering taxi guy now starts to follow me as I walk into Plaza MP and even followed me to the 6th floor. I told him to fuck off , don’t follow me but this guy persistent. H/r i now more confident as in familiar territory.

Now at 6th floor of Plaza, home ground advantage in my favour but cannot shake off stubborn taxi driver. Ordered beer, captain sees me familiar face and sit down. Slim pickings for Sunday, not many models and knn, still no No 57. I told captain fucker bring me to Cupidity, captain and taxi guy speaks thai to each other, probably he being told that I regular customer and not first-timer. As I cooled down, taxi guy apologise to me and said boss, don’t angry, I know u not happy. I said “nvm, u stupid , u one to take commission I know, I can pay you, but I want to go nice place” . Fuck if only he knew old uncle veteran of Batam, Tanjung Pingang, JB and Geylang etc. CB. Get angry for wat, I thought to myself,come here to enjoy wat. Ok apologies accepted. Nothing interesting in Plaza so we set off again . This time taxi man says bring me see Russian girls. OK lah nothing better to do. Arrived at some hotel, paid 100 bht entrance fee and up to bar we go where 6 russian girls start parading in front of me, none looked interesting. Price 6000bht for short time. I said ok, no thanks, drank the beer and fucked off whilst the girls muttered some obscenities in russain. Who cares!

Back in cab, where next? He says ok bring me to “KTV , many places in Silom, near hotel and girls can booking cheap”. Aiya, juz go lah. Arrived at a street where about 5 to 6 small ktv pubs in a stretch. Everyone there all recognize my driver and I imagined he has been hustling lots of tourists for long time. In and out each one we went (at his insistence) and none to my liking as girls all no standard. I now finally convinced this bloke don’t know any real good & classy joints so I told him this time no more recommendations and bring me to where I say. Told him “club Pegasus” in Sukhumvit Road, he looked blurr at me momentarily and stuttered “Pi-ka-sart”. I replied Yes. He said expensive place I told him shut up and just go. Never been there before but kar kar just try after all whole night been a wash-out. Haha.

Arrived Club Pegasus but sign outside says Narcissus disco. Place looks grand and probably quite high class joint. Ask taxi guy how much? He pai sei said up to you boss. Gave him another 200 bht and got rid of him finally. Inside Pegasus, wow a really nice club, wall to wall carpeting, exquisite furnishing and real impressive décor. Inside captain asked me “member?” Nope. He then explained the prices to me. Non member I drink 900 bht. Same if girl/hostess sits with you. Ok lets go, old assassinator feeling extravagant. After wiping down with hot towel and waited upon by the waiters, papasan came & sat down next to me. His name “Jodgi”, (but pronounced georgy) * offered his name card. He explained today Sunday and almost closing time at 1am so little girls left. Apparently all the models taken by Japanese customers so best time to come is around 8.30. Found out from Georgy that there are 3 types of girls here; hostess, PROs and supermodels. Prices range from 2700bht to 5000bht depending on short time or long time but also got to pay barfine another 60% of price. Wah, not cheap but place got class man. For PRO no booking , only sit with customers like SG night club. Georgy says Pi-ka-sart No 1 nightclub in Bangkok and Top 10 in Asia and I can see why. Then he led me upstairs to see the hostess, about 5 girls only but all looked quite good, Poseidon models standard. Done quick mental calculation, take one hostess overnight will set me back abt 6000 to 7000bht. Pricey but worth trying another night perhaps. Can’t imagine what the supermodels will be like?

Back downstairs and I continue to sip my 900 bht glass of whisky/coke. Georgy comes over again and brought 2 supermodels which he says are the only ones left. Both looked tall and sexy and took No 2 who looked quite interesting. Great figure but face so-so only. I said ok just sit down and drink. We chatted, all the girls speak English and I felt like a king. But not much choices left tonight so l told Georgy no booking today but will come back next day when there is more models. An hour later, ready to scoot off. Total damage 1800 bht for 2 drinks not including tips to Georgy and waiters.

Took taxi back to Holiday Inn. Meanwhile received phone call from “Ah Ping” but said no, old man don’t want booking tonight as feeling drained and tired. Finally called it a night but looking forward to tomorrow (last night in bkk so must cheong) and perhaps booking a supermodel from Pegasus.

(Day 3 next up,,,,,)

justl00king · #18 20-07-2004, 05:30 AM

great fr. really enjoy reading.

#19 20-07-2004, 10:26 AM

Bro - Thanks for the update but sadly no action. Looking forward to your part 3.

LeeYokeYuen · #20 20-07-2004, 09:04 PM

I booking my flight online now...

adr77 · #21 20-07-2004, 10:02 PM

same xperience wen i was at bkk last mth, the bloody cab driver took me to all sorts of old or run down MP while keep insisting better than poisedon. at the end wasted 30+mins on cab, fare came up to 200+thb but he took oni 100+thb. worst thing is at the end out of frustration we return to the first MP called ankara spa.

Bros out there, never let the cabby recomm u any other MP other than wat u tell him initially.

shctaw · #22 20-07-2004, 11:58 PM

Great tips bro. Thnx.

#23 21-07-2004, 02:22 PM

srry bruddrs, saw my replies posted a few times. New bird and just joined forum and kept repeating the replies when I didnt see it appear in forum, Anyway, great FR. keep it cumming!!