Brisbane Gold Coast QLD fun

[moneymaker]

Hey anyone knows any good catch at yimi lately?

Would be grateful if you could give a very quick field report

ta in advance

[Shooter]

I came across the cheapest massage with hand relief in Queensland.
$65 for an hour
$50 for half an hour
Prices inclusive of hand relief.

The catch is, the masseuse is an old ugly aussie lady. Believe me, you won't want to look at her when she is working on you.
Massage is as well below average. She however did run her fingers up and down my ass several time. Hand relief is ok mechanical at times.

body 1/10
face 0.5/10
massage 3.10
hj 6/10
price in brisbane 9/10

I would recommend if you want to try, just go for half and hour for the thrill. I took 1hour and was finished in 45mins. She seem quite popular though, her phone rang several time with people asking about her service when I was there.

Full Body - Australian Adult Massage Directory

[Duchess]

Bro... after hearing from you all about Yimi in the past, I finally find some spare time to go for a visit for the first time last friday. Firstly a bit of background about myself, I'm originally from Syd and have been living there for many years. I used to have similar lifestyle as Oldfart, cheong all over the place and look for good meals, used to love those good quality young and hot looking Sing, Malay and Korean chicks. Anyway, long story short, went to Yimi last friday, I was SHOCKED by the chics (aunties) who was working there that night. I saw about 8 chics that night, at least 6 of them were averaging about 30+ years old, only Sally and Jennifer appeared to be slightly younger, even Sally is pretty chobby. If this is the kind of quality Yimi has, I rather spend the $$$ on a 2 hrs clear massage. Anyway bros..... if you guys see anything good at yimi, pls post it here, I don't mind giving yimi one more chance... unless I have some good experience at yimi, otherwise I won't go again.

[oldfart]

Thanks for sharing Shooter. We need to keep brisbane alittle more lively.

Duchess sorry to hear about your bad experience in Yimi...Well Yimi always does that good spells followed by really bad ones. You just missed out on Bianca, Barbie, Christine ...they are all korean babes with Bianca topping the scale with a 9/10 for looks. Barbie 2nd with 8/10 and Chrisitne 6.5/10 becos she has too much make up...bianca and barbie were natural beauties. Try calling Yimi and see who is available first. Trust me these bianca and barbie are the best i have seen so far.

[mr_salt]

hey guys,
i've been at brisbane for quite awhile, trying to get a girl for pleasure. my first time punting, any recommendations? Read some good comments about yimi, thinking of paying a visit.
anyhow i come across some private escorts surfing the net. gosh, the damage is at least half a thousand..As a student, i seriously can't spent that amount. oh ya, i come across Erotic Melissa - Escort in Brisbane Australia while i browsing...anybody tried her before??

[oldfart]

Hi Mr. Salt,

Actually the private escorts are too expensive. I once went for lana evans and she charged me 800 for an hours. service is good and her BBBJ was the best i ever had. But still the only time i will pay 800 again is for a few hours with a gorgeous girl.

Ok Exotic melissa...if i remember correctly she operates independantly from a place in annerley. And i think she has advertised be4 on the chinese community papers too.

Actually if you want to try caucasian i suggest you try chloe or alana at cleos on nile. pretty girls but not much i can say about their service. not much of interaction...its wam bam thank you man. Yimi has some real gems at times but from recent feedbacks try waiting another week. Usually tuesday is their new stock day.

Keep us posted about your escapades.

oldfart

[mr_salt]

Thanks for the tips and info oldfart, appreciate it..

Yea man. Read some bad experience at yimi here for this week. Maybe I’ll take your advice wait until next tue. Looking for a good first time punting, not anything superb but at least a decent one. I’m afraid I’ll freak out if I'm serve with a pork chop.
Sorry for asking some dumb stuff here. If I don’t like the girls at yimi on my visit, can I walk off without paying? Does yimi accept card or I should carry a couple of hundred when I visit? Should I carry condoms along?
Anyway I notice caucasian discriminate chinese, somehow they will be good to chinese girls..for the hole I guess. Thus, my concern if they refuse to service me.

[oldfart]

No problems at all mr. salt...thats what we are all here for. Ok here's some info you might find useful.

First of all here are some latest updates on Yimmy.They are recent as of 3/may and most probably will be invalid by next tuesday 5/may. Pls forgive me if the names are in-accurate, the girls walk in and introduce themsleves so quickly, and well how can i concentrate on their names when im concentrating on something else hehe. But here is what i think i heard.

1) Emily - Vietnam
2) Candy - China
3) Shirley - Korea
4) May - China
5) Yuri - Korea
6) Sakura - Korea

I would go for May, Yuri and Sakura. Not in any order . May looks like your sweet china student, Yuri your averagely pretty korean and sakura someone who might shag your brains off. Well at least thats how i read their faces.


Now to asnwer your Q, mr.salt....yes if you dont like any of the girls you can walk out. But always be polite , so even if the mamasans are not happy, they can never be unhappy with politeness. Usually i walk up to the counter and say 'sorry ma'am, i think i will come back another time'.


Yimi accepts cards but they do charge an extra 5dollars if you pay by credit.
They supply the condoms and the damages would be 120, 150, 180 , 230 for 15, 30, 45 and 60 mins respectively. Pls plus and minus 10 , cos i am really bad with figures...i know for a fact the 45 minutes is definitely 180, cos thats the one i usually go for.

last but not least yes, discrimination does exist, and sad to say it will never go away,,,if im a victim of it, i usually kick back real hard. I dont take shit lying down and i would always give it back and make them feel really stupid.Hopefully asian girls could learn their ugly side alittle bit better instead of being blinded by stereotype.

Oh yes. last but not least ...some really good news...there will be a new brothel opening and there will be lots of asians and bunch of aussie chicks who understand the wants and needs of asian customers. Its all hush hush at the moment . It will be in rocklea/salisbury area. There wwill also be an opening party for punters be4 the official opening.

cant wait....i think the place would have kicked off by mid-may.


old fart

[oldfart]

New place in brisbane...called TOPS temple of pleasure shrine. all punters welcome for opening day.

[nokiatech]

Originally Posted by oldfart

New place in brisbane...called TOPS temple of pleasure shrine. all punters welcome for opening day.

Any more info on this ? Location ?

[oldfart]

hey fellas ..just thought i would let you all know about the grand opening....confirmed that they will open their doors to the first customer on 6am this coming friday the 15th of may, the place is called TOPS and it will be in rocklea. randall street, anyone interested pls go on thursday evening for some light refreshments and a tour around the place. good chance to meet the girls too.

enjoy

[Ajax]

Originally Posted by oldfart

Hi bro dynamite,

moniques charges are 30 mins for 50 and i think if you pay 90 she and her friend will massage you. there is also another place in logan road at greenslopes side got one cute nurse massage and give hand jobs, she is 100%genuine nurse cos i saw her work be4 in royal brisbane i think.

bro old fart.. i live in Greenslopes, just near the Greenslopes Hospital.You got contact for the nurse? Thanks alot mate!!

[oldfart]

bro ajax...i lost the number but she used to work in a massage place in logan road, if you check out the community papers or the CM the shop is always advertised under health and beauty part and not the exotic relaxation part. be pampered is the header of their ad.

hope this is helpful

[Ajax]

Originally Posted by oldfart

bro ajax...i lost the number but she used to work in a massage place in logan road, if you check out the community papers or the CM the shop is always advertised under health and beauty part and not the exotic relaxation part. be pampered is the header of their ad.

hope this is helpful

heard alot of horror stories regarding girls from CM so too scared to try em.But if you do encounter any FL you already tried, then please recommend here. Thanks for your help!!

[oldfart]

Sally is back. To all guys who have been waiting for the return of sally, she is not working at TOPS, under the name Lorna. Friday May 15 will be their first business day and there are lots of old time favourites from Yimi all there.