Jakarta Info thread

[Sm00thy]

Originally Posted by Seahawks

I'm new here and even i know this is asked so many times and aswerered so many times by others. If you read even back 1-2 pages you find your answer.

Asking Bandung questions in a jakarta thread lol

Hey mate too many lazy leechers here.

By the way power disruption hit Jakarta lately.

[Manggis]

Originally Posted by Seahawks

Wow, you have lots of insight on Jakarta, have u stationed there for long time or do you live there now? I want to have fun and experience some nightlife in Jakarta, but i don't want to exploit a girl forced into a situation outside her control. would like to be able to ask you for advice when i come.

I'm sorry, but I can't help you. I can't stand the Seahawks and you have named yourself after that team.

Go Rams!

[Manggis]

Originally Posted by TomMAffolter

by posting good info you are actually harming yourself.
The days when sex forums are a good source of information are long over IMO.

Only a fool would post information that is not already common knowledge. There need to be some places that are still a good experience for those of us who know more than the average visitor.

[Johnnyngai]

For casual first time tourist who doesn't know the local language, the common knowledge in this and other forum is more than enough to keep their old limpy dick busy. I appreciate the more than enough common knowledge I have gotten here.
In my opinion, the worst question is: "I will be in Jakarta for 7 days next week, what is good?"
My answer would be: "go hire a tour guide"

[Manggis]

Originally Posted by TomMAffolter

thats the problem in the past there was a small group of like minded people who would build on the common knowledge with the agreement that you wouldnt spoil the market and you would contribute in return now that is over and so really if you are posting about commonly known things whats the point the nth report on classic or malio or soi cowboy

The way to share the "secret" knowledge is to meet up with guys in person and share that info in person rather than on a public forum. At least that's the way I've always done it.

I am more than happy to chime in on places like Hotel Classic or other such popular places, but I never talk about places I actually like to go. Those places basically are still pristine and only have locals. If I did talk about those places, it would ruin the market for those places as well. There is nothing wrong with Hotel Classic, there are young beautiful girls there for a very cheap price. They provide horrible service because Asian tourists do not demand good service and the girls (and mamasans) are spoiled. Asian tourists only care about getting young girls cheaply. Western tourists demand good service, but there are too few of them to have much impact. The problem with Western tourists is that although they have a positive influence on the performance of the girls, they have a negative impact on price since they will overpay. So overall, it's better just to keep the tourists out completely.

[Seahawks]

Originally Posted by Manggis

I'm sorry, but I can't help you. I can't stand the Seahawks and you have named yourself after that team.

Go Rams!

Hahaha.....

Yes my American friend get me a bit hooked watching US football when i was stationed there and that was his team we watched when i was learning the game.

But Rams would always beat Seahawks anyways, even when Seahawks were the better team and Rams were bad...they had the kryptonite....so no need to be jealous or bitter.

Rams seem like a good team now and almost won the bowl. Good luck

[Iamvbored]

Originally Posted by Johnnyngai

For casual first time tourist who doesn't know the local language, the common knowledge in this and other forum is more than enough to keep their old limpy dick busy. I appreciate the more than enough common knowledge I have gotten here.
In my opinion, the worst question is: "I will be in Jakarta for 7 days next week, what is good?"
My answer would be: "go hire a tour guide"

Better to just jump on ojek...

Or go fishing for longhair dictionary at immigrant or blowfish.

[Manggis]

Originally Posted by Johnnyngai

For casual first time tourist who doesn't know the local language, the common knowledge in this and other forum is more than enough to keep their old limpy dick busy. I appreciate the more than enough common knowledge I have gotten here.
In my opinion, the worst question is: "I will be in Jakarta for 7 days next week, what is good?"
My answer would be: "go hire a tour guide"

It depends what you are looking for. Whorehouses, free lancers, massage? If you want to find a guy who knows everything about Jakarta, find a dirty, crappy old taxi that tries to screw you on the fare. Those guys know everything.

[jazzyhunk1000]

This thread has been quiet off late but strange encounters are happening recently in Jakarta. sharing one of them...

a month ago, staying in a hotel 630 am being the first one to have breakfast that day, was waiting for the lift at the lobby to go back to my room.
two young Indonesian SYTscame out, they were giggling among themselves. they rushed out and i went in and suddenly i realized they wanted to come back in again as the door of the elevator was closing in. I pressed open and they suddenly rushed in. then i pressed 5 using my card and they could not speak much English but they were trying to press 6. I tried using my card to help press 6 as the elevator started moving up but no luck. i was only entitled to my floor. they kept on pressing 6 and it didn't work.


they kept on saying thank you, thank you and they kept on saying sayang and it seemed they were bar girls maybe and just came back from their tryst.

anyways, i got out on the floor and so did they and as i headed towards my room close to the lift lobby, it appeared they started searching for the stair case. i was about to enter my room and as i heard them calling the lift back to go, i got brave and said
"are you guys lost? do you need help?"
they pointed upwards indicating they want to go up but i shrugged. i didn't know where the staircase was.
one of the girls started running towards my room and as she came closer, i indicated towards my room:
"you can rest here"
they ran into my room saying terima kasih, one of them jumped onto the bed, the other one i offered coffee and she could not thank enough....
....and it did not end up as my first early morning threesome as i wanted but it was two hours of fun, talk, kiss, ....still can't believe it.

[Manggis]

Originally Posted by jazzyhunk1000

suddenly i realized they wanted to come back in again as the door of the elevator was closing in. I pressed open and they suddenly rushed in. then i pressed 5 using my card and they could not speak much English but they were trying to press 6. I tried using my card to help press 6 as the elevator started moving up but no luck. i was only entitled to my floor. they kept on pressing 6 and it didn't work.

Happens all the time. The girls come down and see the security guy waiting there. They don't want to face him because he will want money (usually at least 100k each) from the girls, so they try to go back in the lift and wait until the security guy isn't there, or to have their customer escort them past security so they don't have to bribe security to get out of there.

I hope you escorted them out after you were done so they didn't have to pay the security bribe to get home. I always escort the girls downstairs when I stay in hotels because those security guys are such bastards. The girls have told me some terrible stories over the years. Security threatens to call the cops on the girls if the girls don't pay up. It's usually 100k, but depends on the hotel and what the security think they can get out of the girl. If it's one of the hotels where the girls normally get 2 million rupiah, the security may ask for up to 1 million rupiah bribe. Sometimes the security will force the girls to have sex with them or take nude photos. If you escort the girls out, the security will not say a word.

Not all hotels are like this, but many are. Which hotel was this?

This is not usually a problem if you stay in an apartment, it's just the hotels. However, I used to share an apartment with a buddy of mine. He brought a girl home one night and sent her home in the morning. About 20 minutes later she called him crying and told him the security had made her pay 200k when she left. My buddy immediately went down and confronted security (my buddy is a westerner, but he speaks fluent Indonesian). I joined him downstairs to see what would happen. My buddy is a 6 foot 5 white guy who looks like a rugby player and the security guy was a skinny 5 foot 4 indo guy. You should have seen the look on that security guy's face when my buddy was threatening him. He reminded me of Buckwheat from the old Little Rascals tv show when he saw a ghost. Suffice it to say, the security guy gave the girl her money back.

[jazzyhunk1000]

Bro Manggis, nice insight. I was not aware that this happens. But these girls had a room in the same hotel on the 6th floor because after I left for office they went up after arranging their card from the reception. That’s why I call this encounter strange.

They were not bar girls, or free lancers, never asked me for money, never offered sex, just some fun of kissing, touching, being naughty, dancing to MTV chatting.

[Manggis]

Originally Posted by jazzyhunk1000

Bro Manggis, nice insight. I was not aware that this happens. But these girls had a room in the same hotel on the 6th floor because after I left for office they went up after arranging their card from the reception. That’s why I call this encounter strange.

They were not bar girls, or free lancers, never asked me for money, never offered sex, just some fun of kissing, touching, being naughty, dancing to MTV chatting.

Well then, THAT does not happen all of the time. haha.

[Krizandrew]

Malio. Lots of near naked dancers can see breasts clearly. Quite confusing with the walking up and down and the turning right and left haha.
Second floor small bar - local Rp400K.
Third floor lounge have Vietnam and local Rp 1.2K Rp 1.5k and Rp 1.7k and dancers Rp 1.5K.
4 floor - Club. Local Rp 1K and Rp 1.2K , not sure if dancers provide full service, bros can advise? But I saw pretty dancers doing llapdance at the table but not sure how much to tip? Bros advise please.
Straightforward sharing for those new to Malio.

[Manggis]

You can clearly see the breasts of the dancers at Malio these days? I don't know how because they wear these ridiculous full body lingerie outfits that cover their breasts.

You don't tip the dancers. They want you to buy them drinks (they say it's tequila, but it's sprite) for 65k each and will pressure you to buy as many as they can get.

The dancers do provide full service, but they will likely want you to first buy them 10 drinks or more, then they will cost around another 1.5 to 2 million rupiah for sex depending on the girl.

[Nkt5389]

Hi bros, I'll be here for 5 days in mid-October. I like to party hard and take some "vitamin" to enhance the mood. My client took me to Golden Crown a few years ago and I liked it. Is this place still buzzing or is there a better nihht club? Thanks.