most pervert things done?

[hornysp]

buy condom and ky and put the ky filled condom in between pillow. everytime go to the same store and aim the same auntie cashier and she always give me a strange look when i buy condom from her.. haha... like it especially when got other girls in the queue.. got once i tell the auntie i no need plastic bag and she gave me a shocked look.. haha.. sometime no money.. use plastic bag with saliva..

[Xgenre]

Originally Posted by hornysp

buy condom and ky and put the ky filled condom in between pillow. everytime go to the same store and aim the same auntie cashier and she always give me a strange look when i buy condom from her.. haha... like it especially when got other girls in the queue.. got once i tell the auntie i no need plastic bag and she gave me a shocked look.. haha.. sometime no money.. use plastic bag with saliva..

Huh?

[sun814]

yah, can't understand what is he talking about?

[hornysp]

mast with condoms.. i unroll the condom.. put ky jelly inside.. then the condom full with ky .. after that put in between two pillow and i fuck it.. damn shoik.. like sex.. my version of a fake vagina.. but sometime no money.. i use saliva and plastic bag instead..

[rob_onny]

Yo Bro Hornysp... i can understand PCC using plastic bag & use saliva as lubricant...
but on the part of "bonking the CD"... do u mean that...
1) u'd used "extra large" CD so that it was loose enough 4 u 2 poke in & pull out ??
or...
2) u'r trying 2 hint that u've a very small tool ??

Originally Posted by hornysp

mast with condoms.. i unroll the condom.. put ky jelly inside.. then the condom full with ky .. after that put in between two pillow and i fuck it.. damn shoik.. like sex.. my version of a fake vagina.. but sometime no money.. i use saliva and plastic bag instead..

[KeanuReeves]

Originally Posted by hornysp

mast with condoms.. i unroll the condom.. put ky jelly inside.. then the condom full with ky .. after that put in between two pillow and i fuck it.. damn shoik.. like sex.. my version of a fake vagina.. but sometime no money.. i use saliva and plastic bag instead..

bro, r u trying to remove a layer of skin from your cock by using the plastic bag ?

[rob_onny]

Bro Glennyuen, just want 2 qualify... i'm not the one that "bonk the CD", it's Bro Hornysp that did it ...

Originally Posted by glennyuen

bRO....dun use a condom la..... waste of rubber..... as like i suggest....

halve a papaya.... warm it and fuck the hole with seeds in it...... after that still can eat the papaya after lunch.... one stone kill 2 Jiao....... tio boh?

[pitpiak]

Hi bros! Being too Used to cum in ice Milo and let my gf sis drink, whenever they come to come to my hus.. Do u guys have any recommendations on what kind of drinks shld I cum on B4 serving to her during her next visit? But I dun wana gt caught man,jus love to see her swallowing my millions of soldiers from the straw.. Wow,the feeling is awesome.. Any recommendations?

[KeanuReeves]

bro, may be you can consider Bandung ...

Originally Posted by pitpiak

Hi bros! Being too Used to cum in ice Milo and let my gf sis drink, whenever they come to come to my hus.. Do u guys have any recommendations on what kind of drinks shld I cum on B4 serving to her during her next visit? But I dun wana gt caught man,jus love to see her swallowing my millions of soldiers from the straw.. Wow,the feeling is awesome.. Any recommendations?

[hornysp]

Originally Posted by rob_onny
Yo Bro Hornysp... i can understand PCC using plastic bag & use saliva as lubricant...
but on the part of "bonking the CD"... do u mean that...
1) u'd used "extra large" CD so that it was loose enough 4 u 2 poke in & pull out ??
or...
2) u'r trying 2 hint that u've a very small tool ??

not small tool.. rubber can stretch what.. inside slippery slippery so can put in and out.. haha.. so machiam one tight pussy hole... the ok****o brand is the best.. cheap and less tight.. shiok.. another alternative is food wrap.. haha..

[twinchrome]

Originally Posted by rob_onny

What a pity... i guess she's not pretty & sexy enough 2 trigger u 2 advance on her.. ha ha ha ...

face so so la. BUT the only that stop me from any advancement is my gf is bathing in the toilet in the same hotel room at that time!!! U want me to die young ah??!!

[Chess]

just now saw indian couple make love @ MSCP staircase from my block .... .

if i can see anyone from the block oso can see lor....

[rob_onny]

It must b very challenging, Bro Hornysp... Slippery on both tool & hands... ha ha ha ...
BTW, although i never try it b4... nonetheless one suggestion.. u may consider using those studded (or ribbed) CD，& use it outside in (or inside out)...
so that the CD's studs rub against ur tool... i think should b quite shiok.. ha ha ha ha ...
Lastly bro, using CDs in this way is not environmental friendly lah... why not u buy & use a "Fleshlight"/“Tenga”... they can b washed & reuse... ha ha ha ...

Originally Posted by hornysp

not small tool.. rubber can stretch what.. inside slippery slippery so can put in and out.. haha.. so machiam one tight pussy hole... the ok****o brand is the best.. cheap and less tight.. shiok.. another alternative is food wrap.. haha..

[rob_onny]

Yes Bro Twinchrome, the stake is 2 high... i don't think i'll have the courage 2 do it...
However, if i know that she's game w/it... then i think i'll try 2 have a quickie b4 OC finish her shower... ha ha ha...

Originally Posted by twinchrome

face so so la. BUT the only that stop me from any advancement is my gf is bathing in the toilet in the same hotel room at that time!!! U want me to die young ah??!!

[rob_onny]

Bro Chess, did u try taking their pics/videos ??
If have, care 2 share them here?

Originally Posted by Chess

just now saw indian couple make love @ MSCP staircase from my block .... .
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