How to KC a WL without being KC-ed by Her - Page 12

Panamera · #**166** 15-03-2009, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by phallusman

And they love to compare their BF - mine drives a BMW, young and handsome, got lots of money to spend, bought me a diamond pendant, brought me to Sentosa, went to a 6* hotel for makan, etc......

Not forgetting working on strategies on how to squeeze us dry in maximum quick time..

But

Fear not, we have our arsenal of ammo and think-tank tactical teams here in SBF too!!!!

groo · #**167** 17-03-2009, 04:32 AM

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Originally Posted by aczeta

温柔乡，英雄冢

Bro HCKing's chinese saying "Wen rou siang (maiden's home) is a hero's grave" literally translates into 温柔乡是英雄的坟墓！

Jedi · #**168** 18-03-2009, 01:44 PM

The problem of being KC, is when you are in it you do not know is it the real thing so called real love (Is there one ) or just plain acting by them.
Thou we know very well their objective of coming here is usually money and smaller extent because of failed relationship.

Have a fren, to me he is KC big time.
1. He would tell us that his girl will share drinks with him, (I told him read in SBF raw also can)
2. When she has PMS, she will throw tantrum, anger at him. But to him she is showing the true self.
3. Every day she will sms kam tong message like, have u eaten blah, must not skip meal, jia you, blah blah
4. Every outing will end up a shopping trip
5. When she is in China, will tell him he is the only one who has her HP No.
6. Give him her QQ blog to access
7. Once I ask him screw already, he said hug & kiss also bo only hold hand

I ask WTF what are you looking for, Answer is simple
A boy girl type of relationahip must take time , i told him i got nothing to say

DO_YOU_BJ · #**169** 18-03-2009, 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Jedi

i told him i got nothing to say

Just bring some holy water, A PAIL LOAD and splash it on his face......
He may be upset but just say one day he'll thank you.....

You friend is fucked...buy the popcorn, enjoy the show, dig your ears cos someone will come crying to u soon if you're unlucky.......
If you're lucky, he'll have no face to face u and disappear into the darkness once that day comes

Jedi · #**170** 18-03-2009, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by DO_YOU_BJ

Just bring some holy water, A PAIL LOAD and splash it on his face......
He may be upset but just say one day he'll thank you.....

You friend is fucked...buy the popcorn, enjoy the show, dig your ears cos someone will come crying to u soon if you're unlucky.......
If you're lucky, he'll have no face to face u and disappear into the darkness once that day comes

No way of helping have to let him crash to the wall bleed some blood
We will end up in K box many nites and let him sing solo.

groo · #**171** 18-03-2009, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by DO_YOU_BJ

Just bring some holy water, A PAIL LOAD and splash it on his face.....

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Chio Kah Peng!!!

cunt_search · #**172** 18-03-2009, 07:08 PM

dis playground is not for the weak at heart
u either have lotsa $$$ to burn
or lotsa of steel nerves to withstand the heartache that come with the PRC KCing

Panamera · #**173** 18-03-2009, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Jedi

A boy girl type of relationahip must take time , i told him i got nothing to say

A normal B/G relationship takes time and effort..but his type of B/G relationship only need time and effort to spend $$$ and more $$$..

He kanna the Man-Eater Fox demon, only Fusion Magic can cure him now

Fusion Magic Water: Holy water + Fu ("符") water. Do not let him drink alcohol for 3 months....

HCKing · #**174** 18-03-2009, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by groo

Bro HCKing's chinese saying "Wen rou siang (maiden's home) is a hero's grave" literally translates into 温柔乡是英雄的坟墓！

yes bro, guess the original ancient writer of this chinese saying certainly knws alot abt PRC woman's KC antics. in fact, the history of PRC woman's KC trap can even be traced way back to the 春秋 war time era of ancient china. here is the famous classic KC trap during that era on hw 西施 KC 吳王 and caused the downfall of the 吳 empire.

?? - ????????????

Panamera · #**175** 18-03-2009, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by HCKing

yes bro, guess the original ancient writer of this chinese saying certainly knws alot abt PRC woman's KC antics. in fact, the history of PRC woman's KC trap can even be traced way back to the 春秋 war time era of ancient china. here is the famous classic KC trap during that era on hw 西施 KC 吳王 and caused the downfall of the 吳 empire.

?? - ????????????

Another epic PRC Beauty KC antics was during The Battle of Red Cliff (赤壁) Zhou Yu's wife Xiao Qiao headed towards Cao Cao's camp alone secretly and distracted Cao Cao and secured ample time for the Eastern Wu forces for a surprise attack which eventually put Cao Cao at the mercy of the allied forces instead....

According to a Singapore Historian from the Institue of Ancient Sex Academy, Cao Cao suffered a Double Blow defeats:

1) Lost a decisive battle which would eliminate the southern warlords Sun Quan and Liu Bei

2) Missed a "Fark of the Century" with Xiao Qiao

This double blow led to a deterioration of his migraine headache in which he chopped off the head of Hua Tuo (华陀) in a spur of insanity in year 208..

..

Many China historians are disbuting this Singapore historian findings and will probably chop off his head too.....

HCKing · #**176** 18-03-2009, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Panamera

According to a Singapore Historian from the Institue of Ancient Sex Academy, Cao Cao suffered a Double Blow defeats:

1) Lost a decisive battle which would eliminate the southern warlords Sun Quan and Liu Bei

2) Missed a "Fark of the Century" with Xiao Qiao

i suppose the later is a much bigger blow to cao cao. hahaha.

groo · #**177** 19-03-2009, 06:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Panamera

...1) Lost a decisive battle...2) Missed a "Fark of the Century" with Xiao Qiao...double blow led to a deterioration of his migraine headache in which he chopped off the head of Hua Tuo (华陀) in a spur of insanity in year 208.....Many China historians are disbuting this Singapore historian findings and will probably chop off his head too....

Which head?

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Originally Posted by HCKing

...i suppose the later is a much bigger blow to cao cao. hahaha...

Ohhhh... if I get a blow from Xiao Qiao, it'll definitely go down in history as my BIGGEST blow!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

HCKing · #**178** 19-03-2009, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by groo

Ohhhh... if I get a blow from Xiao Qiao, it'll definitely go down in history as my BIGGEST blow!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

BLOW OF THE 3 KINGDOM? hahaha. no wonder Zhou Yu looks so high spirited everyday!

Jedi · #**179** 19-03-2009, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Panamera

A normal B/G relationship takes time and effort..but his type of B/G relationship only need time and effort to spend $$$ and more $$$..

He kanna the Man-Eater Fox demon, only Fusion Magic can cure him now

Fusion Magic Water: Holy water + Fu ("符") water. Do not let him drink alcohol for 3 months....

No use the way we talk to him is like the the FM channel ?? advert on TV
The tennis coach telling the father that his son cannot make it but the father only hear the good stuff. Have to let him learn the hard way or hopefully that girl have a bit of heart let him go loh.

Jedi · #**180** 19-03-2009, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by HCKing

yes bro, guess the original ancient writer of this chinese saying certainly knws alot abt PRC woman's KC antics. in fact, the history of PRC woman's KC trap can even be traced way back to the 春秋 war time era of ancient china. here is the famous classic KC trap during that era on hw 西施 KC 吳王 and caused the downfall of the 吳 empire.

?? - ????????????

Perhaps thats why they say, 红滟祸水