Eats shoots and shoots - Masturbating panda captured on film by researchers

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Researchers finally discover what a panda looks like when it masturbates




After years of research and patient waiting, researchers have finally revolutionized their field by capturing images of a panda pleasuring itself. For some reason they want to share this revelation with the world, and so we pass it on to you, do with it what you will.

The porn footage by the World Wildlife Federation features a single panda in the bamboo wilderness of Sichuan. After snacking on some bamboo for lunch, he looks around, finds himself alone, and decides to have a quick wank. Little does he suspect that the voyeurs researchers at WWF are spying on him - for science!

And now we can all experience this historic moment forever in hilarious GIF form:



I wonder what he's thinking about?





by Alex Linder



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