Dirty LiL Secrets Vol 1

Sturmgrenadier · #1 08-03-2012, 02:45 PM

Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down....

For bros who remember that tune? It just shows how old we are

For the record this is a journal of how a (then) young, impressionable young man going overseas on his own, his ups & downs and of course his dirty lil secrets....

This will be the first time I've written a thread like that so pls bear with me! I am a old dude now so it takes a while to recall these details!

[b]Journal Entry 1[b]

So here I was, a fresh faced 21 year old from a strict upbringing. Hair still cropped short and 2 weeks after disrupting my NS.

I found myself with my suitcases packed and standing at Changi Airport.

Me the sheltered dude who could cook Maggi Noodles with an egg but not much else.

Me the sheltered dude that was being sent over to the UK to study on his own, with no friends or relatives there.

I was feeling great when I went through the gate.
I was feeling great when I boarded the plane.
I was feeling great watching LOTR Trilogy...B2B.

I freaked out as I stood with my bags, freezing my butt off in a foreign country and with no idea what to do next.

As with any male...I needed to mark my territory and so I jumped onto a cab (GBP20) taxi ride (SGD60 at the time) and I was like WTF that's like the price of 2 jugs at Mdm Wong lor....but it needed to be done and so off to the dorms I went!

Predictably Singaporean, I was there a day early to 'get used to it' and no one else had arrived yet. Fucking sianz, I was jet lagged with no friends and there was no chicken rice or char kuay teow around knn...life sucked and truth be told I was homesick as fuck.

To be continued...

iswift · #2 08-03-2012, 03:34 PM

First to support!!
pitching my tent and waiting for part 2

acidicavex · #3 08-03-2012, 03:47 PM

pitch tent......

Sturmgrenadier · #4 08-03-2012, 04:00 PM

[b]Journal Entry 2[b]

The first thing I did when i got to my dorm was to set up my computer and speakers where I proceeded to blast my fav Pearl Jam CD (told you I was old!) but it was a little freaky to be the first guy in the building of 10 floors with no one else in there except for the security guard.

Obviously I never left my room that night lol.

Woke up at 5am and hungry as hell, so I changed and went down to McDonalds for breakfast and to stone for a while.

After breakfast I got sleepy an so headed back to koonz.

Woke up around lunchtime to the sound of music and thought I had left the music on but quickly realised that it was coming from the room across the hallway! Better still i heard a female voice and so i quicklyI brushed my teeth, took a shower and changed and opened the door to kay poh....wah pui chao nua, it was a fat ang moh cha bo lor....

I was about to run back to my room when I heard a second female voice and as luck would have it, I saw this this girl in skin tight jeans, with long legs, a slim waist and a really nice rack smiling back at me with long dark hair with golden highlights.

I guess life wasn't that bad after all

Sturmgrenadier · #5 08-03-2012, 04:20 PM

Journal Entry 3

Realising that she realised that I was checking her out, she asked playfully 'Are you done looking yet?' with a smile and I must have gone bright red because she started laughing but I managed to recover quickly, smiled, extended my hand and replied 'No, I have not but was rudely disturbed

Thankfully she had a sense of humour and laughed while she shook my hand. So I had met my first chio bu in the UK, a BBC (British Born Chinese) from London by the name of Claire.

Thinking to myself 'Ho Say Liao!' I was quickly brought back down to earth by the sound of a male voice of a dude bringing her suitcases from the hallway who she quickly introduced. At this time the fatty Ang Moh cha bor came over to introduce herself too and Claire excused herself to go pack her room while I stood there talking to Rachel (the fatty but actually she was really nice person lah).

All the while thinking about bending Claire over my bed and not really paying attention to Rachel

Sturmgrenadier · #6 08-03-2012, 05:44 PM

Journal Entry 4

Rachel soon gave up talking to me and mumbled something about heading back to her room to unpack. So I wondered back to my room, put the music on and left the door open.

Was smoking in my room with the windows opened and I must have drifted off to sleep (damn jet lag) when I was woken up by a knock on my open door. I looked up to see Claire at my door and I invited her in with a smile and the smile died a little when Rachel followed her in lol.

She asked if I wanted to join them for dinner (wow I must have dosed off quite a while!) and I quickly agreed. I turned on some music videos on my comp and jumped into the bathroom for a quick shower and changed.

As we headed out to the city centre for food, we picked a nice bar and walked in. I was still yawning from time to time (damn you jet lag!!) so Claire suggested Red Bull. I suggested we add Vodka to that. Rachel decided on beer.

Turns out Rachel is one hell of a drinker (she is Scottish) and quite loud when she gets tipsy. Before dinner was even over, she had finished 4 pints of beer. She was also mercilessly teasing us Asian boys and out inability to drink and so I matched her glass for glass. Meanwhile Claire was joking around as well and had a couple of drinks.

Dinner ended and we had no idea where to go so I suggested that we head back to my room with more vodka and put some music on.

We headed down to Spar (their version of 7/11) and bought a bottle of Vodka, mixers, beer (for Rachel) and snacks and headed back to my room. I was getting excited and was already planning to get rid of Rachel but could not think of an excuse. So LPPL we started drinking, playing cards and just general TCSS.

During the conversation, Rachel asked if I had a GF. I lied and said no (which would come back to bite me in the ass later) and I then asked both of them if they were attached. Predictably Rachel did not but Claire did. I asked if it was the guy today and she said no, that was her brother. I then casually asked where he was and she said that he was working back in her home town but was a bit of a dick.

Super sianz but whatever right? So I played drinking games, made them laugh and we got pretty drunk that night. Rachel actually fell asleep on my bed and we could not wake her up lol. Her door was locked and neither of us wanted to search her for her keys. At that point Claire asked if I wanted to sleep over in her room....

To be continued

MP5F · #7 08-03-2012, 10:21 PM

Campin here for your next update bro.

callmebad · #8 08-03-2012, 10:40 PM

so damn lucky you!

Abastor · #9 09-03-2012, 09:02 AM

Camping for more.

Sturmgrenadier · #10 09-03-2012, 10:04 AM

Journal Entry 5

I recall going bright red (yes again), tried to keep a straight face and mumbled something that sounded like 'Sure' but she started giggling so I suppose my attempts at playing it cool must have failed miserably lol.

At the time I remember recalling that my last thought to myself as we left the room was 'Wah I should probably buy Rachel some chocolates or something to thank her for falling asleep on my bed...even if I had to probably burn the bed sheets the next morning looooool'.

We took the remaining drinks to Claire's room and continued to drink but we wanted to smoke and so we left the windows open. Claire the said 'Hey do you mind if I changed to my jammies?' At that moment I was thinking wah sian, if she really changed to like Pooh Bear or something pajamas it would be quite turn off lor.'

As she was changing in the bathroom, I walked to the windows and looked out into the night scene, we were on the top floor (11th) and so we had a clear unobstructed view of the city skyline. The lights were off except for the glow of her lava lamp.

The door opened and I recall seeing her in the reflection of the window as she stepped out of the bathroom and I stopped breathing for a moment...

Claire had put on a pair of skimpy shorts and a thin white spaghetti strap top....