TCSS Thread

[Kalv]

Tim Berners-Lee solely invented the World Wide Web in 1991. By Oct 2006 the WWW reached 100 million Web sites. According to the US Department of Commerce, it took 38 yrs for radio to attract 50 million users; 13 yrs for TV to snare that number but only 5 yrs for the internet.


"The Internet is a shallow and unreliable electronic repository of dirty pictures, inaccurate rumors, bad spelling and worse grammar, inhabited largely by people with no demonstrable social skills" - The Chronicle of Higher Education


"The Internet Is The World's Largest Library ...." - John Allen Paulos


"The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting" - Gloria Leanard (ex pornstar)


Wishing all a nice Weekend. Happy Goat Year.

[Kalv]

"For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in America. Doesn't that make overweight the average then? Last month you were fat, now you're average - hey, let's get a pizza!"

- Jay Leno (US comedian)

[Kalv]

"In Australia, a doctor has discovered a female patient whose sleepwalking causes her to go out and have sex with total strangers while she is asleep !! They could have diagnosed this years ago, but no guys ever complained."

- Jay Leno (US Comedian)

[Kalv]

Mosquitoes cannot spread HIV or AIDS. They do not even die of it. HIV-infected humans have very few virus particles in their bloodstream, so if a mosquito sucks one up, it is quickly killed by the mosquito's digestive system.

http://www.mediaaids.org/content/pag...nsmit_hiv_aids

[Kalv]

Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.

- Barbara Cartland (British Novelist)



With sexual harassment, one always thinks of the man as the harasser, not the woman.

- Victoria Abril (Spanish Actress)



The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to dress up for it.

- Truman Capote (US Writer)

[Kalv]

"You have to live every day as if it were your last! You have to make the most of every day, and do exactly what you want to do !"
( " That's not possible, I'm married!!)"


"I don't know how old you are, but you look much younger !!"
(Meaning: You are old !!)


"There 3 signs of getting old:
1) You forget things.
2) Er ... I've forgotten the other two. "

[hotguy2468]

Last night big fire in Lor 6 Geylang... is it one of the brothels?

[Kalv]

US firm goes after illegal downloaders in S'pore (MyPaper): http://mypaper.sg/top-stories/us-fir...spore-20150408

"MORE than 500 people in Singapore have allegedly downloaded Oscar-winning film Dallas Buyers Club illegally over the Internet....

The Straits Times understands that the film company had asked for subscriber details from the ISPs last year, but failed. It then made a "pre-action discovery" application at the High Court earlier this year to force the ISPs to release customer details.

M1 was the first to comply with the court order in January to release the names, NRIC numbers and addresses of subscribers linked to the IP addresses in question.

In the US, more than 1,000 people are now being sued....."

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[Kalv]

A man was drowning his sorrows in a bar with a fellow drinker.

"I had everything" he groaned. "Two kids, a house and a beautiful woman. Then suddenly it was gone."

"What happened ?" asked his friend.

"My wife found out."

[Kalv]

“Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing.”


― Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

[Konnichiwawa]

Yesterday my buddy just got raw and CIP from a WL at geylang

[Kalv]

A wife was beginning to feel insecure about her looks.

Seeking re-assurance, she asked her husband, "You wouldn"t sleep with Angelina Jolie for a million dollars, would you ?"

"Don't be ridiculous, " said the husband.

("Where am I going to get the million dollars ? ")

[*FiReWoRkS*]

Overheard an uncle asking a WL if he can do raw and the lady seems to wana negotiate with the uncle on it. It was along lorong 20.

Just a reminder to bros out there on the need to protect yourself at all times.

Cheers~

[Konnichiwawa]

100% uncle surely get raw from wl. Once u raw, the fesling very shiok

Originally Posted by *FiReWoRkS*

Overheard an uncle asking a WL if he can do raw and the lady seems to wana negotiate with the uncle on it. It was along lorong 20.

Just a reminder to bros out there on the need to protect yourself at all times.

Cheers~

[*FiReWoRkS*]

Got zapped with a comment "hearsay".

To set the record straight I never hearsay as i was there myself and overheard the conversation haha.

Thought of sharing and reminding other bros only abt keeping yourself safe.

Peace~