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Old 03-08-2002, 12:21 AM
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FR on MeiZi by bro Kiddo

Aiyah, King bro. I thinked you have bonked this one leow but anyway, here goes the updated FR on her.

Name: MeiZi

Type: GF

Face: 7.5/10 (6/10 w/o makeup) ( Can really see wonders that make-up can do to a gal. No wonder all women are so crazy about make-up, facial etc etc.)

Figure: 9/10 (Damned solid. Nearly drip saliva and make myself look like a fool when she stepped into T's house. Knows how to use clothing to enhance her figure)

Skin: 9/10 (No complaints. Smooth as silk)

BBBJ: 6.5/10 (Very soft and gentle until I cannot feel anything. Too soft for my liking.)

Frenching: 7.5/10 (Knows how to french but nothing spectacular)

AR: N/A (Never initiated)

Overall Foreplay: 7/10

FJ: 7/10 (Very SOP though one good thing is that she doesn't rush through things and try make you cum as fast as possible as some gals do. Tried only two positions, missionary and she-on-top position)

Attitude: 8.5/10 (Very chatty and will tease you continuously. My type of gal if I want to just chat chat otherwise she talks too much. Should cue down on her talk and improve on her action instead.)

RTF: Maybe. If I can't find any other better gals available. ( Tried to get Jaguar, PeiYi, Blue Diamond but all not working so had to settle on her)

Sorry for the short FR but I can't write as good as some of the bros did on their action-packed movies.
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Old 03-08-2002, 12:28 AM
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Miki FR

Arrived at HQ and saw many elusive SAF brothers as well as met a few new guys from the forum … for those that owe me FRs, no more excuse that don’t know how to write …. Please read “Gentle reminders to newbies” thread, page 15.

Anyway, after most of the brothers are done with their partying and we got hungry, so go for dinner. Prawn mee at L16 was good and I was horny. So Head Monk from GL 'Siao Lin Si', chio me to call Cefiro (one of my targets) while he call his old lover Corolla. Ok on, told Tommy to place order …. Both must wait … 10 mins “Corolla lai liao” ….. Head Monk went in ……. 20 mins later “Cefiro siew kang” … oh oh … eat cai liao

The Tommy got a call and tell me got a new gal “Fresh from the stove” ….. 1st time in the industry, 1st day at GL and will be her 1st dance at HQ. Ask her to cum lor, after about 10 mins saw a gal in black dress walk pass HQ then back tracked, walks in but got problem with opening the door, smile like ‘gong gong’ at everyone …. Ok lah at least she I trying her best ….. ask her to sign in, she took out her own pen as well as her card to copy the number …… wa piang ah!

Laugh all the way to the last room of the joint. Her face red like fuji apple liao ….. ok newbie give chance. Sat on the bed and she sat beside, calling me darling and say I tease her so badly. Chit chat a bit and was amazed by the PR skills.

Undress and shower normal. On the bed, ask me to lie back facing her, told her no AR and she say she also not very good at AR. Before she starts the catbath she ask if I prefer the gentle or aggressive type, told her up to her lah. Her catbath is very detailed and a bit wet … does not know what is the toilet roll in the room is for…. hee hee

Once the other side, she sucks my nipples like she is trying to drink my milk to compensate for her lack of milk …. Steam steam … cat bath as detail but very blur .. paint my chest then tummy then neck then suck nipple then legs then …. All messy no proper process. BJ looks aggressive but not much kick and lack of sword swallowing. Change to 69, ruba her cunt she starts moaning and her legs go weak … begs me to eat her … but not my style. She then paint here and there again then bj. One good time is that she looks at me from time to time with a CFM face with lots of frenching. Caps me and sluttishly says “I want it bad” (in Chinese).

Rides me well and felt the tightness. Went faster and harder, her long hair swings to the rhythm of the rocking. She sings her song well then she request to changed to doggie. Her height just nice for me at this position, push in slowly and she turned to look at me like a sex addicted pussy. Ram her with deep long thrusts and she was going into trans music … lose her sense and went wild, grabbed her own boobs. See her horny I went faster and deeper, almost felt like tearing her apart …. Lead my hands to milk her … WOW she milk one I milk the other while my weapon slide in and out … she sure knows how to enjoy sex in a no holes bar way. Changed into my favourite missionary position and I cum soon after and she locks me with her legs, hugged me tight tight and we kiss.

Had a good and long chat, telling her where to improve. Hope that she will remember and the rest of the brothers train her well to be the next “Pop Star”.

Cum on everybody sing:

"Oh Miki you're so fun,
you're so fun,
you let me milk those tits
hey Miki!

Oh Miki you're so fun,
you're so fun
you let me prick your pussy
hey Miki!"

(To the melody of Mickey by Toni Basil)

By Envied lyricist bro The Hustler
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Old 03-08-2002, 12:34 AM
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was readin the FR on the other thread. Seems tt this newbie knows her stuff and have great potential. If my Hitomi is not working next week (which is highly impossible), might wanna try her!
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Old 03-08-2002, 12:42 AM
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Train Her well

bro darklord, train her well and I may repeat her in 6 months time to reap the fruits of all the brothers labour ... hee hee

The Head Monk from GL 'Siao Lin Si' also try her today and she pass the test of the 18 'tong ren' ..... way to go!

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Bro King,

was readin the FR on the other thread. Seems tt this newbie knows her stuff and have great potential. If my Hitomi is not working next week (which is highly impossible), might wanna try her!
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Re: Train Her well

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bro darklord, train her well and I may repeat her in 6 months time to reap the fruits of all the brothers labour ... hee hee

The Head Monk from GL 'Siao Lin Si' also try her today and she pass the test of the 18 'tong re' ..... way to go!


Lolz she may look very blur went she walk in and sign up, but she dun seems "blur" once inside the room. Seems tt there are many gals tt look diff outside the room, but once the door is closed, they changed 180 degrees. Jus like Hitomi, she really look damn "tao" everytime i saw her outside.
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Old 03-08-2002, 12:53 AM
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Re: Re: Train Her well

bro darklord, ya lor ya lor your Hitomi, I want to try her also scare scare .... as for miki, she is blur lah ... if you read my FR in details ... you will know why.

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Lolz she may look very blur went she walk in and sign up, but she dun seems "blur" once inside the room. Seems tt there are many gals tt look diff outside the room, but once the door is closed, they changed 180 degrees. Jus like Hitomi, she really look damn "tao" everytime i saw her outside.
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Old 03-08-2002, 01:06 AM
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Party Gals List as at 02082002

I am compiling a list of gals that partys at HQ. If I miss out any, can any kind brothers please add on. Will also do a daily update of the party gals.

AA
AA1
AB
AC Milan
Ada
Ai Lee
Angeline ava Zi Lin (Cat 80)
Anna
Ann Ann
Annie (cat 80- old)
Annie (cat 80- young)
Ann Qi
Amanda - elusive
Amy
Apple
August - leave
Baby1
Bai Her
Bai Lan Di ava Brandy
Bai Xue
Bao Er
BiBi1
BiBi2
Blue Diamond - run water leave, back this week
Blue Ice
Blue Ocean
BM - run water leave
Best
Candy
Carol - on 1 month leave, back in early August
Carol (tall - Cat 80)
Casino - on leave
Castle
Cathy (malay Cat 80)
Celine - on leave
Chris
Chris2
Chelsea
Ching Ching
Chivas
Choy Choy
CK - on 1 month leave, back end August
CoCo L16
Cola L16
Cola L22
Corolla
Crystal (Cat 80, SG)
Crystal (Cat 150)
D24
Derby
Diamond - starts leave mid August
Dolphin
Dong Fang (cat 80)
Doris
East - on 1 month leave, back in early August
EL (Malay gal)
Elaine
Emelda - on leave, back end August
Eva
Evoane
Fang Fang
Fang Ling
Fei Xue
GiGi
Hai Chew
Hai O
Hai San - on 1 month leave, back in end Aug
Hai Yan
Hai Yang - half day
Happy
Helen
Hello Kitty
Hong Hong
Hui Yu
Italy (cat 80)
Iris
Ivy (cat 80)
Jaguar - leave
Jamy
Janet L16
Jasmie
Jean
Jenny
Jia Ling
Joanne
JoJo L20
Jolin L20
Joyce
Judy
June (Cat 80)
Kam Fong
Karen
Kar Leng
Kelly
Kelly1
Kinky
KISSME
KK
Lee Wen - one month leave, back mid August
Lily
Lily (malay gal)
Linda
Li Zhen
LS
LV
Mandy
Maybo
Maggie - one month leave, back end august
Mei Hui
Mei Ji
Mei Ting
Mei Yee
MG - start one month leave on 5/8
Miao Miao
Miki
Miko2
Mimi L14
MJ
Mong Er
Mong Na
Mong Ting
Moon
Mun Mun (new) - on one month leave back in end July
Mun Mun (old)
OG L16 - elusive
OG WH06
Orange
Orchid (malay gal)
Peh Peh
Pei Yi
Peggy
Ping Ping - on one month leave back in end July
Pinky
Poh Yee
Prada
Qiu Lian
Queen
Queenie - on 1 month leave, back end August
Rina
Rose
Ru Yi
S1
Sakura
Sally
Sandra
Sammei - on one month leave back in August
Sammi1 - on one month leave back 24-30 August
Seiko - leave
Sexy Yuki
Sharon
Small Ivy
Sony
Spore Ice
Sugar
Susan (malay gal)
Sze Sze (cat 80)
Teresa
Tim Tim
T one
Tong Tong
ToTo
Vanessa
V Nie
Violet
Vivian L16
Vivian L28
VTEC
Wendy
Win
Wine
Winnie
Xiao Mei
Xiao Qing
Xiao Ying
Xiao Yu
Xiao Yun
Xiao Yun Qua
Xin Xin
Xin Zi
Xiu Wen
Yan Er
Yan Hong
Yan Zi
Ya Wen
Yee Yee
Ying Ying
Yoki L20
Yoko L16
Yoko L28
Yuki
Zhen Zhen L18
Zhen Zhen L28 (new) ava Xiao Zhen
Zhen Zhen L28 (old)
Zing Zhi
Zu Er
Zu Er L20

New Party Gals On 02082002
Tze Yee, Mei Yin & Ai Lin

First Party Gal of the Day
Sony

Top Party Gal For the Day
Sony

HQ Top Party Gal Record
Xiu Wen (10 session in a day)

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Re: Re: Re: Final Reminder

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bro jang, for your info ... Ru Yi was working today and I ask her if she will be working tomorrow and she say 'why not?' ..... happy milking ... hee hee

Bro King,

Thanks for the tip heheheh But I never believe until the girl is in the house with me !! Anyway, guarantee to go down tomorrow night. Hope she is still working then .....

Regards

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bro darklord, train her well and I may repeat her in 6 months time to reap the fruits of all the brothers labour ... hee hee

The Head Monk from GL 'Siao Lin Si' also try her today and she pass the test of the 18 'tong ren' ..... way to go!

No...no...she have not tasted real kung fu from "Zhang Shang Feng" and "Chu Liu Xiang"...tmr... she'll learn a little bit more...step by step...stunt by stunt... penetration...deeper & deeper... then King will reap the fruits of our s(censored)ks...kekeke.

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bro hustler, you not handsome lah ..... let bro FWChongKing try her then he write so solid FR while we can only gain and the most PCC infront of the monitor ...... why suddenly my screen all turn white? ......... ha ha ha

Time to fall in!

Hey bro...... I thought only BLONDE use White-out on their computer screen leh....

Wei...... donch waste energy using own white-out on the screen lah. I rather use my on GL150 gal!

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Re: Train Her well

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bro darklord, train her well and I may repeat her in 6 months time to reap the fruits of all the brothers labour ... hee hee

The Head Monk from GL 'Siao Lin Si' also try her today and she pass the test of the 18 'tong ren' ..... way to go!

King, she still yet to past the last Bronze Man aka" Anti-commando" commando ( proved by old Yoko). Was kanna "weak Battery" with the "walkman" yesterday coz' had been 'training' too hard for past 2 weeks. Must buy 'energizer' liao!!

He is the Head Monk?? pls lah... one of the bronze men only... He still in the process of becoming a 'holy monk' in Shanghai. So, King, you are the only one that can fit the bill of becoming the "head Monk"!!

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Haunting In The Morning

Nabei...early morning already haunting the Head Monk!

Since your hair quite "goldish"...I hereby promote you to 18 "Tong Ren" status... provided u must non-stop bonk 18 days... here's your list & what to do with them (no breaks allowed):

Day 1: Walkman (done & listened)
Day 2: Winnie (Pooh & Pooh till u drop)
Day 3: Miki (Sing my song whilst u poke)
Day 4: Cefiro (Polish those headlights)
Day 5: Castle (Break the castle gate forcefully)
Day 6: Lau Yoko (ask her butt fuck u)
Day 7: Vanessa (convert Miss Ice Queen to a sex machine)
Day 8: Chilli Padi (should be back then, challenge her saliva & sweat skills)
Day 9: One of those Lau aunties we saw yesterday (Squeeze those bodily fats outta them!)

This is the first Gold Status Achiever programme, Part 2 will follow.... please adhere to the rules.

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Tolong Tolong Tua Pek Gong.... po pi us tio beh pio, all 4 numbers open swee swee....no need to greedy...kenna all top 3 prizes can liao.....muahahahahaha!!!!

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Nabei...early morning already haunting the Head Monk!

Since your hair quite "goldish"...I hereby promote you to 18 "Tong Ren" status... provided u must non-stop bonk 18 days... here's your list & what to do with them (no breaks allowed):

Day 1: Walkman (done & listened)
Day 2: Winnie (Pooh & Pooh till u drop)
Day 3: Miki (Sing my song whilst u poke)
Day 4: Cefiro (Polish those headlights)
Day 5: Castle (Break the castle gate forcefully)
Day 6: Lau Yoko (ask her butt fuck u)
Day 7: Vanessa (convert Miss Ice Queen to a sex machine)
Day 8: Chilli Padi (should be back then, challenge her saliva & sweat skills)
Day 9: One of those Lau aunties we saw yesterday (Squeeze those bobily fats outta them!)

This is the first Gold Status Achiever programme, Part 2 will follow.... please adhere to the rules.

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As what I have said: Goldmember not, Bronze man yes!! no gold for me!!

Wah!! promote yourself to the status of head monk alreadi!! I thought King refer HS as the one, the one whose 'wife' kenna whacked by an 'old man'. hehehe....

As for your list... completing them all is not a problem... $$ is!! Quite broke liao... Maybe if 2nite Kenna BIG BIG, we "bao" T's place down for whole day and I completed the whole list in a day!!

As for you, Bro Hust, You also must prove that u can be the head monk. you must achive the "Platinium" Status Programme, 1 part only. The List as follows:-

1) Tagteam with one of the Bronze man to destroy Indian fav flower, jesmine. To prove that the Head Monk shows no love to loves ones.

2) Run 5km around GL and then bonk Cat 150 Gal (commando type certify by the King). Repeat the cycle 5X. to prove your stamina better than any bronze men known.

3)Sit still for at least 10 hour without moving any part of your body. Learn how to mediate long hours.

4) last but not th least, must kenna "Talma" 24 hours by the 2 Aunties we saw at the base yesterday. To prove that u can stand the worst and longest FU?K in GL.

That's the requirments of the Head Monk. Care to take the Test, Bro Hust??

Any Things to add?? other 17 bronze men??
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Re: Re: Haunting In The Morning

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Originally posted by HauntedSex


As what I have said: Goldmember not, Bronze man yes!! no gold for me!!

Wah!! promote yourself to the status of head monk alreadi!! I thought King refer HS as the one, the one whose 'wife' kenna whacked by an 'old man'. hehehe....

HauntedSex
Please hor... read between the lines... I neber say I head monk... I never wanna be! It's HumSap & King u r haunting.

Well, for me...I just wanna be a Hustler cum Lortor & nestled into the arms of my prisoners.... sigh...mssing them already.

Today u will be $500 richer
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