Collection of "Robert" or "Carrot Head" stories

[yanki1]

Originally Posted by ramon

I've just stopped going out with this 20 yr old poly girl who drinks hard liquor like a fish, average two btls a week and plus taxi and her weekly mani and pedi it comes to about $800 a week. Luckily it lasted 3 months, or else I'll be digging a big hole for myself.

but do u get to bonk her? if got to bonk then one or two weeks is still emmm alright la. if dun get to bonk then forget it la. she just wan u to pay only...

[sbfArmPai]

Originally Posted by sbfpolis

Still confused.

Polis kor kor, why you changed your avatar? i still like the previous one leh, this new one very intimidating leh. Dont frighten me lah......
I thought your signature says you're not mata, but now got pistol leh

To all other Kor Kors, sorry for interrupting this thread. next time you see me at changi point, just tell me you're a samster and i give you discount......

[sbfpolis]

[QUOTE=sbfArmPai]Polis kor kor, why you changed your avatar? i still like the previous one leh, this new one very intimidating leh. Dont frighten me lah......
I thought your signature says you're not mata, but now got pistol leh [QUOTE]
ArmPai tong zi, I am confused My shrink say I got split personality and extremely dangerous Today is Thursday, so I look out for you in Changi tonight. Your wear a rose on your left neh neh ok.

[singrakthai]

Originally Posted by tickhel

me , another carrot head! she is a student in uni in thai , know her throw freind, go with her , totally about 3yr , at the 1st yr , nothing much going on, just fly over there see her , when back , those balance thai bath , give to her.... after 1 yr, she start asking money for sch fee, every month about S$350, around 2 yr , then just find out , over there , she got other boy together with her........

This is very common story in Thailand... if she starts asking for money, something is wrong already. Sometimes even when u're the one who initiated giving her money, u've to be very careful too.

Over the years, Thai have gotten very smart already. Esp those who's staying in Bangkok. They might come from upcountry, being an innocent and naive girl to study in Bangkok... then after years of staying in Bangkok, opening up their eyes and "listening" to friends, they know the power of our currency. They know to us $100-$300 every month is nothing. For all u know, they might have 2 or 3 spondsors altogether...

cheers

[sbfArmPai]

[QUOTE=sbfpolis]

Originally Posted by sbfArmPai

My shrink say I got split personality and extremely dangerous Today is Thursday, so I look out for you in Changi tonight. Your wear a rose on your left neh neh ok.

Huh? split personality? U also like me wear girl's clothes?
Ok ok tonight we meet at CV to eat nasi lemak at the hawker centre, we both wear pink colour and wear a rose at the head.

[sbfpolis]

Originally Posted by sbfArmPai

Huh? split personality? U also like me wear girl's clothes?
Ok ok tonight we meet at CV to eat nasi lemak at the hawker centre, we both wear pink colour and wear a rose at the head.

Seeya there

[sbfArmPai]

Originally Posted by sbfpolis

Seeya there

how come never turn up last night

[sbfpolis]

Originally Posted by sbfArmPai

how come never turn up last night

Sorry my car broke down

[sbfArmPai]

Originally Posted by sbfpolis

Sorry my car broke down

no car never mind lah, take taxi lor, i pay for you
later i wait for you at same place hor
polis kor kor, bu jian bu shan

oh ya, why your up list everyday the same one har?

[stiffneck]

Originally Posted by singrakthai

They know to us $100-$300 every month is nothing. For all u know, they might have 2 or 3 spondsors altogether...

cheers

I think it should be ATM.kekekekekeek

[England]

Some of the ktv gals will spread their living expenses out by having different roberts to sponsor room rental, phone bills, school fees, etc. So beware.