Vietnam - HCM (Thread 3)

[Singkieu]

Originally Posted by mutantchicken

http://tuoitrenews.vn/society/10811/...ved-foreigners

be careful if you are going to go around acting suspicious..hehe

Aiyah... cong an dang kiem tien thoi.

Hom nay len bao nen dong cua, ngay mai hoat dong binh thuong thoi.

[devilincarn]

Originally Posted by MIFAcafe

Vietnam Cafe

This is a very unique culture that shock me. If there is a reason for me to retire in Vietnam or come to Vietnam again; this must be it.

Girls whom with naturally beauty with little or no make up serving you drinks and sitting with you when they have lesser thing for them to do.

Dress in hot pant and high heel. Some in short skirt that barely cover their thigh.


I told H88 that I love the Vietnamese Cafe; and I think we when to this type of Cafe almost 8 times in 3 days sitting from 1 to 2.5 hours each visit.

This might be an interesting experience.., might these type of cafe be common..? Erm bro, would you kindly share with me some of the location of these cafe? Tried googling but couldnt really find anything of substance.. haha. Thanks!

[Hurricane88]

Originally Posted by decent02;$$$$761

which mummy leh...any clue...dun tell me the fat fat one

hehe...dun tell you lol...plenty in hcm...spoilt for choice ma...

Originally Posted by Pohchuan

H88, how come you never bring me to bia om leh. Why you so like dat one.

huh...what you asking me for...you have gf lined up from airport to D1....how can you go bia om...lagi worst you said you getting married soon and may migrate overseas...

Originally Posted by Dusk

Hi Bros,
Any girl friendly hotel recommendation?

checked thru your history...you been to hcm and hanoi...why ask again...

my signature has not changed or removed since 2009....only being updated...help yourself ok...

[Hurricane88]

Originally Posted by devilincarn

This might be an interesting experience.., might these type of cafe be common..? Erm bro, would you kindly share with me some of the location of these cafe? Tried googling but couldnt really find anything of substance.. haha. Thanks!

dun waste your time if you dun speak Vietnamese tieng viet or dun go with a senior who knew them...the gals cannot understand you...you will be frustrated sitting alone there and wondering why are you wasting time...

what MIFAcafe didn't tell you was the gals knew me and so came chat with me before I intro to him...then only MIFAcafe can showed them his magical kc skills...unless you are him can hold VB attention for 2 hours without speaking tieng viet then you can have fun in local cafe...

most local cafe we frequent dun have menu in english...or no menu at all to order...hehe....

[sailsingapore]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

dun waste your time if you dun speak Vietnamese tieng viet or dun go with a senior who knew them...the gals cannot understand you...you will be frustrated sitting alone there and wondering why are you wasting time...

what MIFAcafe didn't tell you was the gals knew me and so came chat with me before I intro to him...then only MIFAcafe can showed them his magical kc skills...unless you are him can hold VB attention for 2 hours without speaking tieng viet then you can have fun in local cafe...

most local cafe we frequent dun have menu in english...or no menu at all to order...hehe....

hahaha !! SUPPORT SUPPORT the uncrowned King of HCMC H-88 & The Hotel California

[Dusk]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

hehe...dun tell you lol...plenty in hcm...spoilt for choice ma...



huh...what you asking me for...you have gf lined up from airport to D1....how can you go bia om...lagi worst you said you getting married soon and may migrate overseas...



checked thru your history...you been to hcm and hanoi...why ask again...

my signature has not changed or removed since 2009....only being updated...help yourself ok...

Thanks bro. I know Hanoi got Boss KTV but I don't remember Whether HCM got this kind of KTV. From the link page, I saw a few KTV.

Any good KTV around in HCM to bring girl back for FJ? I know there is bars around But I heard police catches the girls .

[mobi]

Originally Posted by acid12wee

are there strip joints or nudie bars in Vietnam hcm?

you may have to ask muntantchicken

[SureScore]

Originally Posted by mobi

you may have to ask muntantchicken

Hope you didn't do it on purpose? Try not to stir up trouble again.

No samsters like to read fighting and flaming posts. Totally waste of time. Why bother to go through the trouble and after all will be deleted by the moderator?

[mutantchicken]

Originally Posted by acid12wee

mr vk chicken even 35k vnd coffee u cant even pay yourself. i advise u stay home, dont come out to this world. i ask u the shop for sex and u didnt give me the new locations but lucky that i found a new vietnam sex forum in the internet search and they reply my email for the new address without asking for free meals or drinks.

this is wwhat i called good bros. you force me to look down on you and vk. anyway gd day mate.

Mr acidwee, you always talk about high class and growing up in country clubs and being wealthy, but given your poor spelling and poor english comprehension. I doubt you attended any schools of note, goven that you dont know the difference between find and fine, when to use the word worse or worst, and the fact that you misinterpret my comment abt the 35k coffee.
But yes i accept your assertion that i cannot afford 35k, however I seriously question your ability to google out the addresss of the brothels when you couldnt seek out the location of a cafe that was close to your hotel even after I provided you with the adress. You even told me that you dont have a smart phone with you and dont have access to google maps.
I personally think you are just some 40-50yr old still living with his elderly parents, and living out your fantasy and thats why in your reports its filled with misleading information. I mean ocean palace, order fish dishes 6pax and its 560 usd...either someone padded your bill or you are just living a fantasy

[MIFAcafe]

Day 3
10am (I think so. 10am.)

We went for dim sum breakfast and SailSG (too much fucking) just cannot wake up to join us. The dim sum was delicious and cheap too.



2 congee
1 Beef noodle
5 different Dim sum

All good.

Day 3
11am

Quickly we went to café and repeat all the activities. We went to 2 cafés again. All the gals were sat with us once again was very pretty. I showed the gal some magic and gals were mesmerised.

SailSG join us at the first café after H88 send a xe om to pick him up. Sail was a real gentleman.

After café we move out to NTT D7 whereby H88 brought us to a local bbbj joint. H88 said just pay 200k for the whole action.

I think SailSG is not good in tahan BBBJ; 10 minutes and I heard he is out of the room. I also not far behind.....15 minutes later game over.

Girl keep paster me to tip her; but I just ignore her and walk to the counter and paid 200,000 vnd.

BBBJ joint is the least prefer item that I will skip totally the next time I go Vietnam.

If you never try it; you should try once and find out yourself. My poison may be your love potion.



-------------------To Be Continue --------------------------

[MIFAcafe]

Day 3
7pm

After a quick nap in our hotel; we set off for last KTV trip. We had quick dinner and then went to another bia om. Whole process were same. Beer, Gals etc.

We witnessed a shouting game and gals quarrelled in the room till the mummy had to shout and control all of the gals. So I suggest to mummy those gals quarrel go out.

I really hate it when girl shout at each other.

SailSG took a girl but I left empty handed.

Day 3
9:30pm

I told H88 I wanted to see the younger sister of mama-san again. I pester him to go to the same Day 2 bia om. H88 wonder what I want to do because she already have menses.



I told H88 I just want a companion and I do not mind "no sex".

We reach the KTV but all rooms are full. We was given a KTV room without any TV. Mama-san came and I told her I want her sister company.

Mana-san look very confuse because she also know here sister is on menses.

Lucky I got my H88 around to speak in perfect Vietnamese to mama-san. She look touch and brought her sister to me.

Mama-san later give us a room with a TV and the rest is SOP.

I think mama-san is so happy that we got bill 700,000 vnd (S$42)only for 12 cans heineken of beer.

[MIFAcafe]

Day 4
1am

I reach the hotel with my girl and H88.

My gal did not want to sleep and was talking to me in Vietnames.
I took out my iPad and use google translater to talk to her.

Guess what.... my girl want to bring me to her girlfriend birthday party.
I was calculating my chance of getting mob in Vietnam; but I know I am in good hand.

I hold her hand and we headed out the hotel.



Day 4
1:30 am

We are in taxi heading to a hidden area where her friends are waiting. She keep calling and asking the location. This is when my heard say "oh no". Before I can think further; a lady on the roadside stop our taxi and before I know it I am in a small disco room with 10 girls and a few "very well behave" men whom sit quietly.

All the girls are dancing with me including the gal SailSG have on day 2. I bet most of them are KTV girl.

Birthday girl gave me a hug and I pinch her on her butt; my gal saw it and I receive 2 pinch on my thigh.

The party was wild and half way thru I saw mama-san. (my gal's sister)

I dance with both the ladies and drank a lot of Tiger Beers.

Day 4
3:40

We left the party and when back to the room. Mama-san took a cab and went straight home.

My gal and me are kissing and hugging thru the rest of the day.

We spend 6 hours together and only 1+ hours we are asleep as when she see my eye open; she will kiss me straight away.

PS: I receive good BBBJ and HJ.
GFE 10 full point

She left reluctantly ar 10:40am.
Paid her 1,500,000 vnd (S$90) and I got a free Birthday party.

note: for 2 days we cannot communicate at all.

[MIFAcafe]

Day 4
11am

I walk to the Wonton noodle stall alone to have my favorite breakfast.
Within 10 minutes my ride arrive. Scooter.

I joined H88 at his 2nd cafe. The gal whom jumped when she saw my magic the yesterday came to sat with me.

A lot of time I have my hand behind her back. I was drawing circle on her back for like 20 minutes non-stop.



After KC her for almost 2 hours she almost cried when I am about to leave as I told her I am leaving Vietnam today. She thought I will fly off tomorrow and not today without any idea whether I will come back again.

I type on my iPhone "No cry" "Cute and Pretty" "Miss you". I think I manage to melt her heart at that very moment. I gave her a small tip of 50,000 vnd ($3) and left with H88.



We quickly rush back to hotel and packed to leave for airport...

Bye HCM and we shall all miss you...

THE END.......

[Hurricane88]

Originally Posted by MIFAcafe

I type on my iPhone "No cry" "Cute and Pretty" "Miss you". I think I manage to melt her heart at that very moment. I gave her a small tip of 50,000 vnd ($3) and left with H88.

We quickly rush back to hotel and packed to leave for airport...

Bye HCM and we shall all miss you...

THE END.......

really well done and nice story...think those who read will want to try the same experience you and Sail had...

how nice if we can read stories daily and not fighting and quarreling...trouble makers to stay away from this thread...

dun worry you can continue to chat with your sweetheart daily on her FB...just noticed a set of new photos posted...

[devilincarn]

Originally Posted by Hurricane88

dun waste your time if you dun speak Vietnamese tieng viet or dun go with a senior who knew them...the gals cannot understand you...you will be frustrated sitting alone there and wondering why are you wasting time...

what MIFAcafe didn't tell you was the gals knew me and so came chat with me before I intro to him...then only MIFAcafe can showed them his magical kc skills...unless you are him can hold VB attention for 2 hours without speaking tieng viet then you can have fun in local cafe..

most local cafe we frequent dun have menu in english...or no menu at all to order...hehe....

Damn, wad a waste to be unable to experience it. Guess i hafta try harder in polishing my vietnamese.

Oh ya bro H88, just for you to take note, i think M2M hotel has changed to Tuan Phuong Hotel, i may be wrong, maybe u could kindly take a look at it.