Reason to get out of Singapore????? Pls help!!! - Page 3

shenyang · #31 25-04-2007, 05:37 PM

I think all this coy teambuilding etc not so safe, OC just need to call office and thats it ... how about, some brudders here act as your customer and ask u out for golf overseas ... (if u golf), if not maybe praying thingy to Thailand hahaha.

flowerpot · #32 25-04-2007, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by shenyang

I think all this coy teambuilding etc not so safe, OC just need to call office and thats it ... how about, some brudders here act as your customer and ask u out for golf overseas ... (if u golf), if not maybe praying thingy to Thailand hahaha.

good idea.. get help fro brudders here....,

but i dun golf... shit... will take up asap.... heh

SexFreak · #33 25-04-2007, 07:16 PM

My humble suggestion :

Pretend to go for a local job interview with a MNC and 2 weeks later, tell your wife that you need to go for 2nd interview at the MNC's Headquarter lor ......... and followed by 3rd interview. Eventually not interested as not satisfied with the pay package......... Bwahahahaha

Cheers !!!

flowerpot · #34 25-04-2007, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by SexFreak

My humble suggestion :

Pretend to go for a local job interview with a MNC and 2 weeks later, tell your wife that you need to go for 2nd interview at the MNC's Headquarter lor ......... and followed by 3rd interview. Eventually not interested as not satisfied with the pay package......... Bwahahahaha

Cheers !!!

good idea!!!

but can only use 1-2 times only.... haha... any long term suggestion?

SexFreak · #35 25-04-2007, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by flowerpot

but can only use 1-2 times only.... haha... any long term suggestion?

Got ......... Go for regional job lor ......... 3/4 of your times would be outstation .........

Cheers !!!

no_faith · #36 25-04-2007, 08:03 PM

bro, dun get too sexcited. dun forget u still got OC de lah

shenyang · #37 27-04-2007, 01:03 PM

Ultimately, don hv reason where she can check tih your colleagues, else, she call, and they say u on leave liao, and then even your colleagues will be wondering what u doing lying to wife about overseas trip ...

Glen2712 · #38 27-04-2007, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by SexFreak

Got ......... Go for regional job lor ......... 3/4 of your times would be outstation .........

Cheers !!!

That's a feasible option

sugardad · #39 27-04-2007, 02:38 PM

I am always using this strategy,

I have got customers in Batam, so after a few visits, my wife requested to come along because of what the newspaper were saying, actually I am there for serious business and never stay overnight unless its necessary.

Got a bit piss by my wife request so on the next trip, I told my driver to bring us to eatery at the worst hygiene one can imagine, goto toilet without flushing system, tell my customer to make me wake as long as possible to start the meeting and rush like mad to return to sg via the last ferry. After that she vow never to travel to Batam with me.

I don't need to give reason to my business trip I repeat the same for thailand , Jarakata, Vietnam and all parts of malaysia untill she realised that I only go there for work no for fun

. Stay in 2 star or 3 star hotel , tell her peak season so cannot get better hotel.

The other time, was in Hanoi for 2day 2 night, arrive Hanoi at 11pm, check into a USD10 budget hotel, makan by the road side then sleep already, In the room , we can even hear my neighbour snooring. Then next morning, wake her up at 6.30 cos supplier pick me up at 7.30am so told them to eat local food...food is good but she was complaining cos the stool is low , is like squating by the roadside while we eat. Then see customer, rush , wait, rush wait, rush wait till dinner and the dinner session is bloody long, told is very inpolite not to eat the food that was ordered. Dinner lasted till 10pm , went back to hotel, and she was all shack out and I manage to sneak out to meet my GF for 1 hour then rush back to hotel. Wife ask me why so early and the truth is Joint in Hanoi close at 12midnite. So complain complain until we touch down sg the next day. Again Vow never to go with me anymore.

For malaysia, better still, I always do day trip, imagine this, wake 6am in the morning, arrive KL by 11.30 strave her till lunch with customer, drag and drag till 2pm then go for lunch, eat at a super hot coffe shop then rush back to sg, get yourself stuck in traffic jam at the causeway back to sg. So time yourself on return trip. Tell her will only stay overnight if necessary cos got work in sg to clear. But work time no play time.

Of course the client don't have to be a client, it can be your friend.

Slowly stretch from 2 day to 3 day to 4 day max. Never go beyond that but once awhile she will pop the question that she wants to tag along at the very last minute and never turn her down so never confirm with girlfriend until you are in the airport. Not a good idea to goto retreats like Bali or Phuket, better to stick to capital city. Use only cash and avoid credit card. Unless its business class hotel.

Remember to attent local exhibition to collect brochure of foreign company of the country you intent to visit, then write a brief business development report on it, leave on the writting desk at home for her to sees it also after a few trip to the same country, remember to write a feasibility report for her eyes only. But must promise her that once a while to bring her there if there is further future business development. Will not happen overnight but need time to do that. Always remember while you are having fun, try to attent local exhibition hosted there too collect business card and brochure..... at least something to show for then also discuss the business possibility with your boss....like hinting its an unofficial visit you are making but if can claim a bit of allownace is still better then nothing. Don't only work your small brain , big brain must work too la.

Can PM me your trade then maybe can give you better strategy.

flowerpot · #40 28-04-2007, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sugardad

I am always using this strategy,

I have got customers in Batam, so after a few visits, my wife requested to come along because of what the newspaper were saying, actually I am there for serious business and never stay overnight unless its necessary.

Got a bit piss by my wife request so on the next trip, I told my driver to bring us to eatery at the worst hygiene one can imagine, goto toilet without flushing system, tell my customer to make me wake as long as possible to start the meeting and rush like mad to return to sg via the last ferry. After that she vow never to travel to Batam with me.

I don't need to give reason to my business trip I repeat the same for thailand , Jarakata, Vietnam and all parts of malaysia untill she realised that I only go there for work no for fun

. Stay in 2 star or 3 star hotel , tell her peak season so cannot get better hotel.

The other time, was in Hanoi for 2day 2 night, arrive Hanoi at 11pm, check into a USD10 budget hotel, makan by the road side then sleep already, In the room , we can even hear my neighbour snooring. Then next morning, wake her up at 6.30 cos supplier pick me up at 7.30am so told them to eat local food...food is good but she was complaining cos the stool is low , is like squating by the roadside while we eat. Then see customer, rush , wait, rush wait, rush wait till dinner and the dinner session is bloody long, told is very inpolite not to eat the food that was ordered. Dinner lasted till 10pm , went back to hotel, and she was all shack out and I manage to sneak out to meet my GF for 1 hour then rush back to hotel. Wife ask me why so early and the truth is Joint in Hanoi close at 12midnite. So complain complain until we touch down sg the next day. Again Vow never to go with me anymore.

For malaysia, better still, I always do day trip, imagine this, wake 6am in the morning, arrive KL by 11.30 strave her till lunch with customer, drag and drag till 2pm then go for lunch, eat at a super hot coffe shop then rush back to sg, get yourself stuck in traffic jam at the causeway back to sg. So time yourself on return trip. Tell her will only stay overnight if necessary cos got work in sg to clear. But work time no play time.

Of course the client don't have to be a client, it can be your friend.

Slowly stretch from 2 day to 3 day to 4 day max. Never go beyond that but once awhile she will pop the question that she wants to tag along at the very last minute and never turn her down so never confirm with girlfriend until you are in the airport. Not a good idea to goto retreats like Bali or Phuket, better to stick to capital city. Use only cash and avoid credit card. Unless its business class hotel.

Remember to attent local exhibition to collect brochure of foreign company of the country you intent to visit, then write a brief business development report on it, leave on the writting desk at home for her to sees it also after a few trip to the same country, remember to write a feasibility report for her eyes only. But must promise her that once a while to bring her there if there is further future business development. Will not happen overnight but need time to do that. Always remember while you are having fun, try to attent local exhibition hosted there too collect business card and brochure..... at least something to show for then also discuss the business possibility with your boss....like hinting its an unofficial visit you are making but if can claim a bit of allownace is still better then nothing. Don't only work your small brain , big brain must work too la.

Can PM me your trade then maybe can give you better strategy.

bro... u have got PM... heh
waiting for your great ideas....

dominion · #41 28-04-2007, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by sugardad

I am always using this strategy,

wow... years of exp come out wan...
careful later the girls come to know this strategy

Chinapuss · #42 29-04-2007, 02:32 AM

Honesty is de best policy...juz tell ur wife tat u need some space by urself to de stress from workin in a rat race environment eg. goin overseas on short trips...remember girlfrienz/affairs can alwayz come and go but wife/family usually are de ones tat care you most