No money for bonk, alternatives.... - Page 2

yanki1 · #16 07-10-2005, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by chickenzip

bro...better still if u have more cash, invest in those massage oil that u can buy in the sex shop...wah get warm when u rub on...more shiok arh! but more costly lah...

wow wow wow very experience there. thanks for sharing. will go buy one. he he

singexpat · #17 07-10-2005, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by chickenzip

bro...better still if u have more cash, invest in those massage oil that u can buy in the sex shop...wah get warm when u rub on...more shiok arh! but more costly lah...

y waste money...

go n get a big piece of AMERICAN PIE...
confirm warm warm shiok shiok too..

lolanto · #18 07-10-2005, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by JT

Do not anyhow zap lah!! Some nick purposely post rubbish so bros here will zap!! Later Nick will KPKB to BOSS!! Boss being so generous will double the points that was lost thru zapping....Bingo hoseiliao..

Bro JT, lidat oso can ah?

then i also keh keh go KPKB liao.........

bloke · #19 07-10-2005, 01:07 PM

Try use sotong...

chickenzip · #20 07-10-2005, 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by singexpat

y waste money...

go n get a big piece of AMERICAN PIE...
confirm warm warm shiok shiok too..

ya man...dip into the warm warm pie and have the char bo to lick our meat...more shiok!!

newyorker88 · #21 07-10-2005, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by chickenzip

ya man...dip into the warm warm pie and have the char bo to lick our meat...more shiok!!

Why not ask him to buy a sotong, and cut the head off, the fisherman method when they are out in the sea

Anyway, i agree with most other brothers here. Think of your finances before thinking about bonk. You metion about bonking OC only this month. Friend, you got a OC to feed, and no cash liao. So best is to stick to OC for the time being.

Also, when it comes to being pennliess, best is to keep a low profile b4 OC caught you outside. Lots of trouble later

Good DAy

singexpat · #22 07-10-2005, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by newyorker88

Why not ask him to buy a sotong, and cut the head off, the fisherman method when they are out in the sea

good suggestion bro!!

but should heat up e sotong first cos warm one more shiok..

Teatree · #23 07-10-2005, 02:41 PM

Tiger Beer
You can flirt with your office gals. Maybe get one or two free bonk. Follow up with a FR and we will up your pts.

kellogs · #24 07-10-2005, 02:50 PM

wake up early and goto your nearby wet market.

Make sure you select the fresh sotong, unplug the head and you are ready to go.

After using it, you could deep fried the sotong with extra protein as calamari.

Btw i do not do that ;-)

ChuiTaLan · #25 07-10-2005, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by singexpat

good suggestion bro!!

but should heat up e sotong first cos warm one more shiok..

Wahahah...I like this the best, with the warm feeling...hahaha
some new idea man....but i wont do it though

chickenzip · #26 07-10-2005, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ChuiTaLan

Wahahah...I like this the best, with the warm feeling...hahaha some new idea man....but i wont do it though

haha...just in case if u want...better put on a CD...and dun forget to buy some Tiger Beer for the sotong later...they match well.

ChuiTaLan · #27 07-10-2005, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by chickenzip

haha...just in case if u want...better put on a CD...and dun forget to buy some Tiger Beer for the sotong later...they match well.

hmmm.....that combo seems nice...jus that i never really like beer...at least not tiger (no puns intented) prefer others like Carlsb*** or something with very fine gas bubbles.......

But then again, i still wont do it

y go for a sotong when u have ur CO?

chickenzip · #28 07-10-2005, 04:06 PM

ohh...no lah...sotong is definitely a no no for me...too high Cholesterol.

i'm juz suggesting some better ways for those who wan to try it.

Tiger Beer · #29 07-10-2005, 04:12 PM

Sorry didn't know so many brudders here get offended by the topic.

Some gimme good suggestions, tho'.

Maybe I should phrase it this way :

"When you are low in vit M, what alternatives do you have to find bonk?" It is suppose to be fun sharing, because I am sure everybody will some point of time face some cash flow problem.

I am new here so don't deduct me hor.

Cheers!

Castrol · #30 07-10-2005, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Tiger Beer

"When you are low in vit M, what alternatives do you have to find bonk?" It is suppose to be fun sharing, because I am sure everybody will some point of time face some cash flow problem.
!

when i low on $, i will go to coffeeshop, open 2 bottles (tiger of course), and sian the tiger promo lady... never managed to bonk one but at least she top up the ice cubes more often la...