Collection of "Robert" or "Carrot Head" stories

In this world, normally u will gain 'some' and lose 'some', it depend on which 'some' is heavier.
But it seen very common that ppl then to blow up the fig.
Just like in gambling, they always say they lose a lot even when only little.
When win money they just say. 'Win a little nia'

[Lowell]

wonder if this makes me a robert.

Time spent: 8 months.
Money spent on liquor: God knows..but i drink it all anyway.
Money spent on lady's drinks: about 10-20 bucks a night.
Money given: maybe about $1000?
Items bought: one handphone and one watch.

And what do i have to show for it?

Absolutely nothing.

Yeah, I answered my own question. I'm a Robert.

Damn it.

[tickhel]

me , another carrot head! she is a student in uni in thai , know her throw freind, go with her , totally about 3yr , at the 1st yr , nothing much going on, just fly over there see her , when back , those balance thai bath , give to her.... after 1 yr, she start asking money for sch fee, every month about S$350, around 2 yr , then just find out , over there , she got other boy together with her........

Basically, i totally spent money on her (S$350*24month=8400)+(cash to her about S$3000++ in 3yr time )+(some gold , wacth.....around S$1500)
and a lot small small thing never count in..........hm.......quiet a big amount!!!!!!

[Randi_Candi]

Robert or not robert?
Its in the heart n mind.......when u r doing it, the sweetness of tat lovey dovey sensation overcums the logical conceptualisation normally sound.
When its sour, fingers point.......

If u r going after a local normal gal, u dote on here, splash lavishly on the food, presents, just to get into the mood to impress the gal hoping to score - either to get her into the church or to get her onto the bed........
If u jus can't ace tat last step, do u look back n smile knowing u had tried ur best 2 woo her? or do u spit n condem her??

Jus my thots out aloud

Westlife - Fools Again
Baby i know the story
I+ve seen th picture
it+s written all over your face
Tell me, what+s the secret
That you've been hiding
and who+s gonna take my place

I should+ve seen it comin+
I should+ve read the signs
Anyway, I guess it+s over

Can+t believe that I+m the fool again
I thought this love would never end
How was I to know
You never told me
Can+t believe that I+m the fool again
And i who thought you were my friend
How was I to know, you never told me

Baby, you should+ve called me
When you were lonely
When you needed me to be there

Sadly, you never gave me
To many chances
To show you how much I care

I should+ve seen it comin+
I should+ve read the signs
Anyway, I guess it+s over

Can+t believe that I+m the fool again
I thought this love would never end
How was I to know

You never told me
Can+t believe that I+m the fool again
And i who thought you were my friend
How was I to know, you never told me

About the pain and the tears
ohooooo, if i could I would
Turn back the time

oh yeah...

I Should+ve seen it comin+
I should+ve read the signs
Anyway, I guess it+s over

Can+t believe that I+m the fool again
I thought this love would never end
How was I to know
You never told me
Can+t believe that I+m the fool again
And i who thought you were my friend
How was I to know, you never told me

Can+t believe that I+m the fool again
I thought this love would never end
How was I to know
You never told me
Can+t believe that I+m the fool again
And i who thought you were my friend
How was I to know, you never told me

[PegasusBoy]

Originally Posted by tickhel

me , another carrot head! she is a student in uni in thai , know her throw freind, go with her , totally about 3yr , at the 1st yr , nothing much going on, just fly over there see her , when back , those balance thai bath , give to her.... after 1 yr, she start asking money for sch fee, every month about S$350, around 2 yr , then just find out , over there , she got other boy together with her........

Basically, i totally spent money on her (S$350*24month=8400)+(cash to her about S$3000++ in 3yr time )+(some gold , wacth.....around S$1500)
and a lot small small thing never count in..........hm.......quiet a big amount!!!!!!

I never know thai gals also ka chai tau

[Randi_Candi]

Originally Posted by PegasusBoy

I never know thai gals also ka chai tau

Actually all humanity has a tendency 2 go for short term gains
Its jus how u weigh the pain n gain or the happiness derived at the expenses of others.......

I know of a gal in BKK who does not ka my chai tao but she is a v brite n sensible gal who knows wat she wants......uni student too but a true blue fren whenever i m there

Originally Posted by singkaposex

In this world, normally u will gain 'some' and lose 'some', it depend on which 'some' is heavier.
But it seen very common that ppl then to blow up the fig.
Just like in gambling, they always say they lose a lot even when only little.
When win money they just say. 'Win a little nia'

No problem one brother, no pain no gain mah ? so ? it just that in the event, your heart is the one who pain and your dick is the one who gain.

[foolish_]

Originally Posted by Randi_Candi

If u r going after a local normal gal, u dote on here, splash lavishly on the food, presents, just to get into the mood to impress the gal hoping to score - either to get her into the church or to get her onto the bed........
If u jus can't ace tat last step, do u look back n smile knowing u had tried ur best 2 woo her? or do u spit n condem her??

Jus my thots out aloud

Interesting thots........hmm

I guess if she was taking advantage of me by making me lavish money on her w/o ever thinking of going into the church or to bed with me, I think I will spit n condemn her because she has taken me for a 'Robert'. Lucky I am just FOOLISH_ and not ROBERT.

[warresg]

Originally Posted by foolish_

.....Lucky I am just FOOLISH_ and not ROBERT.

you all liddat say robertking good meh

[Randi_Candi]

Originally Posted by foolish_

Interesting thots........hmm

I guess if she was taking advantage of me by making me lavish money on her w/o ever thinking of going into the church or to bed with me, I think I will spit n condemn her because she has taken me for a 'Robert'. Lucky I am just FOOLISH_ and not ROBERT.

Haha.....wat can I say?
U r the most unique "fool" I ever saw n met in my whole life

[sbfpolis]

Originally Posted by Randi_Candi

Robert or not robert?
Its in the heart n mind.......when u r doing it, the sweetness of tat lovey dovey sensation overcums the logical conceptualisation normally sound.
When its sour, fingers point.......

If u r going after a local normal gal, u dote on here, splash lavishly on the food, presents, just to get into the mood to impress the gal hoping to score - either to get her into the church or to get her onto the bed........
If u jus can't ace tat last step, do u look back n smile knowing u had tried ur best 2 woo her? or do u spit n condem her??

Jus my thots out aloud

Very well said bro. especially the words in bold.

[noname123]

Originally Posted by sbfpolis

Very well said bro. especially the words in bold.

DOUBLE DOUBLE HEAD snake.....

[jon2000sg]

Originally Posted by Lowell

wonder if this makes me a robert.

Time spent: 8 months.
Money spent on liquor: God knows..but i drink it all anyway.
Money spent on lady's drinks: about 10-20 bucks a night.
Money given: maybe about $1000?
Items bought: one handphone and one watch.

And what do i have to show for it?

Absolutely nothing.

Yeah, I answered my own question. I'm a Robert.

Damn it.

Dr Robert
listen to the song in the Beatles 'Revolver'

[jon2000sg]

Originally Posted by Randi_Candi

Wait til u hear the story of a guy who gave nearly SGD60k in cash, excluding perks of phones, jewelry etc
Only 2 realise tat the gal was keeping a boy-toy back home after the phone bills came.........
Dunno if the gal pull another stunt 2 cover tis blooper though

better stop giving $$$ after girl asks for $$$ more than 3 times