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One night in Shanghai ...........
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Tell them that all children from "professor's sperms" are guaranteed to be super intelligent (like yourself) with PhDs |
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Re: One night in Shanghai ...........
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paiseh-paiseh |
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"Professor's sperms" for sale
I was just wondering what price are you prepared to sell your sperms ? How much per cc ?
Want to appoint me as your agent ? I charge 50% commission |
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Re: Johor Baru Before & After Dark
Dickinchic,
Nice FR, make me want to go there siah
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Shanghai FRs ............
For more FRs on Shanghai, please refer to :-
http://forum.sammyboy.com/showthread...=2179&page=467 ( 467 pages long ! ) |
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Re: Johor Baru Before & After Dark
bro KTL,
in the KTV, i was half dead after all the alcohol i consumed. somemore i was sharing room with my "decent" colleague, can;t really do anything!! as for the MP, i am a bit shy to ask as the place look kinda "high class". i was hoping that masseur can make the first move or drop the hint but she didn't! but thinking back, i do not have any money with me (my stuff in the locker), so even if the masseur wanna do free-lance also can not lah....unless she see my leng-cai wanna do it for free....errr...fat hope loh... Bro Prof....yup i think it is Turkish and not turkey..paiseh! but it is not "bath" woh, it is Turkish massage, use mud one. i saw the poster outside that turkish massage room, the people are covered in mud during the massage! and to all you hamsap bros, dont tell me when you are in overseas hotel (alone) and after watching all the paid porn video, you wont PCC?? who are you trying to fool lah.... at least i'm honest enough to admit that it is my "ritual" to PCC in every oversea hotel room i ever check in with or without the porn video hahaha...
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Re: Johor Baru Before & After Dark
Most time if me alone and single occupant in both local n overseas hotel, sure got call from "mysterious" person leh. u dun hv meh??? So most time no need PCC lor.
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Re: Johor Baru Before & After Dark
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One word of advise: when staying over in a hotel, one does not know what whether the room is haunted or not.....if a female ghost were to observe your PCCing...hehehe...she may want to participate loh... so far I havenot learned of an English word that describes " having sex with a ghost" |
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PCC in overseas hotel rooms ...........
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kekkekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekekeke....... ...... P.S. When are you free to drink kopi 'O' with me ? Please PM to me with your H/p no |
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Female ghost / spirit also need sex with men ........
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Read the following article and you will know that female ghost/spirit also need love and sex from men ................ Report from The STAR dated Saturday 10 March 2007:- Farmer holds 'wedding' to appease female spirit LIFE has not been the same for a farmer who found an urn in Muar, Johor, some 20 years ago. Since then, the farmer, identified as Loo, 44, has been haunted by a female spirit, which was believed to have come from the urn, reported China Press. The daily reported that the spirit, known as Chew Shi Feng, met Loo at night. Nanyang Siang Pau reported that Loo's situation became worse recently when he was about to wed a Vietnamese woman. His intention was believed to have upset Chew who felt she should be given “first wife” status. A two-hour "wedding" was then held with more than 300 relatives and friends attending the event. Even a drizzle failed to disperse the crowd as Loo's friends burnt paper paraphernalia like a house and jewellery by the roadside. A makeshift hut made of canvas was built at the site for the spirit "bride" to put on her "make-up." The bridegroom then went into the house for a few minutes’ talk before driving home with a stone tablet bearing his "wife's" name. --- KatoeyNewsNetwork Last edited by KatoeyLover69; 10-03-2007 at 03:39 PM. |
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Delete double postings ..........
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39 detained in JB dangdut raid
Report from The New Straits Times dated Monday 12 March 2007:-
39 detained in JB dangdut raid PUTRAJAYA : The restaurant looked innocent enough from the outside. But at the back of the premises was a pleasure den for Indonesian illegal migrants, who came each night for dangdut and snooker. The Immigration Department raided Restoran Waja and Pusat Snooker Waja in Taman Pandan, Johor Baru, yesterday, sweeping up 38 illegals and arresting the Indonesian owner of the joint who is also a Malaysian permanent residence holder. Immigration enforcement head Datuk Ishak Mohamed said city and town councils should exercise more caution when issuing business licenses to foreigners and PR holders. "There’s nothing wrong with PR holders owning a business here but the local authorities should monitor closely to ensure they are not providing a hangout for illegal immigrants," Ishak said. The raid was conducted from midnight to 3am by a team of 20 officers from the department in Johor Baru. Immigration officers moved in on the premises following a tip-off and public complaints about the din from the snooker parlour and loud dangdut music which irritated neighbours from midnight to 6am daily. Of the 38 patrons arrested, 10 had no documents while the rest had overstayed their social visit passes. They were all adults of whom 24 were men and 14 women. Ishak said the department would recommend to the city council that it revoke the business licence of the Indonesian owner. In Johor Baru, City Council spokesman Lokeman Sulaiman said there were thousands of business premises here and the authority has only about 100 enforcement officers to do checks. He also said before year-end, the council would do routine checks on the premises before the licence holders could renew their licences. Besides that, the enforcement officers also do random checks based on public tip-offs. "But there is simply too many shoplots here. "How do you expect us to monitor every single one with only 100 enforcement officers?" he asked when commenting on the raid carried out by the Immigration Department early yesterday morning. --- KatoeyNewsNetwork |
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Flashing red light on JB vice
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JB Samsters pleased be warned that MPBJ / MPJBT / Jabatan Agama are now conducting at least 3 raids per week on HC / MP in JB District. For details, please refer to the article below : Report from The New Straits Times dated Thursday 15 March 2007 :- Flashing red light on JB vice JOHOR BARU : It will take some doing, but authorities here are hell-bent on ridding the city of vice activities. They have started with Jalan Wong Ah Fook, which is a favourite haunt of Singaporeans looking for sleazy entertainment. The street is famous for its budget hotels which are used by prostitutes to service clients and hair salons which cater strictly to male customers. Jalan Wong Ah Fook and surrounding areas have just undergone a RM7.6 million facelift. The streets have been widened, the Segget River has been covered and beautification projects have been put in place. Closed-circuit television cameras have been installed on certain stretches of the road to ensure safety of tourists and locals. There is a covered pedestrian walk along the pre-war buildings called the "Segget Walk". Behind those buildings is the "Meldrum Boulevard", which has restaurants and cafes. But despite all this, the authorities are still trying to rid the street of its "red-light district" status. "It’s a long battle, but we are making progress," said the city council public relations officer Lokman Sulaiman. "Currently, there are at least three raids conducted by various government agencies a week." The problem the council is facing is that they cannot revoke the operating licence of these places as the owners are not breaking the law. "It is the individuals who use these premises. The owner is not going to chase them away for renting a room," he said. But the council and police are undeterred. "We will make it difficult for these people. We will continue with the clean-up operations. The second phase of the state government’s beautification programme of the city centre is scheduled to start soon and Jalan Wong Ah Fook has been targeted again. "The second phase will see more beautifying and upgrading projects, with more facilities being built for city folk," Lokman said. It will extend from Jalan Wong Ah Fook to the Tropical Inn in Jalan Gereja, a stretch which covers almost five kilometres. "Funds for the project have been approved under the Ninth Malaysian Plan," he added. --- KatoeyNewsNetwork |
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Hot dogs bust JB's DVD/VCD pirates
Report from The New Straits Times dated Wednesday 21 March 2007 :-
Hot dogs bust JB's DVD/VCD pirates JOHOR BARU: Two dogs used their noses to make the biggest pirated optical discs bust of the year on their very first official assignment in Malaysia. Lucky and Flo sniffed out RM10 million in fake optical discs at a shopping complex here yesterday. The outing was a resounding endorsement of the decision to bring the Labrador Retrievers here from Northern Ireland to put pirated optical disc operators out of business. It saw the Domestic Trade and Consumer Affairs Ministry making a RM10 million haul in fake discs meant for export to Singapore, Britain, Hong Kong and Japan. The dogs smelt something amiss the minute they were brought into the car park of the Holiday Plaza which had been under surveillance for two months. Seconds later, the first canines in the world trained to sniff out optical discs in hidden compartments or shipments, started chasing a car being driven out of the parking lot. And they were spot on — officers found thousands of pirated DVDs and VCDs in the boot ready for shipment out of the country. The driver and his passenger then led the raiding party to 11 shoplots on three floors of the building where the full extent of the syndicate’s operations was uncovered. Johor enforcement chief Fahmi Kassim said the bust had revealed a full-fledged operation where a syndicate took orders, manufactured, packaged and exported pirated discs. Describing the operation codenamed "Ops Eagle" as one aimed at putting the key operators out of business, he said the time spent monitoring the syndicate had paid off. He said the syndicate was so active worldwide that orders kept pouring in over the computer and fax machines even as the raid was under way. Fahmi, who led a 30-man enforcement team seized more than one million discs, 20 computers, 12 CD burners and fax machines. "It was an elaborate set-up, probably one of the biggest syndicates operating in the country," he said. The syndicate had six storage centres located on three floors. Investigations also showed that the syndicate could produce at least 5,000 discs a day. The officers are now trying to ascertain the daily trading volume. The ministry brought in the dogs with the assistance of the Motion Picture Association (MPA). They are being put up at the six-star Animal Hotel in Sepang. --- KatoeyNewsNetwork Report from The STAR dated Wednesday 21 March 2007 :- Dogs sniff out RM10mil in discs JOHOR BARU : Compact disc-sniffing dogs Lucky and Flo, who had been flown into Malaysia just a week ago, scored their first major success yesterday when they led enforcement officers to a cache of one million pirated optical discs worth RM10mil. The discs were seized in a raid on an office tower block by state Domestic Trade and Consumer Affairs Ministry enforcement officers. Enforcement director Fahmi Kassim said six men, aged between 20 and 30, were detained during the 12pm raid. One of them is a Vietnamese. This is the first raid in which the dogs were used and they sniffed out the polycarbonate used in making the discs, said Neil Gane, an official of the Motion Picture Association. “Lucky and Flo were able to sniff under the doors – all the doors were locked and many of them had metal grilles,” Gane told Reuters. “If the dogs smelt polycarbonate, they would sit down and the officials would then force open the doors.” Fahmi said two of the suspects tried to flee in separate cars but were caught. “We detained three other suspects in the office of the syndicate while another was detained at the ground floor,” he said. “The sixth to the 10th floor of the tower block was used to store the pirated VCDs and DVDs. “We also seized 12 computers used to recopy or ‘burn’ the discs,” he said, adding that most of the discs were for video games. It is believed that the discs are meant for export to neighbouring countries. Fahmi said his officers discovered the hidden compartments after noticing something odd about the racks in the rooms. “After destroying the racks, we discovered a big room filled with the pirated discs. “We have not ruled out the possibility of a foreign syndicate,” he said. --- KatoeyNewsNetwork |
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