Wife & Sex - going through the motion

[Shadow_warrior]

Thinking of how we are not getting it from our wives

imagine our club went out to find girls like this,

wouldnt that be therapy and lessen some of that feeling of rejection?

[Shadow_warrior]

Originally Posted by Hondafreak99

Ur FB didn't 1 2 share maybe cos something bad happened? Hmmm, I was looking 4 strap-on harness, since old one wasn't good quality.

Was looking at web page then partner whatsapp me asked wat Was I doing, told her looking 4 sex toy. She disturbed me say so horny, she can buy it as my X'mas present. Told her it's 2 b used on her. Then she said go buy, ask wat kind, how much, she will pay instead.
The feeling is like striking 4D

Girls can do 69, breast against back massage..etc

Advice to bros, b careful of Pinay hot chick, they r capable to black magic. I Kenna frm e 1 I Tao Chiak w last time. Lucky I still can pick my old rs back.

thanks...that sounds kinky stuff.... heh heh...

[btclow]

a lot of bros are still better off than me.. we both in our mid 30s and have 2 kids. for the start making love is still enjoyable and so call normal but recent years after my wife took medication for OCD, making love is simply like a job to me, pull down the short, capped it and make love, cum and done...N more frustrated is when we making love, she can play with the iPhone game while we making out and she mentioned that making love to her is like kena rape... try to talk to her but no avail.. all she said is becos of the medication bahbahbah.. sigh.. anyway sometimes we have to give and take.. so call the bro who said so... no fish prawn also good... but still hope that our sex life can improve....

[Bryan747]

For a start, my wife have lots of bf previously.. if not mistaken I'm the 7th before she settled down..
Last time during our courtship, she like sex... Like 1 week 4-5 of sex... But now after married..
I need PCC only.. no sex.. after hard begging she allow but I'm like fucking dead fish..
I'm surprised that so many bro are facing similar stuff here.
now after 3 years I eat outside >> at home
I'd tried numerous stuff to try bring back spark in our sex life.. even buy sex toys, luxury lingerie (Agent Provocateur, Victoria Secret n etc..) but not appreciated at all... I got nothing in return.. also have the feel to just walk away...

[Xgenre]

Originally Posted by btclow

after my wife took medication for OCD, making love is simply like a job to me, pull down the short, capped it and make love, cum and done...N more frustrated is when we making love, she can play with the iPhone game while we making out and she mentioned that making love to her is like kena rape

Playing iphone during sex is bad. Hope she isn't playing Angry Bird. Jokes aside, what are the side-effects of the OCD medicine? How does it affect her and the love making?

[btclow]

Originally Posted by Xgenre

Playing iphone during sex is bad. Hope she isn't playing Angry Bird. Jokes aside, what are the side-effects of the OCD medicine? How does it affect her and the love making?

other than taking medication for OCD, she also taking medication for insomnia that make thing worse.. lol she no longer play angrybird. .other games lah...

really hope something can work out and regain our sex life... back to normal will do...sigh

sometimes while we making love, my wife would said that i am a "sex manic"... really sad to hear that but LPPL. ..

[Shadow_warrior]

Lighten up the mood

To My Dearest Wife,

During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn't succeed more often:

We will wake the kids - 54 times

It's too late - 15 times

I'm too tired - 42 times

It's too early - 12 times

It's too hot - 18 times

Pretending to be asleep - 31 times

The neighbors will hear - 9 times

Headache or backache - 26 times

Sunburn - 10 times

Your mother will hear us - 9 times

Not in the mood - 21 times

Watching the late show - 17 times

Too sore - 26 times

New hairdo - 6 times

Wrong time of the month - 14 times

You had to go to the bathroom - 19 times

Of the 36 times that I DID succeed, the result was not always satisfying because 6 times you just laid there, 8 times you reminded me that there was a crack in the ceiling, 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with, 7 times I had to wake you up to tell you I was finished, and once I was afraid that I had hurt you because you started thrashing around and breathing heavy. Let's try to improve this, shall we??

Love, Your Hubby

*************** *******

To My Dearest Husband,

I think things are a little confused. Here are the REAL reasons you didn't get more than you did this past year:

Came home drunk and tried to screw the cat - 23 times

Did not come home at all - 36 times

Did not come - 21 times

Came too soon - 38 times

Went soft before you got it in - 19 times

Cramps in your leg - 16 times

Working too late - 33 times

You had a rash, probably from a toilet seat - 29 times

Caught yourself in your zipper - 15 times

You had a cold and your nose kept running - 21 times

You had burned your tongue on hot coffee - 9 times

You had a splinter in your finger - 11 times

You lost the notion after thinking about it - 42 times

Came in your pajamas after reading a dirty book - 16 times

The reason I laid still was because you had missed me and were screwing the sheet. You seemed to be having a good time and I didn't want to move and spoil it for you. I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling.

What I said was, "Would you like me on my back or kneeling?" The time I was thrashing around and gasping was when you farted and I was fighting for air. Maybe you can work on your "shortcomings?"

Love, Your Wife

[analog]

Originally Posted by asdfghjkl

how to leave after married?

Bro:

Consult the following:
http://app.subcourts.gov.sg/family/faq.aspx?pageid=3688
http://www.godwincampos.com.sg/SpeSer_Divorce_01.html
http://www.divorce.com.sg/page2.html

From the third link:
"The most commonly used reason is unreasonable behaviour, which encompass behaviour such as violence, gambling, intimate association with third parties, insufficient payment of maintenance, the use of vulgarities or abusive language, or even reluctance to engage in sexual intercourse without valid reason."

Did you notice the last issue? "Reluctance to engage in sexual intercourse without a valid reason".

Go see the lawyers, fill in the papers and have them submitted to your wife.

Bro, do it, get it done and over with and get on with your life. You have no kids, its clean. DO NOT have kids with this woman, you'll me more miserable than you are now.

Cheers,
jim

[analog]

Originally Posted by Bryan747

For a start, my wife have lots of bf previously.. if not mistaken I'm the 7th before she settled down..
Last time during our courtship, she like sex... Like 1 week 4-5 of sex... But now after married..
I need PCC only.. no sex.. after hard begging she allow but I'm like fucking dead fish..
I'm surprised that so many bro are facing similar stuff here.
now after 3 years I eat outside >> at home
I'd tried numerous stuff to try bring back spark in our sex life.. even buy sex toys, luxury lingerie (Agent Provocateur, Victoria Secret n etc..) but not appreciated at all... I got nothing in return.. also have the feel to just walk away...

Bro:

if you have no kids, walk. I'm serious DO NOT grow old with this woman, get our while you can.

Cheers,
jim

[deathnitez]

Originally Posted by Bryan747

For a start, my wife have lots of bf previously.. if not mistaken I'm the 7th before she settled down..
Last time during our courtship, she like sex... Like 1 week 4-5 of sex... But now after married..
I need PCC only.. no sex.. after hard begging she allow but I'm like fucking dead fish..
I'm surprised that so many bro are facing similar stuff here.
now after 3 years I eat outside >> at home
I'd tried numerous stuff to try bring back spark in our sex life.. even buy sex toys, luxury lingerie (Agent Provocateur, Victoria Secret n etc..) but not appreciated at all... I got nothing in return.. also have the feel to just walk away...

Actually I feel is no point being a total good boy i mean eating outside is fine sometimes it does help you "settle down". But if is really so boring then divorce i mean what the point of clinging on to something which you feel is getting stale... to be honest i am not sure about it but I am feel if you got kids be responsible if not be responsible to yourself. The wound will only grow wider. I learn from it and I know.... I think this is how most singaporean girls are brought up??

[Bryan747]

Originally Posted by deathnitez

Actually I feel is no point being a total good boy i mean eating outside is fine sometimes it does help you "settle down". But if is really so boring then divorce i mean what the point of clinging on to something which you feel is getting stale... to be honest i am not sure about it but I am feel if you got kids be responsible if not be responsible to yourself. The wound will only grow wider. I learn from it and I know.... I think this is how most singaporean girls are brought up??

Bro, I think it is too late for me... Have kids as well..
I love my kids.. But I don't know how to love my wife anymore...

[tantan1234]

I were reading thro these, realised so many ppl kana these stuff.

I worst.

Married 3 yrs. WIth kid

Have no sex,
she does not assist me when i am financially down, (borrowed money kana fucked by her)
she does not do housework,
she does not care for me,
she does not listen to me,
when she take care of kid, she do more she cao beh.

which brings me to tink:

no sex, no care, can't do housework, not good at taking care of kids, can't help me financially...


then she come here for wat? i married her for wat?
at times i feel like she is a friend living with me

[deathnitez]

Bro yeah if got kid gonna be responsible try to talk things out with your wife. sorry as i dont have any kids so maybe try to make things interesting between you and your wife but sorry i doubt i can help much as i have not reach the stage of having any kids. For me and my wife I am still testing our marriage so it will most likely be a long time before we have kids. Make the right choice bro good luck man. cheers

[waitawhile]

Originally Posted by tantan1234

I were reading thro these, realised so many ppl kana these stuff.

I worst.

Married 3 yrs. WIth kid

Have no sex,
she does not assist me when i am financially down, (borrowed money kana fucked by her)
she does not do housework,
she does not care for me,
she does not listen to me,
when she take care of kid, she do more she cao beh.

which brings me to tink:

no sex, no care, can't do housework, not good at taking care of kids, can't help me financially...


then she come here for wat? i married her for wat?
at times i feel like she is a friend living with me

Why did you marry her in the first place? 难道爱情真的让人冲昏了头？

[ch1818]

Originally Posted by tantan1234

I were reading thro these, realised so many ppl kana these stuff.

I worst.

Married 3 yrs. WIth kid

Have no sex,
she does not assist me when i am financially down, (borrowed money kana fucked by her)
she does not do housework,
she does not care for me,
she does not listen to me,
when she take care of kid, she do more she cao beh.

which brings me to tink:

no sex, no care, can't do housework, not good at taking care of kids, can't help me financially...


then she come here for wat? i married her for wat?
at times i feel like she is a friend living with me

So so so commom now, in the end you live your life and she lives hers under the same roof.....