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Old 06-04-2014, 08:19 PM
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[JOHNBASS - The Beginning]
*Based on a true story*
Time: Future
Location: Unknown


Johnbass came to town. Young, loud and obnoxious. Strolls into bar chatting up girls and shooting his mouth off. Picked up the wrong girl and attracted the attention of the MOB. Johnbass picked a fight and walked out the winner... or so he thought. The MOB followed Johnbass and ambushed him, zapping him with zap-daggers till he lost consciousness.
The Puppet Master saw this and gave Johnbass the healing potion.

"Your time is not up. Go." said the Puppet Master.

Johnbass went back to bar seeking revenge.

"It's my turn now!" he shouted.

Took out his annihilator-zap-cannon and took out the MOB. He let some escaped, not knowing that they will come back and haunt him. The Puppet Master appeared again, giving Johnbass a box of healing potions.

"Use them wisely. Go." said the Puppet Master.

Johnbass arrived at the next city. Lotsa Booze and Babes... and more fights. What more can a guy ask for? The healing potions saved Johnass on many occasions. Soon he found that he was not alone... there was the Allianze.

"Come join us." said the Allianze.

Johnbass joined the Allianze, not knowing what lies ahead. More Booze and Babes... and less fights. Or so he thought. There were others within the Allianze who were plotting against Johnbass.

*To be continued*
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