Can get ons in St.james if i drive a porsche ?

[xiu018623]

Hi bro,

I just bought a new red porsche...latest version.
If i drive to dragonfly, can i get ons ?

or any bro who got ons when driving sport car,
what's the fr like ?

care to share ?

[LooseCannon]

if you drive your own porsche, i believe you can get laid anywhere most of the time :p

Hi bro,

I just bought a new red porsche...latest version.
If i drive to dragonfly, can i get ons ?

or any bro who got ons when driving sport car,
what's the fr like ?

care to share ?

[man13utd13]

Hi bro,

I just bought a new red porsche...latest version.
If i drive to dragonfly, can i get ons ?

or any bro who got ons when driving sport car,
what's the fr like ?

care to share ?

crazy mut***f****r...u drive a porsche will still be here to ask such a crazy question???
or do u mean those 1:16 or 1:32 die cast cars

[Valuesman]

Hi bro,

I just bought a new red porsche...latest version.
If i drive to dragonfly, can i get ons ?

or any bro who got ons when driving sport car,
what's the fr like ?

care to share ?

Bro , or u wanna to let the whole sammyboy bros here know that u drive a super RED PORSCHE?

[diver69er]

Did YOU buy it.....Or is it your FATHER bought it for you.....???:mad:

[Valuesman]

Hi bro,

I just bought a new red porsche...latest version.
If i drive to dragonfly, can i get ons ?

or any bro who got ons when driving sport car,
what's the fr like ?

care to share ?

Bro,
Which Latest Version Porsche u bought?

[the.mistress]

you would probably get a fuck from girls. unless the girl doesn't know the difference of a vio from a porsche.

[Microsoft]

I just bought a new red porsche...latest version.
If i drive to dragonfly, can i get ons ?


Cnot... now latest trend is chicks love small small car. Especially Suzuki 800. Quick go trade in your porsche with a Suzuki 800 instead. :D

U might have to top up alot for the trade in but i say it's well worth the moni. :p

[yinyang]

Errr, what if I post FR that I made out with some df's chio bird at back seat of some comfort cab?:o

[xiaochunzi]

Hi bro,

I just bought a new red porsche...latest version.
If i drive to dragonfly, can i get ons ?

or any bro who got ons when driving sport car,
what's the fr like ?

care to share ?
If u really gt the the CHARM,drive lorry olso gt pple wan...:rolleyes:

[KLKOOL]

The in ride now is Cherry QQ ma ... :D ...

[chinacat]

Cnot... now latest trend is chicks love small small car. Especially Suzuki 800. Quick go trade in your porsche with a Suzuki 800 instead.
U might have to top up alot for the trade in but i say it's well worth the moni.

Bro, suzuki 800 very old already the most can trade in $200 for the body.:D

[slimboyfat]

where can i get a ONS if i flash my EZlink card?

i try to leave it protruding from the pocket of my Three Rifles ($9.99) shirt but so far it has not impressed any chicks.

Do you think if i point out that it has $20+ stored value inside that i will get laid?

[yinyang]

The in ride now is Cherry QQ ma ... :D ...
Not kancil? But then again, risk kena slip disc (or didi?) when making out...:p

[KLKOOL]

Not kancil? But then again, risk kena slip disc (or didi?) when making out...:p

Just make sure u dun get ur KC invaded by the Gearshift ;)

[wanderer23]

And here i was just thinking the school holidays is just over.... *sigh*

[sibaysong4u]

Are you the car jockey at St James who drive my RED PORSCHE???:D

[Valuesman]

If u really gt the the CHARM,drive lorry olso gt pple wan...:rolleyes:


Yeah! total agree, if u have the look and know hw to make them feel comfortable with u even u drive a normal japan car oso can bonk them but if u have none of them, u cant possible to bring ur SUPER RED PORSCHE inside to DF to show to chick there right?

[slimboyfat]

i guess in a club you can try your luck by waving a Porsche key ring around, and hope the girl is too drunk to notice that you leave together in a taxi.

[weixiang]

dua pow...post photo la...

[Carebear]

i guess in a club you can try your luck by waving a Porsche key ring around, and hope the girl is too drunk to notice that you leave together in a taxi.

Inside too dark la. He will park his car near the entrance and stand beside it. Holding to the remote and pressing lock and unlock to gain attraction.

[Ahnook78]

Think u will stand a higher chance of getting an ONS if u r in lesser developed countries...

[speedpass]

I bedded an syt from a club i visited , but i ride a bike . Its not wat u drive tat attracts gals , if how u tackle them .

N yes , i do believe my bike has a faster pick up then ur porche . Can u go 100km/h in 3 secs flat ?

[Ibonk]

Hi bro,

I just bought a new red porsche...latest version.
If i drive to dragonfly, can i get ons ?

or any bro who got ons when driving sport car,
what's the fr like ?

care to share ?

Good evening, xiu018623.

For your own gd, i hope that u understand that driving a brand new red porsche might not bring you your desired results.

Firstly, I doubt it will help increase your sex appeal in anyway.

Secondly, driving a brand new red porsche does not make you better in bed so it's kinda pointless even if you did manage hook up any gal.

Thirdly, let's really get that brand new red porsche first then we will talk about any possibility of you not dying as a virgin.

Btw..... i just want you to know that we have a brother here who drives a Renault Van and still have gals flocking to him like no tomorrow.

He doesn't drive a brand new red porsche like you do but gals still find him cute.

He doesn't drive a brand new red porsche like you do but gals still find him humorous.

He doesn't drive a brand new red porsche like you do but gals still find him comfortable to be with.

Mayb u might want to pick up some tips from him, kid. :D

[chai1020]

Bro if u really yan dao r can really sweet talk take taxi also can get ons de leh.... or u trying to telling everyone u drive a porsche :D

[Ibonk]

Bro if u really yan dao r can really sweet talk take taxi also can get ons de leh.... or u trying to telling everyone u drive a porsche :D

I hate to say this but I think drive taxi one also can score better than him.

[Booby Trap]

I think what the driver need is to go in and be talkable to the gal that he likes and offer to send her home once they're outside preparing to go home. Then the surprise of a super red porsche will be a big plus factor in making her decide to STICK TO YOU FOR GOOD. :eek:

[ilurbu]

bo liao lah.. just end this topic.. if the joker has a porsche he'd be proud to say it's a Cayman or a 997...

can't believe this thread can extend so long..

[asdfghjkl]

drive Mercedes also no use.. that was what happened to my friend.. :(

[warresg]

you may buy a new red porsche, latest version sum more, but if you look like a goondu also difficult la. :D

[Klein76]

Hi bro,

I just bought a new red porsche...latest version.
If i drive to dragonfly, can i get ons ?

or any bro who got ons when driving sport car,
what's the fr like ?

care to share ?


lol...its not about the car u have,its whether the babes likes u or not ;) is the whole package rather than just driving a porsche..agree guys?

[CLEANER]

he must look sucky so therefore he need a porsche to make out for it....since u so rich liao, for fuck u go ons, u can have multiple sex buddy!!!

[no_faith]

wan lan, porsche nia, cannot lah.
i drive Yelloe Lamborghini Murciélago Roadster also cannot get ons.
u drive porsche, smell no smoke lah.

:rolleyes:

[thomas88]

Hey come on bros look at his point, already flat like his porche. But honestly, I've also zapped him.

I'd still like to give him my opinion on hooking gals with his latest red porche.

Yes.....you can definitely hook plenty of gals with your latest red porche in a pub. But there's only a little problem....and that is you've to bring your porche inside the pub with you so they'll know that you own one....:rolleyes:

[Booby Trap]

lol...its not about the car u have,its whether the babes likes u or not ;) is the whole package rather than just driving a porsche..agree guys?

I fully agree! It's the way you talk, behave & handle things.

[acer1714]

i ever saw my rich friend reject by a group of girls in devil,for ur infor he drive bmw 6 series and above average looking.Dont think money can do wonder.....

[Kyser Soze]

Wealth is only an added advantage. An over-flaunt of wealth can be a turn-off. So what, if it is a Porsche or a Boeing 777?

There are many more factors whether a guy can attract girls or not. :D

[yinyang]

..his point, already flat like his porche.
Let it go bros, all 4 tires (with spare) kena ponchet liao... :p

Worse, his new vroom wheels kena towed away too... for not meeting his payments:p

[Carebear]

For your own gd, i hope that u understand that driving a brand new red porsche might not bring you your desired results.

Firstly, I doubt it will help increase your sex appeal in anyway.

Secondly, driving a brand new red porsche does not make you better in bed so it's kinda pointless even if you did manage hook up any gal.

Thirdly, let's really get that brand new red porsche first then we will talk about any possibility of you not dying as a virgin.

Btw..... i just want you to know that we have a brother here who drives a Renault Van and still have gals flocking to him like no tomorrow.

He doesn't drive a brand new red porsche like you do but gals still find him cute.

He doesn't drive a brand new red porsche like you do but gals still find him humorous.

He doesn't drive a brand new red porsche like you do but gals still find him comfortable to be with.

Mayb u might want to pick up some tips from him, kid. :D

Firstly, Porsche can help to boost his confident ma, therefore look more charming. I lower class so I Renault van can liao.

Secondly, driving porsche can let u reach the destination faster. So can intercourse one more time. I drive van reach later then have it lesser lor.

Thirdly, he won't be dying virgin after he get that porsche. Porsche not in Formula 1 but Renault is. So I might die b4 him.

BTW, why u ask him pick up tips from me har? He sit with u and ask me pay?

Last Joke, all bros, think u all misunderstand the question la. He asking if he can get one night stand at St. James island. Of cos can la. Standing there whole night looking for dragonfly.

[man13utd13]

Hey come on bros look at his point, already flat like his porche. But honestly, I've also zapped him.

I'd still like to give him my opinion on hooking gals with his latest red porche.

Yes.....you can definitely hook plenty of gals with your latest red porche in a pub. But there's only a little problem....and that is you've to bring your porche inside the pub with you so they'll know that you own one....:rolleyes:

think he watch too much tranformers liaos.....maybe he can get his car to transform into a decepticon and go inside the pub...but than most prob the girls will wana be laid by the decepticon than the driver....

[FunGuy70]

Good car no use de brother....most important is your own motor must be powerful lor....lol....take it ez brother...:)

[KangTuo]

Bro, to hook up gals for ons, RED PORCHE also no use leh..

But if your car can TRANSFORM into autobots than u can hook damn choi gals for ons. Now is the trend...:p

[LaoHuLi]

Hi bro,

I just bought a new red porsche...latest version.
If i drive to dragonfly, can i get ons ?

or any bro who got ons when driving sport car,
what's the fr like ?
My Goodness!!! :eek: Buy Porsche for the sake of looking for ons?????????
Saving $$$ to pump petrol?

[MMM88]

The in ride now is Cherry QQ ma ... :D ...

halo ......KNS lah ....chery , not cherry hor.......
u r beri rite ...chery n BIG Chrysler now becum brudders liao ....chery indeed t IN RIDE......:p

[OkoBoko]

Hi bro,

I just bought a new red porsche...latest version.
If i drive to dragonfly, can i get ons ?

or any bro who got ons when driving sport car,
what's the fr like ?

care to share ?


I think the lians there prefer those civics with big & loud pipes with stickers all over. no need so classy porsche la.:D

[TommyPingPong]

Ha ha! If you got a good mouth, meaning you can charm the gals with your words, even u botak, the gal may ONS with you.

Better still, if some one is very ham and also charming or confident, even he ride a trishaw, sure will gal ONS one! :D

[MMM88]

tis thread reminded me of one cha bo i knoe ....sibay hou lian wan....
she claimed her BF bought t FIRST RED TOYOTA MR2.........she is available now ....YO threadstarter wanna "score " ornot ???:rolleyes:

[GoldenMonkey1]

LOL.....threadstarter ask a silly question tat made me laugh, but all the replies made me ROFL.......damm funny sia....:D :D

[darke]

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wow lau i laugh unitl cannont tahan... very funny. how he can think of the joke like that:D

[tomvoyeur]

I will be looking out for a red porsche at DF from now on......Sense a strong challenger in the field now LOL..........:rolleyes:

[Deadmaninc]

after one post he disappeared? as fast as his porsche?

[hellosingapore]

I thought the place for the porsche is the carpark outside DF not the stage inside DF???

I guess having a porsche juz gives u a higher chance of the gal following u for a slightly longer time PROVIDED u can get the ger out of the club wif u :D

[geckoSG]

Alamak, thought school holidays started... I guess this RICH bugger who
bought the PORSCHE really is brainless... such pathetic question can also
raise in this FORUM...

Its your charisma that land your dick in a chick's pussy... Not your car that
drives her hole. I zapp you for your nonsense and show off here... :cool:

[chickenzip]

tat's really impressive...i love porsche too...but more in yellow.

but hor, when u are in the pub, after a few drinks, dun think u should drive.

Remember : When u drink, don't drive. When u drive, don't drink.

So end up both u and the chick have to take a cab. Now to impress the chick, maybe u should try calling a Mercs cab. In the end, u are still alone the next afternoon to pick up ur porsche.

So now the question is not whether u can impress by driving a porsche, but rather how to let the chicks know u are driving a porsche. i seriously can't think of a way unless u wear a black T-shirt with yellow wordings on the it that writes :

"COME TO ME CHICKS...COS I DRIVE A RED PORSCHE"

Remember : Your T-shirt must be in Black, and YELLOW color wordings!

Hope my suggestion helps. :D

[Microsoft]

Bro, suzuki 800 very old already the most can trade in $200 for the body.

More... now consider vintage car leow...:D :D

[chickenzip]

Btw all bros...i just booked my silver color latest verison (the dealer claimed) porsche online and they got it delivered to me in an hour time...amazing! So how...you guys think the chicks is going to drool at me if i park in front of St. James? :D

http://imgserv2.imagehigh.com/imgss/6077011_potsche.JPG

[unsung80]

Are you dumb or something? You thinking with your stupid big head or small bird bird?












P.S. Let the bros here test drive leh! :D

[yinyang]

...you guys think the chicks is going to drool at me if i park in front of St. James?
Driver probably needs a bib... to wipe off his too. Alamak, just found out no batteries included..:p

[wuqing666]

sori bro, 2 days ago you came to my workshop asking a modification of your red hyundi sport to a red porsche. Due to your budget constraint, I had no choice but putting a "Cheong" porsche badge. Do remember to change the "goat" into the porsche "horse".

Sorry for the inconvenience... hope you din start boosting you "red porsche"..

[dirtbike08]

Lolz.....i drive red BMX....can i get ONS when i go dragonfly?? :D

[Castrol]

So how...you guys think the chicks is going to drool at me if i park in front of St. James?

http://imgserv2.imagehigh.com/imgss/6077011_potsche.JPG

wow bro.... now you can drive side by side with threadstarter go sian xiao mei mei! :D

[chickenzip]

wow bro.... now you can drive side by side with threadstarter go sian xiao mei mei!

u wanna join us? I can give u a lift. :D

[easyeasy]

when you are that urgy even you fly an F16 also no use

[ACES121]

Hi bro,

I just bought a new red porsche...latest version.
If i drive to dragonfly, can i get ons ?

or any bro who got ons when driving sport car,
what's the fr like ?

care to share ?

show us ur porsche

[hellwarrior666]

KNN... All your replies damn +++ kong ah.... i almost need to call black van!!! hahahahaa... dead laughing liaozzz...


rather to reign in hell than to serve in heaven!!!

[Castrol]

u wanna join us? I can give u a lift. :D

in that one-seater of yours? i dont know man... am i supposed to sit on your shoulders? :D

[dirtyhairy]

Ha ha! If you got a good mouth, meaning you can charm the gals with your words, even u botak, the gal may ONS with you. Better still, if some one is very ham and also charming or confident, even he ride a trishaw, sure will gal ONS one! :D

Yo Bro PingPong Ah Tommy,
DirtyHairy agrees with you Totally
Me no have porsche or Ferrari
Yet despite being a Laobaby at age 60 going 70
worse stil doing roti delivery in my lorry
still got sexy gals giving me the eye occasionally
at first I tot it's my abs that got them interested, those ladies
until I look down and notice my undone fly, exposing my fat-head didi!:eek:

[chickenzip]

Lolz.....i drive red BMX....can i get ONS when i go dragonfly??

BMX? Probably u only have USA...(U Stand Alone) :D Joking nia.

in that one-seater of yours? i dont know man... am i supposed to sit on your shoulders?

Hmm...i normally allow the chicks to do that on me. :D

[t123]

why not ask et11 or stoneking? they seem to be pros for this. no pt telling us your expensive piece of scrap metal can get pussy. I once queue Hello Kitty at Macs for a gal, my fren told me "to get that pussy I get the kitty" .

[Booby Trap]

I just ask this question to my female friends and they shared that usually if a guy drives ferrarri, etc. the guy's friend will tell them.

So bring along a friend (guy) with you to help you do the promotion. ;)

[unholymonk]

Hey I believe this threadstarter. Do a search on him and you will see what I mean... U know that kind of identity check?

[Eastpipper]

people got $$$ to own porche u all also bey song!

:D

[FahQ]

HAHAHA!!! This is the most ridiculous thread I think I have ever seen... Is this guy for real? Or is he just trying to let everyone know that he owns a red Porsche? HAHAHA... Got money, no class... Next, he's gonna start a thread entitled " Can get ONS in St.James if I wear Zenith/Panerai/Rolex...".

[WillamSexsphere]

Hi bro,

I just bought a new red porsche...latest version.
If i drive to dragonfly, can i get ons ?



He who drives the red porsche,
asks for ONS to snare,
Tell him always to beware,
attracted will be wrong filly mares.

His money is all they care,
true love, they'll have none to share,
tricked into marriage, his wealth will be pared,
not a dime, will be spared.

Free fucks too are a scare,
Diseases abound, fuck if you dare,
It's your life you will tear,
regrets are too late, at death you'll stare.

True love no doubt is rare,
but need no obscene wealth to fare,
Humility, honesty, sincerity is all you'll need to wear,
to reach happiness, many will swear.

So do have a care,
as you climb up DF stairs,
mark my words as you see the glares,
It's your choice of fucking emptiness or true love,
driver of the red porsche.


:cool:

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[Power 10]

What a funny thread:D

[sg_boytoy]

Since the threadstarter did ask a genuine question (it's a stupid question nevertheless), the least he should have is a response...

Regarding the liklihood of scoring a ONS if you drive a Porsche, I think the answer is "yes". And since you're driving the latest version, I think the liklihood of scoring a ONS with a real woman is higher too.

I think sports cars are fucking sexy and everyone should at least own one if they're able to afford it.

I think the threadstarter is very lucky to have a rich father who absolutely adores his idiotic child and pampers him with such expensive treats. Lucky son-of-a-gun ;)

[ok69]

TS .. i think u will cfm get robbed if u drove it to JB :D

[MMM88]

What a funny thread:D

indeed ......all 6 pages....hahahahahahahahha:D

[Hugo168]

The in ride now is Cherry QQ ma ...
QQ hmmm nice car:D

[sony2002]

If u really gt the the CHARM,drive lorry olso gt pple wan...:rolleyes:

true...i was making out at some ulu and dark car park and there is a lorry nearby with its engine still running. suddenly his cabin light turn on and i saw everything inside :D

[sony2002]

He who drives the red porsche,
asks for ONS to snare,
Tell him always to beware,
attracted will be wrong filly mares.


OMG...were u william shakesphere in previous life? :eek:

[asdfghjkl]

i always wonder how do the gals know who drove the car in the first place? :confused:

[Midnightiger]

Since the threadstarter did ask a genuine question (it's a stupid question nevertheless), the least he should have is a response...

Regarding the liklihood of scoring a ONS if you drive a Porsche, I think the answer is "yes". And since you're driving the latest version, I think the liklihood of scoring a ONS with a real woman is higher too.

I think sports cars are fucking sexy and everyone should at least own one if they're able to afford it.

I think the threadstarter is very lucky to have a rich father who absolutely adores his idiotic child and pampers him with such expensive treats. Lucky son-of-a-gun ;)

In all fairness, it is not only the car you drive hat gets you a ONS. As with all the responses, there are some "hidden" truths although they sounded or are intended to be flames.

Whether you drive the latest version or not, whether it's red or white, how you dressed in a club counts much more, IMHO. Your chances will be much lower if you're dressed like a fish monger, in your 50s, drives a porsche and expect to go dutch with a lady you fancy in a club as compared to a well dressed guy in his 50s driving a Toyota Camry and making sure the lady doesn't go thirsty.

I believe many bros have also asked how the ladies would know what car you drive too as you can't bring the car into the club. Go aorund carrying the catalog and show it to every lady you meet and tell her that was the car you bought? Hopefully someone won't mistaken you for a car salesman.

And many more reasons too.

My 2 cents worth.

[Valuesman]

Hi bro,

I just bought a new red porsche...latest version.
If i drive to dragonfly, can i get ons ?

or any bro who got ons when driving sport car,
what's the fr like ?

care to share ?

I oso just bought a Lamborghini Gallardo for my maid to go market to buy food only, but dunno she will hook any man there or not?? so worried:D

[asdfghjkl]

why only target Porsche.. is this brand name a single syllable or two? :rolleyes:

[Rof|maoxz]

Btw..... i just want you to know that we have a brother here who drives a Renault Van and still have gals flocking to him like no tomorrow.

He doesn't drive a brand new red porsche like you do but gals still find him cute.

He doesn't drive a brand new red porsche like you do but gals still find him humorous.

He doesn't drive a brand new red porsche like you do but gals still find him comfortable to be with.

Mayb u might want to pick up some tips from him, kid. :D


NNKC.... I know who you talking about? :D

[Rof|maoxz]

Hi bro,

I just bought a new red porsche...latest version.
If i drive to dragonfly, can i get ONS?

or any bro who got ONS when driving sport car,
what's the fr like ?

Care to share ?

You muz be damn stupid to buy a red hot over-rated vehicle, which has to move and stop, move and stop for less den a minute. Just look at those taxi-drivers who drive night shift.... they get ONS more than any other else. :eek:

In normal circumstances, no woman will get laid by you, if you ask such humorous question. :D

[Prickly]

Hi bro,

I just bought a new red porsche...latest version.
If i drive to dragonfly, can i get ons ?

or any bro who got ons when driving sport car,
what's the fr like ?

care to share ?

Are you talking about the toy model porsche??

I have several at home too !:mad:

[WillamSexsphere]

OMG...were u william shakesphere in previous life? :eek:

NOPE...but i am sure if Shakespeare is alive today and cheonging in DF, he will most certainly wax lyrical and write on the toilet wall something better that what i penned in response to our red porsche Midsummer's night dreamer's insane query.:D


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[Carebear]

NNKC.... I know who you talking about? :D

u bought a new prosche again?:confused:

[Swift_jay]

wah BTH arh~ :D

everytym i tink we nid a good luff can jus click on this thread sia.. lmao! rofl!

and fer 6 pages other bros hv been replying their opinions and comments, but where's the TS? watching his RED PORSCHE being dragged back to showrm and waiting to be charged wif theft and many other i oso dunno wad charges.. lols..

fyi TS, the latest porsche available in SG is at $685,000.. tink if TS reali hv the $$ and the car, he wld be able to booked a few LORs in GL liao plus alot of change for him to be dragged into cab cuz ur legs too wobbly to move aft so many rounds. he cld even book St. James fer afew nights and open it up to VHPs (Very HORNY People), lidat sure ONS, guarantee plus chop (ps: nt sure is guy or gal he will ONS wif tho) :p

[The_Unrepentant]

I heard jb is easier to hook gers with a porshe, they have fetish for this type of cars. Esp during midnight along wong ah foot, a lot of gers wating to be picked up by u.:D

[FahQ]

I heard jb is easier to hook gers with a porshe, they have fetish for this type of cars. Esp during midnight along wong ah foot, a lot of gers wating to be picked up by u.:D

Yah, if you can man-pack the Porsche on your back and walk into a club with it...

[The Shadow]

I heard jb is easier to hook gers with a porshe, they have fetish for this type of cars. Esp during midnight along wong ah foot, a lot of gers wating to be picked up by u.:D

JB at midnight in a porshe? Given the rising crime rate there best not to drive such an expensive car there. Least one gets robbed and sodomised. :cool:

[asdfghjkl]

Esp during midnight along wong ah foot, a lot of gers wating to be picked up by u.

where is wong ah foot?? :eek:

[Mugger Toad]

Got 1 question how to let them know you drive a porsche? Show them the pic on your mobile? :confused:

But that gives me an idea! Show them the pic convince them that it is yours then drink enough to ensure you cannot drink and take a cab to a hotel for ONS!

[enzer88]

where is wong ah foot?? :eek:
i think he meant wong ah fook street in JB just beside city plaza.

[The_Unrepentant]

hey, cant u ppl see the joke of my post?:D

[Swift_jay]

wow, either it is TS or TS's good frenz tat zap me.. why u dun jus leave ur nick down zappers.. haha... wads there to be afraid.. come zap me more for all i can abt points... if points can earn u a living.. den everyday zap someone... or rather is it neccessary for u to hit a certain quota to zap ppl?? oh ya.. i like being scarstic:rolleyes: cos it is reali a big crap to see someone asking such a stupid question.. haha... and i will always continue to come to this thread whenever i nid a good laugh... thanks idiot zapper... lol...:D

[西门吹雪]

Porsche.. is this brand name a single syllable or two?

Porsche is 保时捷, wang word, twee syllables, there's no too ways about it. :cool: :rolleyes:

[unholymonk]

hey, cant u ppl see the joke of my post?:D

got joke meh?

[sgcolours]

Bro TS, quit being a dumbo. Im a frequent df clubber and i know how it works. Even if you got urself a super car. There's no 100% confirm u will have a ons.

When inside the club, everyone is equal. Dont tell me u gonna drive ur car right into the middle of the stage. All u need is your own skills to get a girl. Having a car is a bonus point only.

An example is my friend who dont own a car... he take cabs and he still get ons most of the time.. Why is it so? that's because he is freaking good at starting conversation with girls.. This i am truly impressed.

So, get this in your head. If you want a ons, go find one yourself. Bros in here are not so free to entertain your lobang.

lobang tread = http://www.sammyboyforum.com/welcome-fl-dome-2-free-stds-included/119847-just-arrived-3-jap-student-18-yr-old.html

Cant wait to see your NEW RED PORSCHE parked outside dragonfly.. And by the way, i think i seen your porsche in toy-r-us? correct me if im wrong ^^

:D

[barca12]

As long you not either a sweet talker or handsome dude, Even if you drive a aeroplane, Girls point you this _!_ and ask you go hoime fly kite

[barca12]

As long you not either a sweet talker or handsome dude, Even if you drive a aeroplane, Girls point you this _!_ and ask you go home fly kite. =)

[barca12]

As long you are not sweet talker or handsome, even you drive tank or aeroplane, the girl will only point you this _!_ and ask you go fly kite.

[boy_]

If u really gt the the CHARM,drive lorry olso gt pple wan...:rolleyes:
haha nice one. very very true, fit handsome guy drive lorry i bet sure can ons too.

[adrianus]

If you drive a porsche and deliberately get spotted by the right (actually wrong) girls leaving your car, it is possible to get ONS but theres no guarantee... in fact, alot of desirable girls I know will be not be impressed merely by that...

But it does help in the game... of course you should spend some money buying the bros here a drink and learn a thing or two on how to dress, talk and open an approach to girls...

Once you are accomplished in all the other more important things, you will find that driving a sexy sports car can shorten the chase remarkably...

Do not expect girls (unless they are from wong ah foot and have hairy legs) to come approach you for a ride...

[Augustine_81]

Y not try changi village.
The 'gals', there definately will like it though.
Jus my 5 cents worth. :P

[Brother...Bob]

Cant wait to see your NEW RED PORSCHE parked outside dragonfly.. And by the way, i think i seen your porsche in toy-r-us? correct me if im wrong ^^

:D

Can't imagine you can con't a thread that stop one and a half year ago.... some more got followers....

[jerkmagnet]

I drive a Maserati and i go for paid sex. If you drive a Porsche would you want to risk your future for something which may return to haunt you? If you are rich enough to buy a porsche then why go for ONS? Rich enough to buy a car but not rich enough to pay for a fu_k? At the end of the day, its not a matter of what you drive but how you sell yourself. Someone who takes the last bus to Dragonfly can get ONS also.

[asdfghjkl]

those who want and go for ONS do not care for car, what they want is good sex.

[SFC172N]

Haha Boeing 777
How about a380 instead

Personally i drive a F15.
But damm i brought the single seater verison....

[foooah]

I get my ONS at st james WITHOUT driving a car...and so have some of the bros here...

So what does your red porsche mean...?

NOTHING!

If you drive and you can get ONS, you're just like us anyway, but if you can't get any with your porsche, then what does it say about you?

Go figure..

[ang09]

Y not try changi village.
The 'gals', there definately will like it though.
Jus my 5 cents worth. :PEven he drive a porsche,the 'girl' over there will still charge him! So when come to sex, wat car u drive mean nothing.....

[civic27]

hmmm red porsche... go do something meaningful... the bmw forum looking for kind pple to help out... check this link:
Make a Wish - Help needed - BMW.SG - The BMW Singapore Community (http://www.bmw-sg.com/forums/lounge/30765-make-wish-help-needed.html)

think u can do some gd and then maybe u can have a bit of rewards!

[Storm_Sucker]

car? kao.... no car also can la...

unless u want to have sex in the car

[Panamera]

Hi bro,

I just bought a new red porsche...latest version.
If i drive to dragonfly, can i get ons ?

or any bro who got ons when driving sport car,
what's the fr like ?

care to share ?

Have some respect for the car and dont insult yourself with your Stupid Question?

Don't be a fool If you dont know whats the latest model, please check my nics!

Please park the car back and dont lose the key or you lose your job!

[HCKing]

Please park the car back and dont lose the key or you lose your job!

wah lau u so mean ah, picha his lobang.:p

[Panamera]

wah lau u so mean ah, picha his lobang.:p

Haha Bro, How come you are here today?

I seldom come into this forum

No la, he insulted the car with the silly question.....:D

Anyway, must be the hangover this morning, didnt realize that the thread was 2 years old already.. Anyway, I let it slide....:p

[HCKing]

Haha Bro, How come you are here today?

I seldom come into this forum

No la, he insulted the car with the silly question.....:D

i come here purposely to chak this clown. me can sense a clown frm 10km far. hehehe.

look how cool his porsche is, die die can get ons.:D

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[Vincent4499]

Dear Bros,

i had brought a new bicycle, it is a mountain bike.

Will i be able to get ons in St.James, please advise me.

i had another one foldable. maybe i can bring it in to show them.

thank you :D

[Panamera]

[QUOTE=HCKing;3562420]i come here purposely to chak this clown. me can sense a clown frm 10km far. hehehe.

look how cool his porsche is, die die can get ons.:D

Ya, a real clown...Think he will go up to his target and ask: "How! you want ONS or not, I drive a red Posche..the gal will end up farking the car instead!"

You dont need to seek when you drive a Posche, they will seek you out and even dogs also jump into your seat....:D

Rule of ONS - Mystery fuels the fire of a one-night stand. She doesn’t know you. Everything is physical -- no prior knowledge required and no strings attached. Well, except for one, potentially. Drilled with A hardware called Condom:D

[mike1304k]

[QUOTE=HCKing;3562420]i come here purposely to chak this clown. me can sense a clown frm 10km far. hehehe.

look how cool his porsche is, die die can get ons.:D

Ya, a real clown...Think he will go up to his target and ask: "How! you want ONS or not, I drive a red Posche..the gal will end up farking the car instead!"

You dont need to seek when you drive a Posche, they will seek you out and even dogs also jump into your seat....:D

Rule of ONS - Mystery fuels the fire of a one-night stand. She doesn’t know you. Everything is physical -- no prior knowledge required and no strings attached. Well, except for one, potentially. Drilled with A hardware called Condom:D

What you say is so true. Only those who really don know the real world think that they should get a sporty car to get a girl. Perhaps your chances of getting ONS if you drive a chio chio car is higher, but if you have nothing, you think the girl will even give you a second thought? Your clothes, your style, your cards and cash are prime motivators. So you go to St James.... "Darling... I drive a Porsche... can I offer you a drink???" She asks for a Vodka Martini with an olive, shaken but not stirred...You give her the "what the hell are you talking about" look.... You go to the bar... get the drink and start grumbling that you had to pay 20bucks for it.... See how far you will go? If she is of the calibre that she can get guys who are really driving Ferarris and Lambo and Porsche, then you think she won't know if you are trying to pull a fast one?

For me, during my old days at CHimes and so on... Any girl ask me what car I drive... I would say Merc... Her eye would light up... And at the end of the day... I would call NTUC and make sure they send a Merc cab to pick her up and home... I am willing to pay the midnight charge, the cab fare and so on just to see her fall on her face....

Even if I drive an Evo10, I would not bother with someone who is as hot and cute as Fiona Xie unless she has something else other than her body to offer me man... but that is just me.

[Panamera]

For me, during my old days at CHimes and so on... Any girl ask me what car I drive... I would say Merc... Her eye would light up... And at the end of the day... I would call NTUC and make sure they send a Merc cab to pick her up and home... I am willing to pay the midnight charge, the cab fare and so on just to see her fall on her face....

Even if I drive an Evo10, I would not bother with someone who is as hot and cute as Fiona Xie unless she has something else other than her body to offer me man... but that is just me.

Bro, you are here too! haha

Yeah, I concur. Some years ago, at a party event, chatup with a "has been" local actress, She asked me " What car are you driving?" I looked at her with a smile "What can you offer?" She stormed away with a black face...hahahaha

Its all about self-confident to woo a gal for ons...Its just a game and you just need to be "present with balls"!

[tuxedosam]

bwahahahahahaha...this thread is really hilarious...much ado about nothing pretty much sums it up...entertaining, nonetheless...heheh...

[mike1304k]

Bro Panarama,

I will go where I can say something... chuckles....

But seriously... imagine if you save and scrimp and save just to get yourself a cool ride... but cannot do anything else other than that.... Its not that I am looking down on people or what, but why be something that you are not... ONS is about whether you can appeal to the opposite party within the space of one night to get her to go home or some hotel with you. You can throw at her "I drive a fast car... I have a condo.... I own my own company.. blah blah"... but then in the end... if she don feel something.. it is still time and energy wasted. That is why I do not go to drinking and party spots to look for ONS.. if it happens, it happens.... If not... at least me and my buddies had fun.... but that was a long time ago hor.

[HCKing]

Its all about self-confident to woo a gal for ons...Its just a game and you just need to be "present with balls"!


But seriously... imagine if you save and scrimp and save just to get yourself a cool ride... but cannot do anything else other than that.... Its not that I am looking down on people or what, but why be something that you are not... ONS is about whether you can appeal to the opposite party within the space of one night to get her to go home or some hotel with you. You can throw at her "I drive a fast car... I have a condo.... I own my own company.. blah blah"... but then in the end... if she don feel something.. it is still time and energy wasted. That is why I do not go to drinking and party spots to look for ONS.. if it happens, it happens.... If not... at least me and my buddies had fun.... but that was a long time ago hor.

TS i hope u r still reading this thread, these r the answers you need with rgds to your funny question. just like a 2 carat diamond doesnt make a woman, a posh car doesnt make a man. its confidence and character which makes a man attractive in the eyes of the woman. if u gt no shit but a branded steel toy then wat ya gonna get is just the prestigious role of a free Chauffeur to send her hm after chiong, nthing more.

[RollsRoyce]

Haha....i am on runway 02, 380 course in april. The guy driving the lambo is on 777, but the women he gets are....dogs.

[hang37]

juz say drinking tonight so nvr drive if not subaru wrx will chase me..:D

[mike1304k]

Oh ya... I forgot a funny story about my fren... A few years ago, he picked up a girl at a popular night place. She was blind drunk and he managed to get her to consent to go to his house.... She puked in the car... puked when she reached the front door and was a dead fish when he tried to F her... In the morning, when he woke up... he thought he saw a pontianak because when she came out of the shower.. without her make up... she wasn't as pretty when he saw her under the dark lighting with beer goggles.... He swore he would never try it again.

So like I said... Just go and have fun and just go with the flow and just enjoy.

[Panamera]

Oh ya... I forgot a funny story about my fren... A few years ago, he picked up a girl at a popular night place. She was blind drunk and he managed to get her to consent to go to his house.... She puked in the car... puked when she reached the front door and was a dead fish when he tried to F her... In the morning, when he woke up... he thought he saw a pontianak because when she came out of the shower.. without her make up... she wasn't as pretty when he saw her under the dark lighting with beer goggles.... He swore he would never try it again.

So like I said... Just go and have fun and just go with the flow and just enjoy.

Same story but I thought I saw my ganny!

Actually nowadays those 5 'O' gals not bad looking, wonder can date them or not....:D

[big_cojones]

Hi bro,

I just bought a new red porsche...latest version.
If i drive to dragonfly, can i get ons ?

or any bro who got ons when driving sport car,
what's the fr like ?

care to share ?

this kinda thinking is rather naive...
even if there are girls that fancy your car, then u would have to sit at the carpark and wait all night...
you can drive tro GL, should have a lot of ONs...
SYT, Tarma, Exotic all available for you to chose...

[mike1304k]

Same story but I thought I saw my ganny!

Actually nowadays those 5 'O' gals not bad looking, wonder can date them or not....:D


Sori man bro... me out of the scene for damn long liao.... Even had to watch Todd Sweeny alone at home... hahahaha... 5'O' gals??? Where and what is that man... sori for being so blur...

[Panamera]

Sori man bro... me out of the scene for damn long liao.... Even had to watch Todd Sweeny alone at home... hahahaha... 5'O' gals??? Where and what is that man... sori for being so blur...

5'O' = Police women or Female TP...:D

[Jarko]

hahaha i see so many ppl chak this joker. i take taxi also can get ons la.. wat for you buy this type of car. see a rd blk ur bro also shrink.

[takashi-san]

if need to hav a PORSCHE than can get a ons at St james i think tat girl pussy must be make of gold....my frend drove a china QQ also can get a sexy girl at St james for ons...hahaahaaa..............so better park your RED porsche outside Mediacorp wait for the Actress, St james dun need expensive car de......

[tomvoyeur]

Acting like a Porsche is better than driving one....;)

[=LatexDolly=]

If you're super fat and ugly, drive porsche also no use. :D Not saying that you are, of course.

[Samuelhottie]

No leh i think even if u look like a real life teenage mutant ninja turtle, u got more money than the norm girls will flock to u liao.

[Stud00]

Bro T.S,
sorry to say this, but from what you said, it seriously shows how unsecured you are. I've got friends whom don't even drive and they can even bag a sweet babe. Gals don bed your car.. they bed you.. it's you that scores with them, not your car..
Or you can try driving your Porsche down to changi village.. higher chances down there, but be sure to do Q.C check!!

[Berry]

From past experience, wat matter most is how u humor the gal and make her feel happy and fun while with u. They dont really bother wat car u drive or u do drive a car...

If u tell a gal that u drive a porsche in the club..they will be "duh"! so wat? and start ignoring u tinking u are boastful....nowadays..ladies earn more than guys,they dont giv a d*mn what u have..unless u go for young ah lian,then they will be impressed with you porsche..hahaha...so my advise is be humble with ur asset,be fun and humor them...then ask them to go "supper" with u..walk to the carpark...bring out your remote and "beep beep"...they will b @#%$ impressed..but the car wont help u in bonking them..haha....

[alan2738510]

:confused:You drive a porsche to St James car park or hand over to valet. You dun drive right into the dance floor. Who the hell knows what car you are driving. kekekekeek..............

[shabydog]

Hi bro,

I just bought a new red porsche...latest version.
If i drive to dragonfly, can i get ons ?

or any bro who got ons when driving sport car,
what's the fr like ?

care to share ?

Latest version? Ha! Ha! Ha! Which owner of Porsche cars don't even know their own model? By quoting "I just bought a new red porsche...latest version.", I get that impression that you don't "really" have it.

Here's some tips:
The LATEST Porsche rides out there now recently launched are:

1. Porsche 911 GT2,

2. Porsche 911 GT3 RS,

3. Porsche Cayenne GTS,

Or, if you have the connections, the REALLY new one. Not even one in Singapore yet:

4. Porsche 911 Turbo S!

So.... Which one did you say you have? :cool:

[Panamera]

TS aka xiu018623 - you started this thread and didn't bother to return here to reply since July 2007.

From your latest posting 2 years later, you're still checking where to pick up gals..Zouk or St James and asking Bros for FL/WL contacts..

wahahahahaha..so TS, you crap wannabe..you disgrace all Posche owners..Next time, try wearing a Red underware with a Porsche badge for better luck!!!...:D

As in my earlier posting in this thread, Its all about self-confident to woo a gal for ONS...It's just a game and you just need to be "Present with Balls"!

[zennie]

pointless get a porsche ! probably it work last time !! now i dont think so !!!

[tigershark75]

A customer who turned into my personal friend, a young guy aged 34, born into a rich family own luxury sport cars from a BMW M5, a 911 GT4, a F430, a Gallardo and recently brought a GTR. He got tons of luck when he visit Nightclub, KTV etc. However, when we go to night spot like St James, Zouk etc, situation change = no luck at all cause he usually sit in 1 corner showing keeping quiet and not doing anything. No, he is not stuck up nor fat or ugly, but he just don't like to approach or strike conversation with any girl. Circle of friends know that he is rich, but well, so far no one show interest in him as he seldom joke with girls. The moment he open his mouth (to girls), he talk about US stock, crude oil price etc, thinking that such topic might impress SYT but it actually went the other way round... He ever confided to me before, saying that he has actually start visiting night spots like Spark, Canton, Fire etc weekly in early 90s in his 1st Sport car, a Mercedes SL320, but up to date, only manage to get 2 ons and both took him as a suckers and. He also asked me why those Ah Beng or Ah Sengcan make their's pretty SYT girl friend to work as KTV girls to support them. Isn't being with him more sercure than being with an Ah Beng? Didn't really talk sense t him but did prompt him that he fail because of his attitude (for your info, he seldom smile and is always in deep thought).

Couldn't blame him anyway cause he is educated in this manner since he was born, the father always tell him with money, he own everything as everything can be brought over with $$...


So TS, do you think you are better off then him? Have you understand the moral of the story?

Regards,

[walle]

I drive comfort taxi, can pick 4 gals..better than ur posh....knn...after that they still pay my meter fare.....cos reach destination liao mah.:D

[tomvoyeur]

So TS, do you think you are better off then him? Have you understand the moral of the story?

Regards,

I think its really silly for a man to think money can buy real love and sex - just ask the many Jap and Korean tais tais visiting their ugly Bali boys while their husbands are bring in the dough....;)

[beck7777]

Got ONS or free fxxk anot, not too sure,
but you sure have to pay for the parking just like others... :rolleyes:

[Wynhan]

Hi bro,

I just bought a new red porsche...latest version.
If i drive to dragonfly, can i get ons ?

or any bro who got ons when driving sport car,
what's the fr like ?

care to share ?

definitely, you can. But what kind/type of chick/gal is another issue.

[Wynhan]

Got ONS or free fxxk anot, not too sure,
but you sure have to pay for the parking just like others... :rolleyes:

no worries, if he can afford to drive a posh. he will pay for valet parking.:)

[HCKing]

wah this bo liao thread still alive??:confused::eek:

[Colsane]

I thought the place for the porsche is the carpark outside DF not the stage inside DF???

I guess having a porsche juz gives u a higher chance of the gal following u for a slightly longer time PROVIDED u can get the ger out of the club wif u :D


Wahliew.....Park outside...lagi no chance for the girls in DF to know the young chap drives a Porsche. Wahahaha

[diesel]

Need not drive a car.

But... drink expensive wine and talk class, will attract girls.

Most girls just want free drinks from men, and hum-tum the drink that they don't pay for.

Anyway, ONS is possible.

[malaysiapig]

Hi bro,

I just bought a new red porsche...latest version.
If i drive to dragonfly, can i get ons ?

or any bro who got ons when driving sport car,
what's the fr like ?

care to share ?

Sell away your porsche .... you can get as much as you can !!!:mad:

[Panamera]

Just go party and chill with an open mind be good enough, though.

Happy smiling face and mood sure beat whatever expectation because its a kill-joy if you partying with expectation. Just follow the flow and vibes. :)

[ANDYSIAO14]

Whats so big about driving a porsche...you go there by taxi also cab get ONS :p

[havana]

Drive Porsche can get ons or not...Serious speaking...I dont know:confused:
But one thing I am very sure....


U will still get yr license revoked if u r caught drunk driving, regardless of what car u drive....:rolleyes:
The traffice police will ask u come out of yr car and stand one side...Then u really can one night stand loh:D

[mike1304k]

I think it is the mentality of a younger generation more driven by the outlook than the inside. I have heard some young guys telling a girl he was jealous because he saw her going out with a guy driving the lastest Evo. And I have heard another girl said that if she has a boyfriend driving a Porsche, she will be so happy... I observed that both are in their 20's.

My question is this. Unless your parents are freaking rich or you are some entrepreneur who had struck it rich, how will you afford a high performance car? All for a ONS? Think you would be better using the money you pay for the car and its maintenance to call a pros in GL. You will get better service and your buck goes much further. You are still getting screwed anyway.

I have also heard from a taxi uncle that he had a young man who was earning 2k plus and he wanted to buy a BMW. Like I said... he will be paying most of his salary to the car... do you think he can afford to hunt for ONS?

But then of course, if Romeo has the money and the ability, and he wants to have a porsche, meserati, evo, whatever just to get ONS, it is his perrogative, but like I said, maybe it is me, but I would rather have a car I like than to show it off to some chick. But that is just me of course.

[darkice]

Unless you can drive the porsche into the St james bar itself, noone in the dance floor will notice it.

Anyway, I don't think every girl will open their legs to you if you have a porsche. It takes more to bag a girl than driving a porsche.