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goofybaby69
03-06-2007, 03:03 PM
If you have a nice girl over at your place, u both get along well. one thing led to another and u both ended up kissing passionately. She is all wet down there and u no longer can control urself.
Being the pragmatic man that u r, u always keep spare condoms in ur wallet and in ur bed room. The dilemma is this
1. u pull out ur condoms and risk losing her trust. what excuse could u possibly tell her for having condoms in ur wallet and ur room? tell her that u sleep around? That will spell the end of ur relationship with her.
or
2. U stop foreplaying and tell her u're going to 7-elven to grab a pack of condom? but then u'll lose the momentum. what if she decided not to bonk when u return with a pack of condom?
no_faith
03-06-2007, 03:10 PM
to me, juz continue wat we were doing loh until she herself qns me.
if she nvr qns me, i qns her loh.
:D
block11
03-06-2007, 03:14 PM
you can always tell her your grandad gave you the condoms for a special occasion... and she is the special girl you've been waiting for :D :p
sinbin3333
03-06-2007, 03:18 PM
Just pretent to put ur wallet in the drawer and reach for the CD in the wallet :D
nawtgree
03-06-2007, 03:20 PM
ask her for cap!...:D
_AXL_
03-06-2007, 03:34 PM
If you have a nice girl over at your place, u both get along well. one thing led to another and u both ended up kissing passionately. She is all wet down there and u no longer can control urself.
Being the pragmatic man that u r, u always keep spare condoms in ur wallet and in ur bed room. The dilemma is this
1. u pull out ur condoms and risk loosing her trust. what excuse could u possibly tell her for having condoms in ur wallet and ur room? tell her that u sleep around? That will spell the end of ur relationship with her.
or
2. U stop foreplaying and tell her u're going to 7-elven to grab a pack of condom? but then u'll lose the momentum. what if she decided not to bonk when u return with a pack of condom?
bro, bro, bro, what happened to yr points, man??? will try to do something about it soon. take care, ya???;)
as for yr dilemma, why dont u tell her that it was leftover from yr ex-gf last time??? for better effect, tell her u have used one for more than a year liao... only got expiry date on the box what, no purchase date...:D hope it helps, cheers.
freeman19752001
03-06-2007, 03:37 PM
.......... The dilemma is this
1. u pull out ur condoms and risk losing her trust. what excuse could u possibly tell her for having condoms in ur wallet and ur room? tell her that u sleep around? That will spell the end of ur relationship with her.
or
2. U stop foreplaying and tell her u're going to 7-elven to grab a pack of condom? but then u'll lose the momentum. what if she decided not to bonk when u return with a pack of condom?
Hahahaa... since she not FL, juz up her RAW lor.... No need to worry how to explaining the Condom issue lah.... heheheee.... juz my 0.5cent worth..... :D
goofybaby69
03-06-2007, 03:42 PM
to me, juz continue wat we were doing loh until she herself qns me.
if she nvr qns me, i qns her loh.
She is doesn’t ask doesn’t mean she will trust u in the future.
you can always tell her your grandad gave you the condoms for a special occasion... and she is the special girl you've been waiting for
Do u think she’ll believe this crab story? hahha
ask her for cap!...:D
And she say no, don’t have? Then how? hahha
camelot
03-06-2007, 03:48 PM
[QUOTEAnd she say no, don’t have? Then how? hahha[/QUOTE]
Settle for a Monica Lewinsky special....?
nawtgree
03-06-2007, 03:50 PM
if she say no dn't have means she giving u permission to up her RAW le what...lidat no choice lor
goofybaby69
03-06-2007, 03:56 PM
bro, bro, bro, what happened to yr points, man??? will try to do something about it soon. take care, ya???;)
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I don't know who zapped me and for whatever reason I have no clue man??:confused
as for yr dilemma, why dont u tell her that it was leftover from yr ex-gf last time??? for better effect, tell her u have used one for more than a year liao... only got expiry date on the box what, no purchase date...:D hope it helps, cheers.
maybe the guy will get pass with this excuse. Good one.
_AXL_
03-06-2007, 03:59 PM
I don't know who zapped me and for whatever reason I have no clue man??
no sweat... slowly earn back the points lor... will up yr points once i returned all favours. meanwhile, enjoy the bonks, eh???:D
EvilInside
04-06-2007, 03:05 AM
you can always tell her your grandad gave you the condoms for a special occasion... and she is the special girl you've been waiting for :D
What a nice excuse to use... :D
tomvoyeur
04-06-2007, 03:22 AM
If you have a nice girl over at your place, u both get along well. one thing led to another and u both ended up kissing passionately. She is all wet down there and u no longer can control urself.
When she is all wet, think she will ask u to cap it n f#$k it LOL.....:D
weert
04-06-2007, 04:18 AM
if she want it also, she'll secretly thank u for having one in the wallet for immediate use... :D
chickenzip
04-06-2007, 08:29 AM
when action is fast and thick, i dun think she is going to bother much abt how u get the condom...but hard to tell after the steamy sexsion. :D
*FiReWoRkS*
04-06-2007, 12:08 PM
think go for option2 better cos got to think long term..
since it is not 100% that you will lose the fuck eventually..more worth it..
goofybaby69
04-06-2007, 03:30 PM
think go for option2 better cos got to think long term..
since it is not 100% that you will lose the fuck eventually..more worth it..
the problem is the small head can't think long term like the big head does..haha
goofybaby69
04-06-2007, 03:48 PM
when action is fast and thick, i dun think she is going to bother much abt how u get the condom...but hard to tell after the steamy sexsion. :D
yeah action first and explain later but there may not be a chance to explain after this sexsion. there is a high chance u might lose her trust if u can't come up with a good gandma story..haha
surfer888
04-06-2007, 04:03 PM
Just tell her nowadays quite cold at night so need to put on condom to keep it warm.
American Eagle
04-06-2007, 04:04 PM
Pretend to go to your parent's room and claim that it belongs to your father lor. Sure work. :p
no_faith
04-06-2007, 04:06 PM
precautious is better den cure.
so always possess one in case in need. u nvr know when u need it
;)
hotdick69
04-06-2007, 04:10 PM
just tell her ur sis left it in ur room just incase.... ur parents search her room :D
just tell her that the condom was bought by your ex and for both of you then. If she take your story plus a bit of star search audition segment(acting skill), you will get what you want. No headache.
Castrol
04-06-2007, 04:43 PM
If you have a nice girl over at your place, u both get along well.
if she's a nice girl, clean clean type, then forget about the condom liao lo. condoms are only to use for prostitutes and any-riders aka "locheline". :D
triple h
04-06-2007, 04:50 PM
alamak bro.... how can advocate RAW....... kekekekeke
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
if she's a nice girl, clean clean type, then forget about the condom liao lo. condoms are only to use for prostitutes and any-riders aka "locheline". :D
goofybaby69
04-06-2007, 05:17 PM
alamak bro.... how can advocate RAW....... kekekekeke
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
hahaha..i know sooner or later triple h will come and give those who advocated raw a smackdown.:D
Doing raw is out of the question la.
Castrol
04-06-2007, 05:17 PM
alamak bro.... how can advocate RAW....... kekekekeke
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
hahaha... raw is not always war! :D
hotdick69
04-06-2007, 05:40 PM
raw is not war is u experience in the pull out........:D
so it a risk u got to take..... ex GF is the best excuse lah
try this..... when both getting hot and horny liao... tell her u want to be a responsible guy so need to use condom..... then act like want to go out and buy... then give a shy but sad look and tell her i still 1 left over from last time
she see ur "good" acting sure give into u lah.... like that she more sayang u
Freman
04-06-2007, 05:56 PM
hi,
use my well tested excuse....
tell her you wanna use condom so that to avoid pregnancy..... it's nothing to do with STD....
she sure grateful 1....
monster.cookie
04-06-2007, 06:10 PM
if is one night stand then bother and just pull it out from your pocket/wallet/drawer/anywhere...
if this one is plan for LT one, then must be careful. On 1 occassion, I asked her, "can you hold this mood for 10 minutes while I run down to buy some protection against accidents?" Then I basically go downstairs for 5 min and run back up with the rubber. I told her i made a dash for it and ask her to get back to the same position when I left her. It was quite hilarious but things continued...
Later on she questioned me about it and I was honest with her that all modern man should have rubber with them for safety reasons, especially single ones...By then it was too late and she kinda understood. of course i lied to her that I only kept the condoms for our own use from that night onwards,
EvilInside
05-06-2007, 10:24 PM
Later on she questioned me about it and I was honest with her that all modern man should have rubber with them for safety reasons, especially single ones...By then it was too late and she kinda understood. of course i lied to her that I only kept the condoms for our own use from that night onwards,
If there is a remote control to pause and then play to continue, it will be better. Otherwise still have to explain :D
HardyNorman
06-06-2007, 07:03 AM
just say that you have responsible boss, who was doing promotion for aids/hiv awareness campaign, and give out the condoms, with some brochure and CD. brochure and CD u duno put where already. Condom still have 1 pack. unopen one, take it and open infront of her... or something along that line, depending on your job. Like you go for this advertising seminar and durex was one of the sponsors, if you can't use the excuse your boss give you the condoms.
sutafen
06-06-2007, 08:59 AM
r u too young to tell lie? still need to teach meh, kekeke....
just tell her the CD is left over since the time with ur ex-gf lor.
Gladio
06-06-2007, 12:30 PM
If she really wants to do it with you, I'm sure she can wait for another 10 mins. :D
Or else you can always op for a BJ or HJ first??
MMM88
06-06-2007, 03:40 PM
I dun quite understand why there is a need to ask such question(s) ......condoms or RAW , jus go through t whole FXXK process lah......:confused:
mature consenting adults ....why waste time to gif excuse(s) .....during the HEAT of t moment , where got time to tink .....just BONK.....afterall we r talking abt gfs or ONS (not commercial sex) :rolleyes:
STK01
07-06-2007, 01:01 AM
Yah, I concur...
Look at Bro MMM88's signature, u can find the answer, heheh:D
American Eagle
08-06-2007, 06:50 PM
Alternatively, tell her that it was issued by SAF during ROC training and you did not use any of them. She would be impressed by you for that. Killing 2 birds with 1 stone. :)
delayer
08-06-2007, 11:54 PM
Alternatively, tell her that it was issued by SAF during ROC training and you did not use any of them. She would be impressed by you for that. Killing 2 birds with 1 stone. :)
haha :x need to check if they are still " usable "
too many years put one corner ... with our singapore humid condition... it bound to lose it's effectiveness.
but is a good excuse though. think i will use that trick next time :x
wahdabig
09-06-2007, 03:39 AM
man,wait for her to ask for condom,if she don't ask,mean ok with raw lor.thats my experience.good luck :)
slacker
09-06-2007, 09:50 AM
bro cannot la the condom SAF issue is the stupid brand one lei.. If your gal had other ex bfs from the army use b4 easy to kanna caught lei... I would go with the option of doing her raw unless she request then i would come out with something like it was the leftover from my past relationship or something. Or tell her something like you just bought it for standby lo... i guess something like that would still put her to bed with you..
My 2 cents. :D
American Eagle
12-06-2007, 10:09 PM
bro cannot la the condom SAF issue is the stupid brand one lei.
I would go with the option of doing her raw unless she request then i would come out with something like it was the leftover from my past relationship.
Or tell her something like you just bought it for standby lo.
An la dun worry, just tell her that nowadays SAF condom also upgraded like our meal and dry ration ma. :p
I am not incline to do her raw. Just imagine, if she can do with you raw, definitely she can do raw with her ex or ons. Very dangerous leh. Nobody knows for sure. So protection is better than cure.
Bought it for standby? This would be the last reason I would want to give. She would definitely haunt you for that ...... "Dear, you mean you always standby condom??? Standby for who huh??? How many have you used so far???", until you drop dead. :p
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