The Art of Eating Pussy

[Pusslover]

The Art of Eating Pussy
& Tongue Kung-Fu

Nearly every woman wants a guy who will willingly and expertly perform oral sex. If you don’t already know how to perform oral sex like a Pussy Master, don’t worry. You are about to learn the Great Art of Eating Pussy...
Introduction
If you can learn and perform cunnilingus with some degree of expertise, you’ll be up there with the Sex Gods as far as women are concerned. If you can bring a woman to orgasm with your fingers and tongue she’ll be yours for as long as you are interested! How do we know this? We asked a whole load of women what turns them on the most and we’ve used their answers to compile this report. Learn and use this stuff and you’ll become totally irresistible to women!


"My last boyfriend had a dick the size of my little finger and you know what, I didn’t care ... he gave the best tonguing I’ve ever had. His tongue was probably longer than his cock anyhow but he really knew how to use it. He used it better than most guys use their cocks; in, out, licking, pushing, thrusting. I just wish every guy knew what he did!"

June, a 30 year old high school teacher



Anatomy
It helps if you know what a woman’s genitals are really about and what is going to turn her on the most so here’s a very brief explanation to get you started. A woman's genitals consist of two sets of lips (the inner and outer labia) that enclose the vaginal opening at the bottom and the clitoris at the top like petals. The clitoris is a small nub of skin at the top of the pussy, which is usually hidden underneath a hood of skin. As she becomes more aroused, the clitoris becomes more erect and emerges from the hood like a tiny penis.






The clitoris
Stimulating the clitoris is the key to her orgasm. The glans penis and the clitoris have the same number of nerve endings and similar sensations, as do other genital areas. For example, the prostate gland in a male shares the same sensations as a woman’s vagina; the penis shaft shares similar sensations as a woman’s inner pussy lips; and the scrotum shares similar sensations to her outer pussy lips. Almost any licking or sucking of any part of her pussy is going to be enjoyable although the tongue works best with the clitoris and the fingers with the vagina/G-spot.

The G-spot
The G-spot is a secondary point of stimulus. It is located just inside the front ‘wall’ of the vagina and feels like a round, raised area of fatty tissue about the size of a small coin. Clitoral and G-spot orgasms vary in intensity and a small percentage of women who have G-spot orgasms ejaculate liquid (not urine) from the Skene Glands, which lay on each side of the urethra.



A world of pussy
Just as every cock is unique, the appearance of every pussy is different. They come in all different sizes, colours and shapes; some are hidden from view and some have thick, luscious lips that come out to greet you. Some women have great bushes of pubic hairs while others have shaved off every pube to leave their glorious cunnies exposed.

Learn the basics
The best and most proven method of making your partner “come” through oral sex is by repeated, rhythmic stroking of her clitoris with your tongue. The tongue is uniquely suited for this purpose because of its texture, versatility, and pliability. Some women prefer not to have direct or firm stimulation on the clitoris until they are near the peak arousal stage. Be receptive to any sharp gasps from her because you might be being too firm. If this is the case, move away from direct contact or adopt a gentler technique. Repeated, rhythmic stroking can be accomplished in a variety of ways: rapid, repeated vertical licks with a firm, pointed tongue, or by planting your tongue firmly against your partner's clitoris and vigorously shaking your head back and forth.

Fine strokes
It's usually best to build up to licking her clitoris, perhaps by kissing or licking the surrounding areas. You can be highly inventive in the way you use your tongue on her clitoris. You can keep your tongue soft, and gently caress it, or tighten your tongue to something of a point and rhythmically lick at it. You can include it as the middle of a wider stroke, or concentrate directly on it. You can gently press your lips around it and suck, or suck it between your lips and lick it intensely. Remember to pay attention to how sensitive she seems to be. Always build up gradually to it, at least until you know about how much stimulation she likes. It's good to sometimes surprise her with greater intensity (if she likes that), and other times to build up gradually.
Is this turning you on?
Remember to either ask her if she’s enjoying it as you’re doing it or pay attention to her body (if she’s grabbing your head and pushing it deeper into her pussy, moaning, groaning, grinding her hips up and down, you can be pretty sure you’re doing the right thing! Similarly, if she’s really enjoying what you’re doing, the amount of pussy juice will increase!). When she’s really into what you’re doing, don’t whatever you do stop. Just keep at it and she’ll tell you or indicate if she wants you to go slower, harder, faster or to do something different. If she starts yanking at your arms and trying to pull you up - she wants you to fuck her with your cock so don’t linger on the cunnilingus - get in there... fast!

Smart sex
Appreciate your woman's unique qualities and tell her what makes her special and she’ll adore you for it.

In fact, part of being a great lover is using your mind as much as your body to turn a woman on. Women like to be talked to and they like to be teased sexually. A bit of tantalising foreplay will give you better results than if you fumble around then clumsily spread her legs and start humping her. Have a bit of patience... it’s worth the wait!



"Mark spends a long time getting me all hot and horny. By the time he gets to my pussy I’m like Niagara down there - all wet and gushing. I’m going nuts by then - and he knows it. God, I just love it when his tongue first slides along my pussy. I’m like begging him by then, ‘do it, baby, do it’. I’m loud. I know I’m loud when I’m hot for it. I want him to know how much I’m enjoying it. I want everyone to know how much I’m enjoying it. Oh god, he’s the best."

Stacy, a 23 year old trainee nurse


Different strokes for different fucks
Don’t assume that what works for one woman will work for another - no matter how many lovers you’ve had. Never, ever give her the impression that you use the same ‘technique’ on every pussy you meet or you’ll be out on the street before you get to first base. You’ve got to convince your lover that she’s unique to you.

Similarly, even if you’ve been with the same partner for a long time, you could be surprised to learn that she may need different ways of arousal at different times. Sometimes a woman will want you to be extremely gentle with her and at other times, she’s going to want you to get right down there. If this is all too confusing, play it safe and start slow.

Pourring it on
Ask her what she likes, listen to what she says and then give her what she wants (and a little bit more besides)... Tell her how beautiful her body is, tell her which parts you like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you go down. No matter how confident a woman seems when she’s fully dressed, when it gets down to sex, she’s going to be a bit uncomfortable. She’s going to be wondering whether her boobs are big enough, whether her arse is too fat, and if she’s tasty ‘down there’. Basically, what she wants and needs to hear is that you want her! A lot of women are pretty shy about their bodies so it’s important that you make her feel sexy, beautiful and desirable to begin with. She’ll relax a whole lot more if she believes that you find her gorgeous and that you genuinely can’t wait to go down and taste her pussy. On the same note, a little noise on your part during proceedings will go a long way to convincing her that you are enjoying it as much as she is. .
Some women are very hung up on cunnilingus and believe that you really don’t like it. If you're excited by her responses or by the act itself, don't try to stay quiet about it. The same kind of sounds that will reassure and excite a lover when they're pleasuring you will often work when you're pleasuring them, too

"Luke has this way of letting me know he’s really turned on. I just hear him really softly moan. It’s sort of a really low-key noise but it turns me on so much. The first time I heard him do it, I just came straight away."
Melanie, a 19 year old college student.

[Pusslover]

The Taste Test
If you’re one of those men who are put off the idea of ‘going down’ on a woman because you think her pussy is going to smell or taste unpleasant or just too strong, there’s a simple solution. Why not suggest taking a bath or shower together before you have sex. Make it a romantic and sexy suggestion - don’t whatever you do give her the impression that you find her pussy offensive or distasteful in any way. The whole shower or bath routine could become part of your lovemaking routine. Think of it as an opportunity to really explore each other’s bodies (and indulge in some wet foreplay!). It’s a great prelude to a wonderful sex session either in the shower or somewhere more comfortable.
Rub-a-dub-dub
Get the soap, lather it up and then give her an all-over body rub. Massage her breasts, suck on her soapy nipples, rub your face into her armpits, kiss her all over... wash her pussy, taking time to explore and get to know that secret part of her with your hands and tongue... spread her outer pussy lips and run your wet fingers over her inner lips and very gently over her clitoris (that little nub of skin at the top of her pussy which is sometimes hidden beneath a hood of skin). Push your finger into her vagina as your thumb gently rubs her clitoris and watch as she gets more excited (she’ll let you know whether she wants you to push faster or harder). Let her play with your cock while you run your hands around her arse cheeks. Lather up your hands and push your hand down between her cheeks and rub a finger around her anus.
You can very gently push your finger inside her anus and wash around (if you’re planning some anal sex later on) but remember to wash that finger before you go anywhere near her pussy. If you want to keep things going in the shower, kneel down in front of her and begin licking her. You’ll find her taste quite neutral (maybe even a little soapy!).
Do her a Flavour...
Another way to overcome the pussy taste, if you need to, is to add sweeteners! Make it into a sexy game and coat her pussy lips with honey, chocolate spread or whipped cream (the canned dispenser kind is probably the easiest and most convenient way of doing this). Don’t ever use anything which will burn or in any other way hurt your lover.

Foreplay
This is a vital not-to-be-skipped-over stage of oral sex. Less is always the best way to start out if you don't know exactly what a specific person likes. It's much safer to build up from not enough than to try to back down after shattering the mood by being too rough. If you start out slowly, in most cases this will increase her excitement even more. But if you start out too rough or too quickly, it almost always turns her off the whole thing.

Tease to please
Unlike men, women enjoy being teased in the lead-up to oral sex. Place lingering kisses on her waist, around the top of her Venus mound and down the inside of her thighs - don’t feel you’ve got to head directly for your target. Work your way up to it (or rather, down to it). This approach remains the same no matter how long you’ve been with your lover. Don’t think just because you’ve been together a while that you can just pounce. Taking your time with her still has the same effect as it does the first time - she’ll be hot with excitement, wet with anticipation...and ready!
The slow strip
You could make a sexy game out of undressing her. Gently unbutton and remove her clothes, pausing to kiss her newly exposed flesh as you move down her body. Place light, tender kisses on her as you caress each part of her skin. Don’t ignore any part of her body. Nibble her ears, suck her nipples, stroke her tits and just when she expects you to hone in on her pussy, roll her over onto her tummy and kiss lightly all the way down her back. Run your fingers over her arse cheeks and along her crack. Kiss her panty crotch from that position. Roll her back when she is ready for more or when she starts humping the mattress or couch! When you get to her panties, don’t automatically pull them down. Instead, kiss her legs (behind her knees is a major turn-on zone). Suck gently on her inner thighs but make a point of stopping at the line of her panties. Plant dry kisses on her pussy through the material of her underwear. Don’t be tempted to grind your fingers through the material though because it will probably be too harsh against the skin of her pussy and end up turning her right off.

Stealth tactics
Similarly, when you do get there, don't start licking her clitoris immediately. Move in on it with stealth. Start with the area around it, which can be pretty sensitive with some women, even if it doesn't seem to cause the same dramatic response. Just as importantly ... don’t immediately start pushing fingers into her vagina. It will be too dry... she’ll tense up and you’ll be back to square one. So, focus on getting her really aroused before you head directly for her pussy. Kiss her passionately and take your time licking, kissing and touching her all the way down her body. It’s not a race ... women love to be teased and tantalised in the lead-up to sex. You’ll know when she’s ready for your tongue to touch her pussy (a major clue is when she arches her back and offers up her pussy to your mouth, lifts her arse up off the bed, or moans and groans with delight and begs for more!).
Turning up the heat
The inner part of her thigh is her most tender spot so lick it, kiss it, and use the tip of your tongue to draw on it. Lightly draw your tongue over her panties then move back down to her thighs again. Heighten her desire. If she’s really excited, the crotch of her panties will already be damp. Pull her panties to one side and run your tongue along her pussy lips then pull the material back over her pussy again. You’re tantalising her in a way that she’ll love. Do this a few more times then gently pull her underwear off. Now lick the crease where her leg joins her pussy. Nuzzle your face into her bush. Breathe gently over her lips then brush your lips over her slit without pressing down on it.


Good Positions
Get into a position where you have easy access to her pussy. Don’t be mechanical about this - as you kiss her, you could gently guide her into a lying down position and as you run your hands over her legs, push them a little wider apart. A good position for both of you is if she is lying on her back with her legs open and you are either lying or kneeling between her bent legs, perhaps with her legs resting on each of your shoulders. You could even get her to sit on a chair or couch so that you can kneel in front of her. Alternatively, you could lie on your back and get her to straddle or squat over your face. If she’s willing to give you pleasure at the same time, you could both lie in the ‘69’ position (she lies with her head next to your cock and your head is next to her pussy).

[Pusslover]

The Basic Techniques
When she’s squirming with anticipation and straining to get your tongue clamped on her pussy, place your lips directly onto her slit. Kiss her right there - gently at first then with more force. Use your tongue to separate her pussy lips and when she opens up, run your tongue up and down between the layers of pussy flesh. It is not unusual for your partner's lips to be closed together. A very excited woman's lips may be slightly spread already. Build the tension by lightly kissing or blowing on her pussy. Spread her pussy lips by placing your tongue first at the base of her sex, and then firmly running your tongue all the way up. Continue with a few long licks from the base of her sex all the way to the top past her clitoris. Vary the firmness of your tongue from hard and pointed to broad and soft.

Circling into the clitoris
Gradually bring your tongue closer to the clitoris, increasing the pressure as your tongue comes into direct contact with it. Move your tongue in a circle around the clitoris then rapidly go up and down or flick across it. If she moves backs away or yelps, you need to slow down a little. Alternate your licking with sucking or use a combination of your tongue and lips, perhaps following your tongue with your lower lips. As her clitoris becomes more swollen (as she nears orgasm), you can suck it although be careful not to apply direct pressure to it, as it will be extremely sensitive.

Guage her response
Watch her face: if she’s enjoying it, suck harder. If she lifts her pelvis into the air with the tension of her rising orgasm, move with her, don't fight her. Hang on, and keep your mouth on her clitoris. Don't let go. To really intensify her pleasure, finger-fuck her as you’re sucking her clitoris. Take two fingers, make sure they're wet so you don't irritate her skin and slide them inside her, slowly at first, then a little faster. Fuck her with them rhythmically. Speed up only when she does. Listen to her breathing. She'll let you know what to do. If you're sucking her clitoris and finger-fucking her at the same time, you're giving her far more stimulation than you would be giving her with your cock alone.
Hang in there, cowboy!
When she starts to orgasm, whatever you do, don't let go of that clitoris. When she starts to come down from the first orgasm, press your tongue along the underside of the clitoris, leaving your lips covering the top. Move your tongue in and out of her cunt. If your fingers are inside, move them a little too.

The important thing to remember is to vary your approach - be sensitive to what she wants. Sometimes she will want you to take a gentle, leisurely approach and at other times, she’ll want you to be aggressive. If you start off slow, she’ll let you know what is turning her on (and off). ‘Faster, harder, ooh slow down’ that kind of thing. Or if she doesn’t say anything, she’ll use her body to let you know what to do (an urgent lifting of her pussy, thrusting it harder into your face is a sure sign that she wants more and faster).

If you move away from her clitoris just as she’s about to orgasm, you’ll stop her from orgasming. That’s okay if you want to tantalise her and then go back for more but you risk having one helluva pissed off lady if you stop at that vital point and expect some action yourself.




Alternatives to try
Try any of these following techniques (you don’t have to use them all at once - just take them as guidelines):
Push your tongue into the grooves of her lips; French-kiss her pussy; tongue-fuck her; thrust fingers into her vagina and/or anus while licking her; suck gently on her clitoris while running your fingers in and out of her vagina; suck her clitoris while flicking your tongue over and around it; or breathe gently on her clitoris while you finger-fuck her.

You could use the following to heat up or cool down your lover... Have a glass of small ice cubes by your side. Place one or two in your mouth and suck on them for a minute or so, enough to soften the edges. Slowly rub the ice cube along her pussy lips then push it into her vagina. Alternatively, remove the ice cube from your mouth and lick her pussy with your cold tongue. The sensations will be very pleasurable. As a contrast, take a sip of coffee or tea and then lick her with your hot tongue.
For a refreshing change, suck on a menthol or mint-flavoured cough drop then kiss and lick your lover’s pussy. Since cough drops stimulate mucus membranes (present in the mouth and pussy), she’ll get a pleasurable tingly feeling down there.

Don’t ever use anything which will burn or in any other way hurt your lover.

[Pusslover]

The G-spot double whammy
Now you’ve mastered the basics, you’re ready to combine what you know with G-spot stimulation. The G-spot is the tissue in that raised area of the vagina, which has a higher concentration of sexual nerves and which when stimulated during sex produces earth-shattering orgasms.

How to find the G-spot...
To find it, imagine that your lover is lying on her back with her legs spread. You are sitting between her legs, facing her. Reach out one hand, palm up, and gently insert your index or middle finger, still palm up. Curl that finger back toward yourself a little, as if you are gesturing for someone to come towards you. Feel around and you’ll discover a soft mound. This, or somewhere near it, is the G-spot. If you’re unsure if you’ve got the right place, feel around and massage each area until you get one that seems to work. You should try each spot for a few seconds, pressing gently then letting up.


Get your timing right
She must be aroused for G-spot stimulation to have any real effect so focus initially on her vagina and clitoris then move to this area. But when she is excited, the G-spot stimulation is the best way to bring her to orgasm. Work your way to it gradually by teasing her with your fingers, slowly and gently. It's easier to hit the right area with two fingers, but this may not be comfortable for her, depending on how "tight" she is at that moment. When you have your fingers in the right area, gently press it with fairly rhythmic movements.

G-spot orgasms - watch out big kahuna!
A G-spot orgasm is different than any other kind women have and it also causes her body to react in a different way. First, it often causes a "push out" orgasm. The area around, or "above" (farther inside, that is) your fingers seems to swell up or to contract toward the opening of her vagina. If you find the right combination of pushing back when this happens, and slacking off to let it push out, you can cause her orgasm to continue happening, long after normal ones would have subsided. In some women you can even keep her at a "plateau" (raised level) of sexual excitement, like a prolonged orgasm (or a little less than one) afterward, building up to an even bigger climax.



Female Ejaculate
Stimulating the G-Spot causes even more lubrication than normal sex, and the "push out" orgasm that some women have causes it to squirt out. Not only this, but sexual excitement usually makes it difficult or impossible to pee...the closer you are to orgasm, the harder your body will resist urinating, because urine is poisonous to sperm and that would defeat the whole purpose of sex, according to your body's original design
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Tongue Control
Here’s a great technique we heard about recently. If you want to vary the style of your licking, imagine that your tongue is making the shape of the letters of the alphabet. Start with the lower case letters and move through the alphabet and then do the upper case letters from A through to Z. This will ensure you cover every possible angle - and when you hear a sharp intake of breath, you can be pretty sure that you’ve hit the right spot.


How long will she take to orgasm?
If you plan to bring her to orgasm with cunnilingus, it may take anywhere from five minutes to 30 minutes. You can stretch that out for a couple of hours if you want to keep her at a pre-orgasmic state (and prolong the agony/ecstasy). Prepare for a marathon session by learning to conserve the muscles in your tongue and using a variation of pressure and types of licking. Licking with the relaxed flat position of your tongue is likely to be very pleasurable for your partner. Switch positions if you start to become tired.
As she starts to cum...
Once she starts to climax (and that could take upto 30 minutes, maybe longer), you may wonder how long you should keep going then. The best advice we can give you is to keep going until she makes you stop. Some women may pull you away just before they orgasm while other women can have one orgasm after another. And even when she’s orgasmed, keep going very gently just a little longer until she pulls away. Unlike men, women don’t experience the same abrupt end to climaxing where they can’t bear any contact. They usually like to be caressed and held after they orgasmed.

If you’re upto a marathon pussy eating session, she may be ready to begin again after a few minutes rest. Just ask her.


Conserving your energy while firing her buttons
What about you? If your lover can experience repeated, extended orgasms and you (for some reason) need to take a break, the absolute best way to do this is to give her a clitoral orgasm. This can be as simple as pushing even more gently and slowly on her G-spot, while giving her clitoris more attention (it can often take more direct and firm stimulation by that level of arousal), so that her next orgasm is really caused by the licking, not the pressing of your finger(s). This works because, with many women anyway, clitoral orgasms leave her feeling very sensitive, and momentarily satisfied (or at least wanting to take a breather).
When your tongue is getting tired, switch from moving your tongue directly, to using your whole jaw to move your tongue, by slightly opening and closing it. If you tire of this, move your entire head, so that it's doing the actual work that makes your tongue move. When even your neck tires, gently rock your entire body back and forth, so that it's your body that's actually doing the work to move your tongue.

And afterwards?
After she’s climaxed and relaxed, don’t assume she’s going to turn over and fall asleep. Talk to her, stroke her body, caress her breasts. Keep making love to her quietly until she's come all the way down.

[Pusslover]

Oral Sex During Menstruation
A lot of women are very horny before and sometimes during their period. If you are both willing to have sex during this time, you should find a way that will satisfy her whether that’s through intercourse, manual or oral sex. If you feel comfortable about going down on her, that’s great and perfectly safe. It would be perfectly acceptable to suggest that she wear a tampon while you’re doing it and take a shower beforehand. If the thought of the blood flow doesn’t worry you, then you could also go down on her while you’re both in the shower (less messy etc.) or just use a couple of old towels on the bed. Waiting until near the end of her period will entail less mess as the bloodflow will be minimal.


Sex Aids & Cunnilingus
There’s nothing wrong with using a vibrator or dildo during oral sex - in fact, they could complement or even enhance your pussy-eating skills... but make sure they’re something she wants too. Maybe talk about it before you spring them on her. You can't control them as well as you can your fingers or tongue, but some women like the idea and/or the feel of them.


Anal & Oral Sex
If you both enjoy anal sex, you can add this too your pussy exploration but it’s important to remember that once you’ve inserted your finger or cock into her anus, you need to wash them before you place them anywhere near her pussy (or risk an unpleasant infection). Lubricate your finger and rub it gently around her anus. Keep doing this and she’ll let you know if she’s okay with you being there and/or going further. If you feel her tense up, then she’s probably not okay about it and it’s best just to leave this area altogether. If she’s okay about it, try moving your finger in and out of her anus as you continue to stimulate her vagina with your tongue or another finger.


Arse-Free Anal Stimulation
The vagina and rectum share a ‘wall’ on one side which means that sexual stimulation is possible from anal entry. It also means that a similar sensation to anal sex can be achieved without ever touching her arse by stimulating the side of her vagina where it shares nerves with her rectum. To find the right spot, reach one or two fingers into her vagina, arch your finger to touch her G-spot, then rotate your hand to face the exact other direction and rhythmically touch it. Use the length of your finger rather than the tip.
You need to build up to this kind of stimulation and get her excited and sensitive first.


Combining G-Spot & Arse-Free Anal Stimulation
Once you’ve located both her G-spot and Arse-Free Anal Stimulation Spot, you can work on stimulating both during oral sex. Switch back and forth between pushing G-spot and pressing the length of your finger on the opposite side. Try one press on one side, one on the other, back and forth.




More Anus Stuff
Anolinctus is the act of licking the anus. Some people prefer their partner to clean the area first while others actually prefer the natural state. The tongue is run along the inner buttocks and the anus is licked or tickled with the tongue. In another form, a person uses their tongue like a penis, thrusting it between the buttocks and ramming it against the anus.


A Word of caution.
Anolingus or rimming, inserting the tongue into a partner’s anus can transmit diseases such as AIDS, hepatitis and giardia unless a dental dam or some form of plastic barrier is used. Besides these diseases, there are parasites living in the lower intestinal that can cause diseases when swallowed and relocated to the upper intestine of the person doing the licking.


She Won’t/Can’t Come?
Sometimes, you can be licking, sucking, kissing her pussy and she just doesn’t seem to be approaching orgasm. What’s wrong? If you know that she can orgasm and has before with you, she might just be distracted on this occasion. Or maybe you’re not going about it in the way that turns her on. So ask her what she’d like you to do differently. Don’t get defensive. If you really want her to cum, then you’ve got to find out what turns her on. It’s not going to be the same thing every time you go down on her. Maybe she’d like you to finger-fuck her while you’re sucking her clitoris or be a little less clumsy or she wants you to use a bit more pressure and speed.

If you do all the things that she says she likes but she still doesn’t come, then she’s probably too shy or too hung-up to let go in front of you. Encourage her to focus entirely on what the two of you are doing. Make her feel beautiful and desirable. Maybe the two of you could indulge in a mutual masturbation session and as she sees that you trust her and can let go in front of her, she will be encouraged to do likewise.

[Pusslover]

TONGUE KUNG-FU
The Ancient Secrets of Giving Mind-Blowing Oral Sex!

Just like martial artists, sexual masters train their bodies to become adept at giving and receiving maximum pleasure. From the ancient practices of Taoism, we have discovered this secret tongue training regime to turn you into an expert oral sex master able to spark orgasmic shivers with just a flick of your tongue! By practicing these techniques you will have hordes of women eating out of the palm of your hand ... while you eat out their laps!
The Tongue Training Workout

Why on earth do you need to train your tongue?
Your tongue is one of the strongest muscles in your body, so why do you need to train it? Well it’s simple. Your tongue has the innate strength and agility for oral sex, and you can lap away at your girl’s pussy and probably make her very happy ... but to be a true artist, a tongue kung-fu master, you need to master it and control it. By performing the exercises that follow you will increase your awareness of your tongue and be able to control it with great skill and dexterity. You will also have an incredibly powerful, agile tongue that is able to flick and whip and probe and push like a powerful little snake.

A world of difference...
Do not underestimate the difference this will make to your ability to give great oral sex to your lover. There are orgasms (“that was nice dear, now lets have a cup of tea”) and there are ORGASMS (“WOWWWWWW!!! OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! I THINK I JUST ERUPTED!!!”) ... most women are grateful to even get the first type ... but they will think you are a living god if you can give them the second type whenever you choose!

Blow her mind!
Let’s be fair, we men have had the upper hand in the orgasm stakes - we can get an orgasm within moments and often do, to the chagrin of our women who pat us on the back and kindly say, “it’s okay, I just want to cuddle anyway”. Well, fuck that - they say that to us to protect our egos but when women are together they bitch and moan about how they never have orgasms. Well, you can blow their minds and here’s how...

The Tongue Master Exercises
For these exercises, you will need an orange, some string and a toothpick – your tongue gym! First of all thread the string through the orange and secure one end of the string with a 2.5cm (one inch) piece of toothpick. Dangle the orange so it is level with your mouth.

The Tongue Stab
For the first exercise, flick your tongue at the orange in a stabbing motion.
Keep the tongue very firm and sharp-pointed as it fires straight out of your mouth. Shoot it straight ahead at the orange and as your progress with the training, increase your speed.

The motion is just like that of a snake or a serpent and it’s brilliant for teasing and stimulating ears, breasts and genitals.

Ears are very sensitive as they are full of nerve endings (or acupuncture points) that connect to the entire body, so if you kiss, lip-nibble and lick them it’s a great way to get her hot and her juices flowing!


The Tongue Hook
With the orange hanging in front of your mouth, stick your tongue right out and down towards your chin. Then hook the tongue up and under the orange, actually hooking the bottom of the orange with the tip of your tongue.
You can then do a reverse hook, curling the tongue back down and flicking down on the orange. You’ll use this hooking motion to slide up and down between her pussy lips.

It’s incredibly exciting for her and if you actually manage to hook her G-Spot, you may actually stimulate the infamous female ejaculation - so don’t be surprised if she cums on your face!

The ancient Taoist sages called this female cum, “the elixir of the moon” and they believed it contained an incredibly powerful and rejuvenating essence, which they loved to gobble up!

Keep practicing this movement and you’ll soon increase your strength and control. It’s a lovely feeling when you do because you can hook powerfully into her pussy and get her spasming and begging you for more!



The Tongue Slap
Still using the hanging orange, stick the tongue out as far as you can to the far right, then rapidly swing it to the left, slapping the orange as powerfully as you can with the firm side of your tongue.
Then start again with the tongue at the far left and flick powerfully to the right, slapping the orange.

Keep this up all the while increasing your power and speed.

This movement works great to open her labia and spread her petals, and then you can use it on her clitoris and drive her wild!


Advanced Practice
When you’ve practiced these three exercises for a while, you’ll have a stronger, nimbler tongue and you should be able to dribble the orange and play with it, catching it on the tongue tip and balancing it.
For the first month, stick with using an orange.

For the second month, you could progress to using a grapefruit.

Then in the third month, begin using a hanging glass jar filled with nails or steel ball bearings, starting with 1/2 lb and graduating to 1lb of weight, and later moving to using larger jars.


An Additional Exercise For Graduates
You’ll need a smooth plastic ruler (wood or metal is okay too, as long as its smooth and won’t cut the tongue).

The Rude Ruler
Place the ruler on a flat surface like a table (or shelf).
Press one half of the ruler firmly against the table; the other half of the ruler should project over the edge of the table towards you. You need to position yourself so that the projecting end of the ruler is at mouth level.

Now you alternately lift up and depress the ruler with the wide base of your tongue.

You can do sets where you just lift and lower, or sets where you just press down and slowly release.

You can even do isometric holds in the extreme flex position.



Play with it and work out a program that suits you. By now you will have a taut, toned, tongue ready to kick ass (or lick ass if that’s what lights your fire!) and stir your lover into ecstatic orgasms!

Hygiene Tips

Wash your citrus fruits before and after each training session, and store them in a plastic bag in the refrigerator between sessions. As soon as they start to show signs of spoilage, replace them immediately. It’s really important to maintain good oral hygiene habits, so brush your teeth regularly, use a tongue scraper to remove the toxic fur from your tongue (check it our first thing in the morning - yuk!), use mouthwash (salted water is fine). When you are doing the tongue exercises, you’ll find that you generate a lot of fresh, clean saliva - swallow that down, the Taoists believe that saliva is very potent and can be used to increase one’s energy and spirit.

[sbf4life]

nice info bro.

you are the man :) up your points now :)

[funfox]

Bro

Thanks for the tips on "the finer points of pussy eating"
Appreciate your sharing....................

Problem is:
So many pages N how to print out this "manual" to follow the steps?
By the time finish reading first paragraph the woman gone liao.

Just go with the "feel" should be OK

Anyway, thanks for sharing. Cheers! :D

[NTUC]

Nice work bro, I read till eyes see star... :p

[fun4evergood]

Very hard to master this skill....but practice do make perfect.... :)

[Ultra6969]

My goodness! Got issue diploma or not? ;-p

Great posting. Think will have to print out and study page by page ...

[WWEF]

Great Work!
Thanks for the info...

[Twa_Kee]

Good work bro Pusslover, you certainly live up to your name !!

You are the master of Pussies !!

:D