Crazy or horny things you have done

[mdelight]

Any crazy or horny things you have done? Any encounters you may share?

Ok let me start. Thinking back, a true crazy thing we just did....
Got one late evening went out with this gal in a tube top and shirt skirt. So went to a park and quietly ask her if she dare take out her bra and panty. It was rather quiet so there were no one around (but dunno got peeping tom or not). Thought i mean it as a joke but minutes later, she slowly remove her bra and pass to me. Then later she remove her panty and quite easily she remover her red panty, coz she wear skirt quite easily can remove. Then she and i walk to some quite spot and i put her hands to both her tits and pussy. steam man! quicky unzip and do a quikie on her. then later cum on her.
as that time both are horny, also do in the car and then faster drive off. later she also high tide and find somewhere to park and coz got no toilet around, she just pee beside the car the other side facing bushes and ask me block her if got people coming. after that quickly went off and then later both of us realised we were not wearing anything under and immediately went home after that. Even so the underwear was partially wet can't wear!

Any bros got any experiences or incidents to share?

[flowerpot]

wah...

bro, intro the gal leh, i also wan..... im serious, pls PM me her contact number.. thanks... will up u if i get her number..

[dakboyslim]

got so good lobang? i also wan leh... :P

next time just ask her not to wear lo...

good work!

[VirginHunter]

Went clubing with a gal and was rubbing her all the while. When it time to go home, I send her back and she said she want to sleep a while. After reaching her place, I wake her up and she like no respond so I bend down close to her and kiss her on her lip and wisper to her we reach her place already. She a bit like don't want to get down so I took the chance to ask her if she want to go somewhere else then she in her half asleep way node her head. I happily drive her to the nearest quiet place and after reaching, I start to touch her. She show no resistance then I proceed to kiss her and autoroam her. No resistance again!!! I proceed to rub her breast and pull up her t-shirt to have a good look at her 34B breast. Start sucking it and more my hand slowly inside her skirt and dig her cunt. When it start to get wet, pull down her panty and took out a condom from my glove compartment box and cap my dick. Move over on top of her and start using my dick to play outside her cunt. After a while, begain pumping her and she moan real loud and I still thought she is half asleep before that. Just before I cum, notce a car coming to the carpark and don't care still continue pnmping her till I cum and she orgas. After that then I realise that I a police petrol car. Fuck!!! Both of us kana call out of my car and lecture by the police. After that we quickly get into my car and then zoom off to the nearest petrol kois to wash up. She love that experience but we did not meet after that incident as I think she know I only interested to fuck her and not have any relationship. Sad.

[astrozz]

It was many years ago with my ex-gf... we stayed together , once we were bathing I accidentally pee on her legs , she didnt make noise but she squatted instead to clean her toes (as if nothing happened) , then I asked if I could..... and she said yes............. you might have guessed ... well yes , she squatted in front of me , I piss on her body and she opened her mouth...... this is real. You guys decide if this was crazy , horny , sick , stupid .............. ;)

[bigshot]

Here come what i have experienced..........

Meeting up a JB gal around 11pm in JB of one of the Friday. We went to the lounge in Eden Hotel and chit chat till they closed. After that, ask her want to go other places, she said yes.. So we went to Danga Bay. Park my car opposite the danga bay car park (empty carpark field in front of bungalow house) chit chat for a while and later ask whether i can hug her. She didnt reply so I presume OK then hug and kiss her. At first, she likes don want but after i frenched her start to response well and can be autoroamed. KNN.... half way 2 malay polices knock my window and ask me to go the small police hub in danga bay. At first they want me to go central police in down town. I damn scare but ask them for chances. After begging for 5 mins, they finally agreed to close case by RM100. So quickly give.. Some more, the polices lecture me " You all chinese ppl, want to play get a hotel to play lah, don play outside here" Nia beh, have to lan lan and laugh back. After this incident , not dare to do anything in JB public

[MMM88]

many many moons ago, my buddy and i went to Chinoserie....we both managed to pick up 2 gers , drank loads of alcohol...TCSS till ard 2am....we were high n horny then ...so we left for seven-eleven to buy CDs....n drove to east coast park for bonked ....i bonked her in t front seats n my buddie bonked t other in the back seats........it was thrilling experience....cum to tink of it we should have exchanged partners....hehehehe :)

[itsabt6x]

many crazy things i've done with my ex....here's one of them some years back.
was partying at a basement club somewhere downtown, drank quite abit and started to get horny and notty...started to grope my gal and undid her strapless bar....she didnt resist....then she challenge me to take off her Gs...which I did while hugging her and swaying to the tune...she was in a short mini dress, so I slowly pull her panty side strap lower bit-by-bit through her dress....as it got lower, it got looser till it drop to the floor....wow!!! im sure some guys around noticed that...but we didnt bother, left it on the floor and continued with our frenching...
got so hot after that, we left and when to the multistorey carpark n f**k her doggy style behind someone car boot....

[beijing]

the problem is you drive a sg plated car. I did it once at the place which is now known as danga bay, previously known as tapak senaman. Quite shiok. Then police came. Told them bang happy happy. Ok told me not to go too far. Let me off somemore asked me to intro kang tao to him next time. Police also human lah.

[Sangrawi]

My ex-gf who used to work in the same office, pull me into my boss' room (he was away) durng office hours, lock the room and give me a bj.

[singexpat]

i remember this during my class chalet in the poly..

my gf tht time was in e same class, so everyone knows each other..

we were drinkin at night n 9 of us were in e same bedroom...
then another couple suddenly dare my gf to BBBJ me in front of everyone.. n they will buy breakfast for everyone tomorrow (cos too ulu, have to walk 15 min to go out)..

later bargain n allow my ex to BBBJ m under a blanket but muz show them the sperm in the mouth... n swallow..

N of coz, i'm the grand winner... :D

[kevric]

later bargain n allow my ex to BBBJ m under a blanket but muz show them the sperm in the mouth... n swallow..

N of coz, i'm the grand winner... :D


Wow..power.. infront of everyone somemore... :D

[singexpat]

Wow..power.. infront of everyone somemore...

e situation veri paiseh one..

imagine u lyin on e bed.. u hav 8 friends lookin at u...
then ur gf hide under e blanket n BJ for u..

whole room damn quiet.. can onli hear e slurp slurp sound..
n hav to control e face... :D

LJ nearly cannot stand siah..

[coolpix2075]

LJ nearly cannot stand siah..

i really admire u galfren! not many gals are dat sporting...

[singexpat]

i really admire u galfren! not many gals are dat sporting...

tink mayb all close friends n e gals always bitch n gossip together..
even e length of LJs to BJ skills n lots more..

thts y i say i'm e grand winner mah.. :D

[t123]

BMT, during visiting day, my ex came, sat besides me on my bed facing the back balcony. I told her I want, and I grab her hand and move into my pants and HJ under cover of pillow. With many parents and other people walking around. That's the craziest I could think of on what I did.

[singexpat]

BMT, during visiting day, my ex came, sat besides me on my bed facing the back balcony. I told her I want, and I grab her hand and move into my pants and HJ under cover of pillow.

Bro, u big time winner... Lucky e color of pants can "camo" e sperm ah.. :D

[rocket cheongst]

long time ago i use to work in F & B industry, as bartender,

usual routine, closing the bar, i was in the office doing the account a\closing and my ex gf was there with me, she work in same co but diff dept, sat facing me on the table wearing short skirt.

chia lat, upon seeing her undies dunno why super horny, ( also not say have not seen hers before) so slowly approach her tight and she gave a shivvers !!

siok manz !! i can sense she in to the mood liao, ( she dun usually does things liek that), slowly remove her undies while another hand reaching to lock the door. The bangging was good and i re4lease into her.

one side boking one side scared my manager come in !! :p

That experience will not be forgetten !!

[t123]

Bro, u big time winner... Lucky e color of pants can "camo" e sperm ah.. :D
I wasn't the best. Heard from my buddy during his batch, in nee soon, one guy actually brought his gf to a small shack in a secluded area of the PT field, somewhere secluded. while shagging half way, both were found half naked by the platoon sargent, encik and PC.

[singexpat]

while shagging half way, both were found half naked by the platoon sargent, encik and PC.

haha... then should b kana charged already.. muz b "painful fuck" siah.. :D

[t123]

Another true story happened in my bunk during recourse. Got this potato who stayed in states for 15 years before come back to serve his duty. Because we recourse so all old bird, but among us are some who declare 302. SO this bunk mate of mine is so adventurous becos he neber actually get physical with "sisters" before. Therefore, he got one malay bapoh to sit in his bed and tcss after nite's out. The Ah kua slip his or her hand into the PT shorts, gave a good round of rifle cleaning. It was s shiok can see my bunk mate almost moaning. Suddenly the ren yao stopped and just hastily went back to his bunk, leaving my buddy konkek and having an early flag raising session. My bunk mate called out, "Ooei, ismail, what am I going to do with this?" in disgust and pointing to his manhood. The rest of us in the bunk were having a ggod laugh till section leader came by to tell us to go to sleep.

[chenggh]

I got 1 story to share but no me...

During my NS time, 1 of the driver drive 1 of the van (MID plate) to the HDB flat with his gf to f... Kana caught then send to DB..

Regards

[Travelman]

Went clubing with a gal and was rubbing her all the while. When it time to go home, I send her back and she said she want to sleep a while. After reaching her place, I wake her up and she like no respond so I bend down close to her and kiss her on her lip and wisper to her we reach her place already. She a bit like don't want to get down so I took the chance to ask her if she want to go somewhere else then she in her half asleep way node her head. I happily drive her to the nearest quiet place and after reaching, I start to touch her. She show no resistance then I proceed to kiss her and autoroam her. No resistance again!!! I proceed to rub her breast and pull up her t-shirt to have a good look at her 34B breast. Start sucking it and more my hand slowly inside her skirt and dig her cunt. When it start to get wet, pull down her panty and took out a condom from my glove compartment box and cap my dick. Move over on top of her and start using my dick to play outside her cunt. After a while, begain pumping her and she moan real loud and I still thought she is half asleep before that. Just before I cum, notce a car coming to the carpark and don't care still continue pnmping her till I cum and she orgas. After that then I realise that I a police petrol car. Fuck!!! Both of us kana call out of my car and lecture by the police. After that we quickly get into my car and then zoom off to the nearest petrol kois to wash up. She love that experience but we did not meet after that incident as I think she know I only interested to fuck her and not have any relationship. Sad.

Bro. when was that?? 6-7 years back while in SPF doing night patroling did ever caught ppls making love in public carpark but usually we will wait till the action over :p

[japboy]

was in a chalet n compete w a few of mi frenz (abt 2) 2 c who can shoot spermz d furthest in d toilet... w alot of pple walking ard outside, parents, female frenz..... end of story, mine splashed on d other end of d toilet wall n i won!! :D :D

[Travelman]

as for me, few year back with my gal fren in bt timah hill hiking (now my wife :D ) feel very horny cos she was wearing a tight short. so find a place to sit down and start raba here raba there and ended she giving me a bbbj there but suddenly out of the blue a group of ang mo came out from our back, imagine that time was so high and some body appear in front of you :o really no place to hide and my wife face was as red as an apple worst still they still can say hallo good day to you

[sg69]

mnay moons ago..sneaked in my ex into police academy when doing duty on sat. nite n fucked her in my neighbouring room bed...damn kan cheong...early morning snucked her out...next day my neighbouring room squad mate came back n complain his bed all messed up...showed him my used condom in his rubbish bin n I kenna f### upside down by him.....wat a memory....

[GoForIt]

my memorable experience happened in Batam where by my buddy arrange a SYT for me to bonk inside a moving taxi at nite for almost 45 mins.the driver almost kena accident cos he always peep at the rear mirror never look out for traffic :p

tis is wat we call our own version of 'bang bus' was my buddy reply after happily watching me :rolleyes:

[alphalaw]

Through my many years of christmas celebrations, there was one of the nearer years when I had gotten to know a pair of twins, from my Army buddy's circle of friends...

There's this family who went abroad and left the in-charge of the "house" to his son, who, happens to be a SAMSTER in here as well. -shhh, dun reply or u reveal ur identity too- :p

Anyways, went for the christmas party, gotten to know one sweet lady... and was surprised she had gotten a twin sister... I am curious and well, after a few successive rounds of drinks (with the girls as well as my pals), glances were exchanged, .... as and when the effect kicks in, my face were like burning red hot, mild jokes evolved to hot sensual topics, hugs and dance evolved to auto roaming, kisses evolved to frenching, thank you Bro T....... lent me a room, and made history.... :p

[VirginHunter]

Bro. when was that?? 6-7 years back while in SPF doing night patroling did ever caught ppls making love in public carpark but usually we will wait till the action over :p

Erm I don't think those 2 guys who caught me did wait lor. THey came straight after they park their car. Luckly I cum already. Think I choose a wrong place also coz tat place once got a female jogging nearby kana rape and kill so the police still watching out on that place for peeping tom. After both of them got down from their car, 1 actually walk around the place and quickly shine his torch to look for prrping tom. Guess we become the bait for the guys in blue.

[alicenine]

did something with my ex..
she let me bonk her for 6 times in a day frm morning till late afternoon .....very wild at that time.....after that she kept complaining legs and thighs feels like jelly...

[enormous]

Call it crazy but damn sure horny happened during uni days outing stayed in chalet sharing room to economise. Anyway gf was lying in bed under blanket join her slowly pull down shorts/panty and entered her from behind b4 can stroke suddenly her girlfriends walk-in being blur-blur just sat on other bed talking. Wow what a feeling having dick in gf same room with other 2 girls looking but not realising. Slowly stroking dick in & out of gf pussy while both of us putting straight face. Finally girls left and wam! all hell broke loose had the best cum ever due to earlier incident.

[acid]

craziest thing?... was lying down in my ex gf's mom's bed wif gf beside me and her mom to her side...cos weather hot and only the parent's room got a/c...so i think my gf got horny...kept stroking my dick under the blanket...den pulled her running shorts to the side and stuck my dick in her already wet pussy and grind me till i cum in side her...den after that she go wash...all these while her mom beside reading newspaper..